Your Mom's House

S٢٠٢٦ E١ · ١٤ يناير ٢٠٢٦

Joe DeRosa Is Vile & Horrendous | Ep. 842 الحلقة ١

This week, Christina P holds down the fort while Tom Segura is away, and she’s joined by comedian Joe DeRosa, who will soon be joining the YMH family with a podcast of his own entitled "Vile & Horrendous". He helps Christina along for for an absolutely off the rails episode packed with wild clips, hot takes, and some classic YMH energy. From an unexpectedly epic saxophone intro, to a disturbing church meltdown, to Christina’s meticulously curated TikTok insanity, this episode spirals fast, before finally landing on a brutally accurate breakdown of boring corporate fast food culture. The house they filmed Home Alone in is also in sale and looks like an insane place to live in! So strap in, stay black, keep those jeans high and tight.

S٢٠٢٦ E٢ · ٢١ يناير ٢٠٢٦

We Were Trapped! | Ep. 843 الحلقة ٢

This week on Your Mom’s House, Tim joins the show through the magic of the internet as the main mommies dive headfirst into Bad Thoughts production, introducing the boys to The Terminator movies, and some Arnold impressions. Things escalate quickly with a wild opening clip of a very public call out of something very private, followed by a call to action for any and all "throat goats". Tom and Christina also unpack the Trapped in the Caribbean chaos, which included a TMZ story, hotel horror stories, steel drums, and a week of no YMH episode. They also deep dive into Mike Fedele’s extremely online lifestyle of boats, flexing, humping, and Gen-Z failures. Also in this episode Safety Larry’s situational-awareness book, threats from a nude man in shoes, pet safety clips, stranger danger, eye pokes, Mantak Chia energy, pot debates, hippie hatred, garbage-dump parenting, mafia waste management history, body-disposal hypotheticals, and kids talking trash. Buckle up, jeans, we're fuggen BACK!

S٢٠٢٦ E٣ · ٢٨ يناير ٢٠٢٦

Surviving An Ice Storm | Ep. 844 الحلقة ٣

This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P hunker down for the ice storm and break down a clip of man threatening the world while borrowing his mom’s ice. The main mommies also explore the psychology of guys who think owning three coolers counts as wealth. Plus: unfiltered race takes, serial killer interviews that somehow turn philosophical, cringe dad gymnastics, brutal internet injuries, and Christina P confirms another rare double pipe classic. Add in storm prep advice (wine over water), aging body truths, hydration-denying parents, and some more of the internet’s coolest dudes, and you’ve got another classic YMH episode with Tim and Christine.

S٢٠٢٦ E٤ · ٤ فبراير ٢٠٢٦

Celebrity Satanists w/Sal Vulcano | Ep. 845 الحلقة ٤

S٢٠٢٦ E٥ · ١١ فبراير ٢٠٢٦

Skankfest Surprise w/ Luis J. Gomez | Ep. 846 الحلقة ٥

This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P welcomes comedian and Skankfest co-founder Luis J. Gomez for an absolutely unhinged episode with some heart. This episode has it all, Skankfest stories, public defecation, cartel scam calls, jailhouse etiquette, roommate revenge, Norm's poutine fries, and members of the marginalized community doing what they do best. Luis shares how Skankfest grew from a small idea into one of the most unique comedy festivals in the country, including what sets the audience apart and why their fans are the most respectful degenerates you'll ever meet. The episode also takes a turn into real-world experiences as Luis talks about run-ins with the law, what it’s actually like spending a night in jail, and how people learn the unspoken rules of that environment quickly. He also tells a memorable story about a former roommate that escalated far beyond a normal disagreement and Christina unleashes her curations onto her new homie, Luis. See you on the goth cruise!

S٢٠٢٦ E٦ · ١٨ فبراير ٢٠٢٦

Topping From The Bottom w/ Ian Fidance | Ep. 847 الحلقة ٦

This week on Your Mom’s House, Christina P is joined by comedian Ian Fidance for a no-holds-barred conversation that swings wildly between trauma, sexuality, spirituality, parenting, and some of the most cool guys we've seen on the algo. Ian also plugs his new show "Ian Do: An Odd Guy Doing Odd Jobs" that is out now on the YMH Studios Network!

S٢٠٢٦ E٧ · ٢٥ فبراير ٢٠٢٦

[REDACTED] Is In The Epstein Files?! | Ep. 848 الحلقة ٧

Tom Segura joins Christina P via Zoom this week and the mommies waste no time getting completely stupid. This episode has it all: the absolutely unhinged viral Nicole Curtis “fart n-word” clip, a fresh dose of Safety Larry doing what Safety Larry does best, and Fancy Chef stepping into the pizza review game like a true culinary king, and a revelation about a certain comedian being in the Epstein files that that us laughing our shirts off. Plus the mommies get horrible or hilarious, shame some TikTards, and update each other on their respective periods. Keep featherin’ it, follow proto, and enjoy the slop.

S٢٠٢٦ E٨ · ٤ مارس ٢٠٢٦

Hollywood Horror Stories w/ Jim Breuer | Ep. 849 الحلقة ٨

This week on Your Mom's House, comedian and SNL alum, Jim Breuer joins Christina P for a raw, hilarious, and no-holds-barred conversation that goes everywhere! From growing up as a fat kid with blue-collar parents, to surviving Saturday Night Live, to raising kids in a world that feels completely upside down. Christina P and Jim talk parenting boys, discipline, letting kids be kids, and why overprotective culture is failing families. Jim opens up about marriage, loyalty, divorce trauma, and why he refuses to blow up his family for fame or temptation. The two also dive deep into cancel culture, porn addiction, gender ideology, Hollywood hypocrisy, and the Epstein era, with Jim sharing jaw-dropping stories from his time inside the industry. Plus Christina shows Jim some insane Toks and other unhinged content we've discovered online. Enjoy!

S٢٠٢٦ E٩ · ١١ مارس ٢٠٢٦

Tom Is Home Here Now | Ep. 850 الحلقة ٩

This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom returns home from LA after filming Bad Thoughts and jumps right back into the madness with Christina. "Two mommies, one jean" for a reason, as the two catch up and break down another stack of insane internet clips. This episode has everything YMH fans want: Tom's still mostly clean face, Christina’s glamping adventure with the boys, park squirrel bite updates, hamster hospice trauma, Squatty Potty scandal talk, horny blacks, hornier grandmas, and a parade of deeply disturbed cool guys. Plus Tom gets a welcome back batch of clips featuring people getting hurt and the Main Mommies discuss the ethics of the shoes in the house, and whether it's a race thing or just a clean person thing.

S٢٠٢٦ E١٠ · ١٨ مارس ٢٠٢٦

The Most American Podcast Ever w/ Triggernometry | Ep. 851 الحلقة ١٠

S٢٠٢٦ E١١ · ٢٥ مارس ٢٠٢٦

Brian Simpson Almost Died | Ep. 852 الحلقة ١١

This week, Tom’s away, so Christina P calls in Brian Simpson, who after an appropriately timed "I'm having chest pains" drop, immediately reveals he almost died last month. What follows is a hilarious and horrifying breakdown of Brian’s heart attack on the road in Atlanta, and the odyssey of ICU insanity, sexy nurses, fried chicken in the cardiac unit, missing meds, CVS incompetence, and the always awful VA. Once they’re done unpacking death, survival, and why Americans are apparently supposed to just die quietly, Christina and Brian swerve into Justin Timberlake’s DUI arrest, Dolly Parton’s tits, looksmaxxing, TikTok freaks, adult summer camp psychos, horny grannies, gay blacks, and the fart BIG WORD lady trying to explain herself on The Breakfast Club. Grab your Life Alert and enjoy!

S٢٠٢٦ E١٢ · ١ أبريل ٢٠٢٦

Ari Matti Is An International Problem | Ep. 853 الحلقة ١٢

Tom Segura holds it down solo on this episode of Your Mom’s House while Christina is away, and he’s joined by comedian Ari Matti for one wildly funny conversation. Ari breaks down his insane journey from Estonia to Melbourne, London, New York, and Austin, explains how he learned to do stand-up in a second language, and talks about going from open mics overseas to getting passed at The Comedy Mothership and becoming a Kill Tony regular. Along the way, Tom and Ari get into Ari’s background in MMA, the delusional confidence it takes to survive comedy, and why being an outsider ended up becoming his biggest advantage. Then things go fully off the rails with stories about foreign chiropractors, Estonian blackface on national TV, Robert Paul Champagne, Alex Jones, Liver King at the Four Seasons, catastrophic injury clips, and one of the most disgusting travel-hookup stories ever told on the show.

S٢٠٢٦ E١٣ · ٨ أبريل ٢٠٢٦

Fake Boobs, Real Chaos | Ep. 854 الحلقة ١٣

Tom Segura and Christina P are back in Studio Jeans for another completely unhinged episode of Your Mom’s House, and this one goes from philosophy class to fake tits in record time. The Main Mommies kick things off by solving the world’s least necessary ethical debate, then dive headfirst into the internet chaos with a wild breakdown of the Kristi Noem husband story involving fetishes, webcam betrayal, and big bimbo boobies. Also in this episode: 80 year old sex symbols, Safety Larry delivering some anxiety-inducing escalator wisdom, Mantak Chia teaches the jeans how to hold testicle and circulate sexual energy, and Tom reveals the kind of fancy gift he gives a fancy chef after a great meal. Plus there’s a hilarious restaurant review, horrifying injury clips, wet floor PTSD, nicotine pouch logic, and a closing stretch of TikToks so deranged it could only live inside the Mommy-Dome.

S٢٠٢٦ E١٤ · ١٥ أبريل ٢٠٢٦

Poopy Powerslams w/ Cody Rhodes | Ep. 855 الحلقة ١٤

WWE Champion Cody Rhodes pulls up to Your Mom's House with Tom Segura and Christina Pazsitzky for one of the most kayfabe episodes yet, they talk WrestleMania, getting booed by thousands of maniacs, puking mid-match, and the real chaos of life inside the ring that most fans don't even see. Cody breaks down what it’s like defending his title on the biggest stage, how crowds can flip on you in real time, and why getting booed might actually be more fun than cheers. He also gets into the psychology of wrestling, learning from legends like The Undertaker, and how performers pivot mid-match when things go sideways. Tom and Christina also go off on Tax Day, break down some cool guys, check out lion-feeding idiots, talk amusement park disasters, and read a fan submitted “Pazsitzky Effect.” Plus: smelly wrestlers, locker room etiquette, Big Show’s legendary farts, wrestling themed horrible or hilarious clips, and so much more! It's still real to me damnit!

S٢٠٢٦ E١٥ · ٢٢ أبريل ٢٠٢٦

Shitting Gold w/ David Cross | Ep. 856 الحلقة ١٥

Mommy! On this episode of Your Mom's House, Tom and Christina talk about Tina's recent performances and how she's actively working to the make the Comedy Mothership gayer. They then open the show with another clip courtesy of Kinky Unc, before moving on to cool gmail guy, some cool chiropractors, and that knucklehead cornhole pro with no limbs. The mommies are then joined by actor and comedian David Cross. David promotes his new comedy special THE END OF THE BEGINNING OF THE END, produced by Tom and YMH Studios and gets a hard lesson in TikTok slop before the trio discuss everything from college education to gold dipped steak. They also talk furries, British fetishes, Roosevelt Island, the Perfect Smile, Machu Picchu, and a clip so wild, David Cross had to get out of his seat to get a closer look! Enjoy!

S٢٠٢٦ E١٦ · ٢٩ أبريل ٢٠٢٦

Take Your Jeans Off w/ Rick Glassman | Ep. 857 الحلقة ١٦

Pull those Jeans up and take your shoes off, it’s another episode of Your Mom’s House! This week, Christine is on the road so Tom is joined by the host of TYSO, comedian, and actor, Rick Glassman! Tom and Rick share the dynamic energy of two serial killers trying to kill the other and start the show talking about nipple play, cleanliness, travel shoes, and ball sizes. Tom then opens the show with a video doorbell clip of a man surprising a group of religious solicitors. Tom and Rick also get into mouth noises, impressions, entertaining Scottish people, optimal porn penis sizes, and Amir K's hair. Rick also shares a story about a missed connection with incredible Asian girl at a recent comedy show in Denver, before Tom plays some wild horrible or hilarious clips for Rick. There's also a cop doppelgänger of Tom, Jewish family conflicts, fisting, an Asian lady named "Jew", and so much more! Check it out!

S٢٠٢٦ E١٧ · ٦ مايو ٢٠٢٦

Is Ray J Gay? w/ Ari Shaffir | Ep. 858 الحلقة ١٧

Welcome back to another episode of Your Momma's Place! Christine is still off on the road so Tom is joined by another Jew, Mr. Ari Shaffir. Tom and Ari talk The End and share some stories that were interrupted a few weeks back on 2 Bears., Tom then opens the show with a video of pure black joy, which leads to Tom and Ari discussing the hierarchy of black compliments. Tom and Ari also get into a wild hypothetical involving Michael Jackson, another guy who killed his wife in the tropics, Bruce Bruce, favorite Porn genres, someone named Muddy Buck, plus Tom plays some Horrible or Hilarious clips, and the pair debate a question from a viral video that left Cam Newton speechless: "Is Ray J gay?" That and so much more on Yer Mum's Residence!

S٢٠٢٦ E١٨ · ١٣ مايو ٢٠٢٦

Aliens Are Watching You w/ Duncan Trussell | Ep. 859 الحلقة ١٨

The two break down the recent release of UFO/UAP files by the US government, talk about the dumb things schools do to make it more fun, Sharon Stone's pussy, the benefits of period blood, Christina's spiritual awakening, Duncan's new podcast with Kurt Metzger, and more alien talk than an episode of "The X-Files". I really want to believe!

S٢٠٢٦ E١٩ · ٢٠ مايو ٢٠٢٦

Ron Taylor Is Funny AF | Ep. 860 الحلقة ١٩

What does it actually feel like to win a Netflix comedy competition while running out of time on stage every single round? Ron Taylor, the winner of Netflix's Funny AF, sits down with Tom to break it all down, from the electric energy of the finale to the surprising strategy that accidentally worked in his favor. Ron grew up in Detroit, stumbled onto a stage at 18 with zero material, and spent 16 years grinding through black rooms, mainstream clubs, and bar shows before getting his shot. He and Tom go deep on what separates a real comedy special from just a collection of jokes, why a tight 60 minutes will always beat a self-indulgent 90, and how Ron's questionable time management might have actually won him the whole thing. They also get into the nuances of the roast comedy debate, a game of "Tom or Black?", check out some horrible or hilarious clips, and Ron's honest take on what the Mothership crowd feels like compared to the Comedy Store.