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We think we've cracked the CCP shill pipeline.  It all starts with spicy Chinese food.  First you're slurping down some 热干面, and then, next thing you know it, you are denying genocide in Xinjiang. 

Today is all about asking out girls (or guys) in China, and the art of Biao Bai. It's the moment you express your love to someone. In China, it's very different to the rest of the world. It's an event. It's a moment. It's when you let your guard down and put on a public display. 

We're going to play fake NES games that were popular in China on a bootleg Nintendo from China. 

Remember Pirate boy? The dude that became a legendary teacher in China while dressing as Captain Jack?  Well, there's an update... And it's gross...

Today's show is about allergies, the lack of belief in them in China, why some asians turn red when they drink, and the whole philosophy behind alcohol, and allergies in China. 

Today's episode is the best Chinese food tier list.  We duke it out and figure out what is the best Chinese food, and why, and give you a nice little tier list to walk away with to try for yourself. 

Today is a ranked tier list of worst Chinese foods we have ever tried. In Episode #44, we covered the Best Chinese Food, and ranked them. This followup is funny, gross, and informative. Enjoy -

Here it is! The much requested Chinese Amusement Park Episode!!! You want to die really fast? Go to a Chinese amusement park! 

Today we do a deep dive into something we have very close personal experience with. China had an English Speaking Cult called "Crazy English" that took over parts of the country for years. In this cult, Chinese nationalism mixed with English speaking for some very strange reasons, and with very strange results. 

In today's show, we give an update on the whole Gutter Oil problem in China. Gutter oil is oil runoff waste that is reused to make food.  China cracked down massively, even doling out death sentences (rumor) to punish offenders.  You'd think that this issue would have gone away, but nope.  It's as bad as ever.

Today, we discuss and show the absolute apocalypse that is happening because of face filters in China, and how China has already created the ideal society of phone addicted people who are detached from reality. 

Today we talk about China's legal thugs - The Chengguan  The Chengguan are there to do what the police cannot, or will not do.  They have the authority to be absolute menaces to society, and keep the hands of the police clean.

So there's a lot more to discuss about the crazy and wasteful EV situation in China! Wow, there have been some crazy attempts to fight back against the truth SerpentZA uncovered in his latest video, some really silly stuff! Join us today for a closer look and discussion about China's EV Fiasco!

Today's show is all about dumb advertising in China. It's dumb. It's really dumb.  And it's cringe... like really, really cringe. 

In China, there's a massive issue with no one helping each other. This is linked to many things, and although it's hard to understand, we break it down in detail for you with new, unseen clips.

China has some of the most ridiculous tv shows about how the heroic Chinese soldiers absolutely eviscerated Japanese troops, and trust me... they are hilarious. Here's some of our favorites. 

Chinese humor is absolutely different than western humor. We combed through what is funny in China, and wanted to see if you would find it funny too!

Many invasive species of plants and animals that you find in many countries around the world come from China. We'd like to talk about which ones come from China, what damage they do, and what you can do about it.  Join us live or watch it when it's done!

Have you ever wondered what's cool in China? There are many things that are considered cool in China that you would definitely NOT consider cool in the west. We are going to break down the weird and wonderful stuff that is massively cool in China, that you would not think is cool where you are from, or in other parts of the world.

There are tons of Shadowbanks in China, and the way they work is scary and fascinating. China runs on a corrupt economy, and people live and die by the loans given out by these banks. We discuss our personal experiences, how they work, and all of the secret details.

Welcome all to today's Xiaban Hou!  We will be discussing the different types of perverts in China from the perspective of mythical beasts, or Pokemon if you will.  There are many types. Of course, we will have some fun clips, as well as a vote clip, and you will be able to vote on the next topic!! 

In China, if you can read Chinese, you will often see illegal graffiti advertising something called 迷药 - or Mi Yao. It's a poison with ancient roots, but has morphed over time.  It's something I have been poisoned with as well.

As promised! By popular demand! No, I am serious... YOU GUYS voted for it!  You cannot blame us... well maybe you can blame Winston for voter interference.

Hey guys, you voted for this! What a magical time we will have, as we delve into how I got molested at a Renaissance Faire (Don't worry, I am ok).  I have no idea how this is related to China, but again... you voted for it.

You asked for it! Here's our 5 worst moments in China! We will follow up with the best if you guys vote on it. 

Our best moments in China. It's not going to be what you think. It's the stuff that makes us miss it.  Also... You guys know that we aren't gonna let you get all sappy with us the whole time. We ain't got time for that...

Here's some of the worst tourist attractions we've ever been to in China. You guys voted for this one!  Join us today for a bunch of laughs and all around good times.

Useless but popular items on Chinese internet

You voted for it! Today we will talk about the brutality of the education system in China.  In China, there is so much pressure, but the nationalism is being introduced in the classrooms that is reminiscent of what happened in Germany. 

You ever wanna know about us? Well, today is the day.  You voted on this topic, and we are flattered!  Join us today to learn everything you ever wanted to know about us two dorks and how we got here.

You are in for a treat... no tricks I promise! We are proud to present, The China Show Spooky Spectacular.  We will come in our best Laoban CCP official outfits, and we will be sampling some spooky treats. 

You voted for it! The worst stuff on the Chinese internet that you can buy pt 2! This one is going to be even more wild than the last.... and I don't know if that is a good thing or not.  Either way, it will be fun, so come on in!