Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous
4.3
“The Army Will Never Be The Same”
When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
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Cast
19 people
Jessica Simpson
Private Megan Valentine
Known for
The Dukes of Hazzard
Employee of the Month
Vivica A. Fox
Sergeant Louisa Morely
Known for
Kill Bill: Vol. 1
Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated
Steve Guttenberg
Sidney Green
Known for
Police Academy
Short Circuit
Aimee Garcia
Private Vicky Castillo
Known for
Lucifer
Dexter
Olesya Rulin
Private Petrovich
Known for
High School Musical 2
Powers
Keiko Agena
Private Hailey Hamamori
Known for
Gilmore Girls
Prodigal Son
Jill Marie Jones
Private Connie Johnson
Known for
Ash vs Evil Dead
Sleepy Hollow
Ryan Sypek
Sergeant Mills Evans
Known for
Wildfire
Christmas Cupid
Cheri Oteri
Private Jeter
Known for
Scary Movie
Shrek the Third
Gary Grubbs
Captain Greer
Known for
Project Almanac
Left Behind
Bryce Johnson
Derek O'Grady
Known for
Pretty Little Liars
Doctor Strange
Floriana Tullio
Camille
Known for
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Steve Miner Director · April Blair Screenplay Kelly Bowen Screenplay
Budget $30M · United States release February 3, 2009 · Produced in United States
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Budget
$30,000,000
Production
Papa Joe Films
Production
BenderSpink
Production
Di Novi Pictures
Production
Family Room Entertainment
Production
Gerber Pictures
Production
Grand Army Entertainment
Production
Major Productions
Production
Millennium Media
Production · Studio
Emmett/Furla Films
Production
United States
Produced in
Languages
Original language
English
Spoken on screen
English
Release dates
Bulgaria · November 7, 2008
Theatrical
United States · February 3, 2009
Physical
France
August 25, 2009 · Theatrical
Germany
January 30, 2009 · Physical
Kazakhstan
February 26, 2009 · Theatrical
Portugal
October 8, 2009 · Theatrical
Sweden
November 7, 2008 · Physical
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