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Today's episode is all about choices and how when you make choices you can't go back. Choices like whether to go left or right, through the window quietly or through the front door guns blazing, putting everyone in the courtyard into a gentle sleep or committing mass genocide with a doomsday weapon you helped make. Tough, tough choices that you can't take back because that would mean reloading a save that's just a little to far back and I mean what's the harm in a little genocide anyways?

Our boys got an Eevee and another stim pack all in the first five minutes; 2020 is looking up for Kyle, Sam, and Cole.

Dis-Ho-No-Red is Dis-Ho-No-Dead because in this episode our boys beat the game! What is their final chaos level? Does Emily survive? What will Kyle and Miles decide to do with the men that betrayed them? You gotta watch the episode to find out.

Our boys get A LOT done this episode because it's 2 episodes in 1!

Resident Redux Revisited Revelations Righteous Retort Rolling Red...Rooster.

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!

You know games teach you game mechanics at the beginning for a reason. Unfortunately not only did this game teach blocking very poorly our boys didn't pay attention either and for those of you doing the math you know this equals one brutal ass whooping by Blade Wolf.

I really want to know what happened to sisters 3-8. Also is there a First Sister?

This game is just a wonderfully ridiculous present and our boys have only just begun to unwrap it.

If Anakin was so worried about Padme dying then instead of becoming Sith he should have just gone to Dathomir and had the Night Sisters resurrect her. Sure, she would be a little corpse-y but you don't have to slaughter a bunch of toddlers to get it done either.

Our boys are on a NEW SET! A new set means a better TV with no input lag so you would think that would mean our boys are playing the game a little bit better. Nope.

New Episode, new room, same Kyle, Sam, and Cole. The boys are trying to fight their way out of the Dathomir swamp to get back to that one guy that is totally not a Dark Jedi, yep he just wears that black robe for fun and hangs out on Dathomir because he likes the vibe.

Let's just say hostage negotiations were cut short. *Raiden puts on sunglasses* *The Who plays in the background*

Awwww yeah! Our boys are getting a new light saber crystal which hopefully means some dope new colors to pick from.

We are on the other side of the Sonic The Hedgehog movie and our boys don't know how to process it. You know what might help? Indiscriminate digital murder.

This is it! Kyle, Sam, and Cole will beat Jedi: Fallen Order this episode! Questions remain like, will our boys get the holocron or will Malicos stop them dead in their tracks? Not if new girlfriend has anything to say about it! But how will new girlfriend react when she meets old girlfriend a.k.a the Second Sister?

Kept you waiting, huh? It's been a whole week but our boys are about to wreck this fool.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole enjoy a nice sampling of the "games" made in Dreams.

Kyle and The BIG DAWG enter what could be the coolest office space to ever be in an office building right before stumbling into a big ol' boss rush.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are playing, what could be, the greatest game ever, of all time's...demo.

Kyle and Miles have one mission, to escape Denver but not before they hit up the world's first Chipotle to grab some lunch.

Yarr! Captain Kyle, Captain Sam, and Captain Cole be sailing the high seas in search of booty.

Kyle and Miles have made it to the end and it's a big'n so strap in and get your popcorn ready because our boys are beating Metal Gear Rising Revengeance on this episode of Backwardz Compatible!

Kyle, Cole, Josh, and Torrian rip and tear through the hoard of demons that have invaded Earth. Well Josh does the ripping and tearing. Kyle, Cole, and Torrian are just there to remind Josh how much health he has left.

Kyle and Miles "successfully" avoided and defeated Mr. X in RE2 but I can assure you that neither of them are ready for Nemesis.

Highlights from the 3/13/2020 livestream. Join Kyle, Josh, Cole, and Melanie as they go through floor after floor in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion HD Renovation!

Sometimes to look forward, you have to look back so Kyle and Miles are going way back to Halo: REACH but they are looking forward because it's on Steam but they are still looking back because it plays like an old game but they are looking forward because everything is up-resed but then they are still looking back because.....why does everything smell like copper?

Highlights from the Livestream on 03/17/2020. Kyle and Cole are joined by Jordan and Reid for a ""friendly"" game of Mario Party while drinking some Guinness to celebrate St. Patrick's Day!

Kyle and Miles "sneak" their way behind enemy lines to set up an all out assault on the Covenant.

Stream highlights from 04/03/2020. Kyle, Sam, and Cole try to survive the machinations of the evil mastermind.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole continue on where the demo left off in Final Fantasy VII Remake and sitting in with the boys on today's episode is Chelsea Atkinson! Originally streamed on 04/08/2020.

Alfredo and Trevor from AH join Kyle, Sam, and Cole as they play some of the Valorant beta! Originally streamed on 4/17/2020.

Kyle and Miles have enrolled at Spooky High right before prom and they have only a few short weeks to find a date!

Kyle invested in oil at the wrong time and is on the run from debt collectors. Good thing his Grandpa left him Tax Shelter Farm. Now he can hide out there until the coast is clear but he's going to need to make this farm look legit to avoid suspicion so he has hired Cole and Sam as his two farm hands to help make Tax Shelter Farm the best Tax Shelter Farm there is!

Kyle and Miles continue to pursue their monsters of choice to see who will actually end up with a date for prom!

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are back on Tax Shelter Farm, growing crops and looking for ore in the mines. Streamed on 04/29/2020.

Kyle and Sam are joined by Josh Ornelas and Chris Kokkinos as they dive into some more of the Valorant Beta.

Join Kyle, Sam, Cole, Josh, Melanie, and Chris as they split into teams to see who can build the best base. Streamed on 05/08/2020

War, war never changes...until you put a chainsaw on the end of your gun, then war becomes a game of who can get a chainsaw kill first.

Tax Shelter Farm is really starting to come together, the boys even get enough resources to build a chicken coop! However just when it seems everything is going so well betrayal strikes within the group.

It's the last episode filmed in the studio and my oh my, how the world has changed since then. Kyle and Miles have to make their way across town to find a car they need but unfortunately for them the sun has set and you know what comes out at night in the GEARS universe don't ya? That's right, Batman. Filmed on 03/24/2020.

*Mike Rowe Voice* On this episode of Tax Shelter Farm. Big Chuggles does some fishing, Big Hoss gets a chicken, and Shorty Biggs does some digging in the mines.

Kyle, Sam, Melanie, and Cole set out on an adventure to find the X on their treasure map. Their travels will take them to a sunken boat, a chasm of death, and a desert village crawling with monsters. Beds will be stolen, creepers will explode, and there may even be a murderer among the crew.

Tax Shelter Farm is finally taking off and the boys are putting all of their profits into, you guessed it, melons. While Sam is busy scaling up the farm, Kyle learns how to feed a chicken but where is Cole during all of this? He's on a date!

Jacob Fullerton from Funhaus joins Kyle and Sam for Single Player Sunday! The crew step into the shoes of Secret Service agent/part time model Leon S. Kennedy as he searches for the President's missing daughter.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are joined by Reid and Chris as they run and scream their way through several rounds of Dead by Daylight.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are still looking for the President's daughter but a seemingly peaceful lake stands between them and their goal but who knows what kind of girthy, veiny, horrors lurk just below the surface. The kind of horrors that test audiences would find distracting.

Summer is coming to an end and the boys on Tax Shelter Farm have a big surprise waiting for them when the melon harvest comes in.

Kyle, Sam, Josh, and Cole find Ashley and now they must escape this crazy village but unfortunately they end up in a house surrounded by some very angry villagers. Good thing they have Luis Sera on their side to help hold off the encroaching horde.

The boys on Tax Shelter Farm have entered the fall season which means it's time to plant cranberries on cranberries on cranberries.

You'd think Leon would be done with an enemy after spouting off a one liner and shooting an explosive barrel that said enemy was standing next to. The problem is that this was no regular enemy, this was the big cheese himself, Mendez.

Coordination and teamwork are the keys to any successful group project. However most group projects don't require you to hurl your friends over a deadly chasm to reach your goal but unfortunately for Kyle, Cole, and Yssa that is exactly what they will have to do.

Chris Kokkinos joins Kyle and Sam as they try to find Ashley who got herself caught on a very Scooby Doo esque wall trap. The only problem is that there are five foot tall bugs trying to stop Leon at every turn. My suggestion for Leon is to burn the castle down and tell the President you did everything you could but Ashley was dead when you got there. That way the bugs are all dead and you don't have to worry about finding Ashley. Problem solved!

The boys are bringing their A game to the Stardew Valley Fair but that won't be enough to get the big prize, for that they will need to do some fishing, a whole lot of fishing.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are joined by Blaine to shoot, stab, molotov, and otherwise kill all the zombies they can between them and the next safe room. Hopefully they can remember to not disturb the witch. Oh who am I kidding? They will most certainly and immediately alert the witch the first chance they get.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are getting the farm ready for winter but while they are busy buying heaters and harvesting the last of their crops they find themselves trying to come up with new insults.

It's just Kyle and Sam helping guide Leon through a castle full of tricks and traps that must have cost a fortune to build and confused the hell out of the contractor that built it.

The boys welcome a new hand to Tax Shelter Farm, Chris Kokkinos aka Mayor Mayo has joined the farm just in time for winter to get here. Which is good because what can the boys sell in winter? Mayonnaise of course.

Kyle, Cole, Josh, and Chris must band together to solve a plethora of puzzles that only the biggest of brains can solve.

The boys are down on the farm...well most of them, some of the boys went to the desert mine BUT what is actually important about this episode is that today they decide which condiment reigns supreme and spoiler alert, it's not mayo.

This game is child's play for our 200 IQ players. The only thing that can get in the way of our boys and their goal is each other, that and a corrupted video file.

What happens at the Night Market stays at the Night Market, especially if it involves mermaids and cannibalism.

Kyle, Sam, Cole and Josh join a new world so they can take advantage of the newest patch that dropped but that means they have to start all over again from square one...or in this case block one.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are joined by Yssa for some chaotic beat 'em up action.

Kyle, Sam, Josh, and Cole continue to make improvements to the base and their enchanting table when a baby piglin decides that these 4 are his new family. God help that poor child.

These 4 can't be stopped, nothing Human Fall Flat can challenge the combined Big Brain power of Kyle, Josh, Chris, and Cole, except maybe melting ice.

Kyle, Josh and Melanie set out on an adventure that might just take them halfway across the world. You'd think one of them would know how to read a treasure map before they leave but you'd be wrong. Meanwhile Cole becomes very close friends with lava and Sam has a secret project.

Oh yes the boys are back on the farm but what's this? It looks like Cole, I mean Sephiroth, has a new web cam.

Kyle, Cole, Josh, and Chris have two more levels to go before they prove they have the biggest brains in the entire universe. Really, at this point the only thing that can stop these four is themselves... and twerking.

Kyle, Sam, and Cole are down on the farm without Chris this week because he had a meeting. I'm sure Kyle had nothing to do with that meeting happening during Stardew Valley time. No way, absolutely not, it's not like he wanted time to search for Mayor Mayo's treasure without him noticing. That's preposterous! Why would you suggest that?

Kyle is baking cakes, Josh and Cole are building out the base, and Sam works on his slime factory. Everything is going great...well except pigmen keep getting into the base, the cats won't shut up and Endermen, lots of Endermen.

The boys down on that Tax Shelter Farm have found the key to the sewers and decide to go...fishing? I guess they have a hankering for a two headed fish because I don't know what they expect to find in that green water.

Kyle, Josh, Cole, Reid, and Sam are starting their day off with some screams and scares. I don't know why you would WANT to start your day off that way but I'm not going to judge because at the very least they will have plenty of energy for the rest of the day once that adrenaline starts pumping.

Kyle, Josh, Cole, and Sam are on a mission for one thing, diamonds...well that and finding the portal to the end.

Join Kyle, Miles, Sam, Cole as they entertain you and answer some questions.

Kyle, Cole, Chris, and Josh are joined by Lindsay Jones for a little Mario Kart "fun" and to revel in some 90's nostalgia.

Kyle, Josh, Chris, and Cole are joined by Jeremy Dooley as they drift, slide, swim, and fly through some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe!

You're a wizard Kyle...and Cole you're a wizard and Sam YOU'RE A WIZARD AND YOU'RE A WIZARD AND YOU'RE A WIZARD, EVERYONE'S A WIZARD! Now go kill each other in a battle royale.

Did you know worms love war? Yep, almost as much as Kyle, Chris, Cole, and Josh apparently love Taco Bell.

Kyle, Cole, Josh, Chris, and Reid kick off 2Spooky October with some Dead by Daylight!

Sam has declared that horror games don't scare him so Kyle and Cole are bringing out the big guns.

Ghost hunters need to be smart, courageous, work well under pressure and can't be afraid of the dark. None of this describes Kyle, Sam, Cole, and Chris but they're the best we can do.

The boys are back! After conquering Lucy's chapter last week Sam is taking on Dolores' chapter so now the question is who will win. A creepy old lady with ghostly powers and schizophrenia or one very unscareable boy?

Kyle, Cole, Josh, and Sam are joined by echochlo for some good old fashioned asymmetrical murder.

Kyle, Josh, and Cole are trying to see how far they can each get in Dark Deception!

Kyle, Cole and Josh are joined by echochlo to hunt down some ghosts in Phasmophobia, well they would if they could get the ghosts out of their machines first.

Kyle, Josh, and Cole are joined by Barbara to hunt down some ghosties and this time they are turning the difficulty up. How high? I don't know, I got too scared to watch. Q_Q

Kyle, Cole, and Sam race to see who can complete the most rooms in Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion. Kyle, Cole, and Sam race to see who can complete the most rooms in Spooky's Jump Scare Mansion.

Kyle, Melanie, and Cole are joined by Kerry Shawcross to hunt down ghosts on some of the hardest difficulties Phasmophobia has to offer.

It has been awhile but Kyle, Sam, and Sephiroth are back on the farm and ready to get things in order.

Kyle, Sam, and Sephiroth have a lot more to do on the farm to get ready for the summer harvest BUT instead they decide to go into the mines and what Kyle finds down there will help in their adventures immensely.

Kyle, Cole, and Josh are joined by Chilled Chaos and Tom Fawkes for some Mario Kart. Really it's all a competition for 3rd because I don't know if anyone told these guys but Chilled and Tom are really good at Mario Kart, like...really good.

Lindsay Jones joins Kyle, Melanie, Cole, and Josh for some Dead by Daylight fun while talking about Ren Faire orgies. Yeah you read that right.

Kyle, Melanie, Josh, and Cole have to fix their car to get away from this horrible camp but to their horror a giant... rat monster? Let's go with rat monster. A GIANT RAT MONSTER, stands between them and their goal.

Kyle, Reid, and Sam play god and guide their civilizations to their utmost potential. Well at least as far as they can take them in two hours.

Kyle, Josh, and Sam are fighting for a crown while Kerry fights to breathe attempting his own version of the #RitzChallenge.

Our boys have everything they need for the Luau and you know they are going to make that soup taste oh so good if not very, very cheesy.

A new big brain has entered the fray. Sam joins Kyle, Cole, and Josh to solve some new puzzles in Human Fall Flat. Some of these new levels are official and others have been built by the Human Fall Flat community! Will these community creations stand up to our big brain boys?

The boys have played god and done the impossible, they hatched a dinosaur egg. Now they will spare no expense to turn Tax Shelter Farm into the greatest dinosaur zoo they can make it.

Cole joins the Civilization fun with Reid, Sam and Kyle but, as Civ likes to do, our group spawns nowhere near each other. So now the game is to survive long enough to make contact with at least one other living person.

This episode Kyle, Sam, and Cole find out who the witch is that keeps pissing on their chicken coop BUT more importantly, they find out where she lives and can finally take revenge.

This game seems like it would be a nice little romp, free of stress and anxiety but Kyle, Sam, Josh and Cole are about to learn that this game is full of yelling and panic attacks and fire, lots of fire. So yeah kind of like a real commercial kitchen.

Kyle, Cole, Sam, and Reid continue on with their Civ 5 adventure and things are going ok...mostly ok. Like they're not dead yet so that's good.