Drunk Disney

S1 · E1 · 22 de ene. de 2014

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs Episodio 1

We watch Disney's FIRST animated movie, the 1937 classic Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Will Snow White ever escape the evil witch? Will the other dwarves ever quit being mean to Dopey? Is this the same movie as Sleeping Beauty?

S1 · E2 · 24 de ene. de 2014

Pinocchio Episodio 2

We watch Disney's 2nd animated feature, the 1940 coming-of-human tale Pinocchio. Will Pinocchio become a real boy? Will Jiminy Cricket get his libido under control? And how the hell did Geppetto get stuck inside a whale?

S1 · E3 · 29 de ene. de 2014

Fantasia Episodio 3

We watch Disney's 3rd animated feature, the 1940 musical extravaganza Fantasia. Will Mickey master the power of broomsticks? Will the centaurs successfully mate? And just how the hell do you drink to classical music?

S1 · E4 · 5 de feb. de 2014

Dumbo Episodio 4

We watch Disney's 4th animated feature, the 1941 emotional wringer Dumbo. Will Dumbo ever learn to use his ears for good? Will his friends ever use his real name? And just how racist is this movie?

S1 · E5 · 5 de mar. de 2014

Bambi Episodio 5

We watch Disney's 5th animated feature, the 1942 woodland critter tale Bambi. Will Bambi inherit the throne of the forest? Will Thumper ever control his compulsive thumping? And just how damn adorable is this movie?

S1 · E6 · 26 de mar. de 2014

Aladdin Episodio 6

We watch Disney's 31st animated feature, the 1992 Arabian-themed Aladdin. Will Aladdin use his three wishes properly? Will Jafar ever reveal what's beneath his cowl? And why isn't Tom Cruise the voice of Aladdin?

S1 · E7 · 6 de may. de 2014

Frozen Episodio 7

We watch Disney's 53rd animated feature, 2013's smash hit Frozen. Will Elsa and Anna reunite under good circumstances? Is Olaf annoying or the cutest little snowman since Frosty? And just why do we keep talking about a nuclear bomb?

S1 · E8 · 3 de jun. de 2014

Alice in Wonderland Episodio 8

We watch Disney's 13th animated feature, 1951's seemingly plotless Alice in Wonderland. Will Alice find her way out of Wonderland? Is there any kind of central plot to all these wacky stories? And just how do all these characters defecate if none of them have a butthole?

S1 · E9 · 1 de jul. de 2014

Robin Hood Episodio 9

We watch Disney's 21st animated feature, 1973's low-budget Robin Hood. Will Robin's shitty disguises fool the Sheriff of Nottingham? Is there a goblin hanging out with Robin Hood's band of thieves? And just how many times can one movie re-use the same animation?

S1 · E10 · 29 de jul. de 2014

The Emperor's New Groove Episodio 10

We watch Disney's 40th animated feature, 2000's The Emperor's New Groove. Does Pacha have a llama fetish? Will Kronk ever get crunk? And just how many months pregnant is Chicha - and does it matter?

S1 · E11 · 2 de sep. de 2014

Peter Pan Episodio 11

We watch Disney's 14th animated feature, 1953's Peter Pan. Is Peter Pan actually just Wendy's boyfriend? Will Smee ever find clothes that fit? And just how ignorant were the animators about Native Americans?

S1 · E12 · 30 de sep. de 2014

Tangled Episodio 12

We watch Disney's 50th animated feature, 2010's Tangled. How does Rapunzel know so much stuff? Will Flynn ever be comfortable with his secret fetishes? And just what the hell is Mother G's actual name?

S1 · E13 · 28 de oct. de 2014

The Hunchback of Notre Dame Episodio 13

We watch Disney's 34th animated feature, 1996's The Hunchback of Notre Dame. Does Quasimodo realize he's in the friend zone? What kind of kinky stuff is Frollo into? And just how sexy did the animators want Esmeralda to be?

S1 · E14 · 5 de nov. de 2014

Saludos Amigos Episodio 14

We watch Disney's 6th animated feature, 1942's Saludos Amigos. Are these Mad Men-style animators racist? Why is Chan wishing Joe Francis will show up? And just what the hell are Donald Duck and José Carioca saying?

S1 · E15 · 11 de nov. de 2014

The Three Caballeros Episodio 15

Robert Chan joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1944's The Three Caballeros, Disney's 7th animated feature. Will Donald ever fit in with his Latino friends? Why are all the penguins in Antarctica depressed? And just how trippy does this movie get once they go to Mexico?

S1 · E16 · 25 de nov. de 2014

The Aristocats Episodio 16

Adam Wagner joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1970's The Aristocats, Disney's 20th animated feature. Will Edgar ever become a real villain? Do Thomas O'Malley and George Clooney hang out at the same bar? And just who would win in a fight - a scorpion or a praying mantis?

S1 · E17 · 6 de ene. de 2015

Home on the Range Episodio 17

Becky Robinson joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2004's Home on the Range, Disney's 45th (and possibly worst) animated feature. What's Alameda Slim's secret weapon? Was Judi Dench awarded royalty for this movie? And just how many burp jokes can you fit in one movie?

S1 · E18 · 3 de feb. de 2015

Mulan Episodio 18

Sarah Snitch joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1998's Mulan, Disney's 36th animated feature. Is Mushu actually helpful? Is Shang a little bicurious because of Mulan's crossdressing? And just how awesome can a Disney song be? (answer: very)

S1 · E19 · 3 de mar. de 2015

Cinderella Episodio 19

Courtoon joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1950's Cinderella, Disney's 12th animated feature. Is there a black mold problem in Cinderella's home? Does Prince Charming have any personality at all? And why doesn't Cinderella have any ears?

S1 · E20 · 17 de mar. de 2015

The Princess and the Frog Episodio 20

FLitz joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2009's The Princess and the Frog, Disney's 49th animated feature. Should people be afraid of Voodoo? Does Naveen know safe sex practices? And did Microsoft Sam co-star in this movie?

S1 · E21 · 7 de abr. de 2015

The Great Mouse Detective Episodio 21

Nick Skardarasy joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1986's The Great Mouse Detective, Disney's 26th animated feature. Would it hurt to be shot by a mouse gun? Does Fidget the Bat get disability checks? And, seriously, why do so many of you like this movie?

S1 · E22 · 5 de may. de 2015

Lilo & Stitch Episodio 22

Joey Richter joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2002's Lilo & Stitch, Disney's 42nd animated feature. How nice does it feel to dress like a lady? Are social workers bad guys? And why do aliens just kind of look like fish?

S1 · E23 · 9 de jun. de 2015

Hercules Episodio 23

Liann Kaye joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1997's Hercules, Disney's 35th animated feature. What powers do Greek gods have? How did Scar end up in Ancient Greece? And just how many nipples are in this movie, anyway?

S1 · E24 · 8 de jul. de 2015

Sleeping Beauty Episodio 24

Greg Hollander joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1959's Sleeping Beauty, Disney's 16th animated feature. Was this film originally planned as a sitcom? Why doesn't Dave ever seem to know what's going on? And scrumps! Scrumps! Scrumps!

S1 · E25 · 5 de ago. de 2015

Oliver & Company Episodio 25

Laura Holliday joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1988's Oliver & Company, Disney's 27th animated feature. Why doesn't Billy Joel do more acting (as a dog)? Did Taco Bell rip off its chihuahua from this movie? And how much more can we talk about Billy Joel?

S1 · E26 · 8 de sep. de 2015

Treasure Planet Episodio 26

Elliott Morgan joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2002's Treasure Planet, Disney's 43rd animated feature. Why don't more movies have Goo Goo Dolls montages? Are moms allowed on adventures? And just how many times can we say the word 'nubile' in 15 minutes?

S1 · E27 · 6 de oct. de 2015

The Little Mermaid Episodio 27

BethBeRad joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1989's The Little Mermaid, Disney's 28th animated feature. Should King Triton see an anger counselor? Did the animators ever actually draw Ariel's naked parts? And just why is Ariel hanging out with Flounder in the first place?

S1 · E28 · 19 de nov. de 2015

Lady and the Tramp Episodio 28

Mano Agapion joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1955's Lady and the Tramp, Disney's 15th animated feature. Does this movie take place in America? Can anyone understand Lady's bloodhound friend? And just how many animals are trying to eat that baby?

S1 · E29 · 11 de dic. de 2015

The Black Cauldron Episodio 29

Elizabeth Rage joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1985's The Black Cauldron, Disney's 25th animated feature. Will the Horned King's quarterly staff meeting go well? Does Princess Eilonwy know anything besides how to introduce herself? And just how pathetic is Taran?

S1 · E30 · 23 de ene. de 2016

Atlantis: The Lost Empire Episodio 30

Joel Arnold joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2001's Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Disney's 41st animated feature. Will Milo save the Atlanteans and be their white savior? Is it any secret that Rourke's the bad guy? And just how does Kida stay so tan living underground for a thousand years?

S1 · E31 · 20 de feb. de 2016

Wreck-it Ralph Episodio 31

April Moreau joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2012's Wreck-It Ralph, Disney's 52nd animated feature. Will Ralph ever learn about his troll lineage? Are you supposed to put your hands up in a movie theater? And just how much does this movie make you want candy?

S1 · E32 · 26 de mar. de 2016

Tarzan Episodio 32

MaxNoSleeves joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1999's Tarzan, Disney's 37th animated feature. Will Tarzan ever learn any sweet BMX tricks? Does Phil Collins know how easy it is to replace his lyrics? And just what is Kerchak's forearm routine at the gorilla gym?

S1 · E33 · 22 de abr. de 2016

Brother Bear Episodio 33

SoundProofLiz joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2003's Brother Bear, Disney's 44th animated feature. How much does a bear weigh? Which bear has the best bear lips? And is Phil Collins a musical genius or do all his songs sound the same?

S1 · E34 · 20 de may. de 2016

Big Hero 6 Episodio 34

RogersBase joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2014's Big Hero 6, Disney's 54th animated feature. Which Teletubby was the gay one? Where are the police in San Fransokyo? And why is Hiro so damn unlikeable?

S1 · E35 · 24 de jun. de 2016

The Lion King Episodio 35

Jon Cozart (of Paint) joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1994's The Lion King, Disney's 32nd animated feature. Why does everyone hate hyenas? Why was the Disney World Pocahontas so mean to Jon? And what do elephants go to the elephant graveyard to do?

S1 · E36 · 21 de jul. de 2016

The Jungle Book Episodio 36

Keetin Marchi joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1967's The Jungle Book, Disney's 19th animated feature. Why does everyone in the jungle put up with Baloo? Does Mowgli know how to walk like a human being? And who exactly had lice in Keetin's elementary school?

S1 · E37 · 26 de ago. de 2016

Meet the Robinsons Episodio 37

Briana Roecks joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 2007's Meet the Robinsons, Disney's 47th animated feature. Where did Bowler Hat Guy get his baller hat? Why do these characters hang out on rooftops so much? AND HOW MANY CHARACTERS DO WE NEEEEED?

S1 · E38 · 23 de sep. de 2016

One Hundrer and One Dalmatians Episodio 38

Ali Spagnola joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1961's One Hundred and One Dalmatians, Disney's 17th animated feature. Did Roger marry Anita for her money? Is Jasper trying extra hard to be British? And how cool would it be to be Cruella de Vil?

S1 · E39 · 11 de nov. de 2016

The Rescuers Episodio 39

Omar Najam joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1977's The Rescuers, Disney's 23rd animated feature. Is Medusa purple? Why is there an entire scene without music? And just what does a Southern accent really sound like?

S1 · E40 · 4 de feb. de 2017

The Fox and the Hound Episodio 40

Patrick Dougall of Thingamavlogs joins James, Chelsea and Dave for 1981's The Fox and the Hound, Disney's 24th animated feature. Were there any laws in the '30s? Whose idea was it to have this bird subplot? And just what does it mean to be the best of friends?

S1 · E41 · 4 de mar. de 2017

Beauty and the Beast Episodio 41

S1 · E42 · 6 de may. de 2017

Chicken Little Episodio 42

S1 · E43 · 3 de jun. de 2017

Bolt Episodio 43

S1 · E44 · 1 de jul. de 2017

Make Mine Music Episodio 44

S1 · E45 · 1 de oct. de 2017

The Lion King 2: Simba's Pride Episodio 45

S1 · E46 · 31 de ene. de 2018

The Lion King 1 1/2 Episodio 46

S1 · E47 · 10 de mar. de 2018

Fun and Fancy Free Episodio 47

S1 · E48 · 29 de abr. de 2018

The Sword in the Stone Episodio 48