“Welcome to Grockleton...death awaits you.”
High above the tiny hamlet of Grockleton stands Beesley Manor, home to the ominous Landlord and his...shall we say, genetically ambiguent...minions, including Pooch, a cross-eyed marksman, and Dobbin, who likes to drink gasoline. The Landlord keeps a watchful eye over his domain, brutally dispatching any strangers who enter - except for females he needs to (involuntarily) sire a Beesley heir...When three unsuspecting travelers arrive, the Landlord plans to make two of them his trophies and the other his bride...unless they can beat him at his own game.
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Chris R. Wright
The Landlord
Known for
Stalled
Warwick Davis
Knackerman #2
Known for
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2
Willow
Dan Palmer
Dobbin
Known for
Stalled
A Fistful of Fingers
Simon Stanley-Ward
Marcus
Greg Martin
Jon
Also in
All the President's Men
Quiz Show
Hannah Flint
Susan
Also in
The Smelly Janitor
Howard Lew Lewis
Knackerman #1
Also in
Brazil
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Jon Nicholas
Pooch
Ben Richards
Pike
Also in
Penny on M.A.R.S.
Footballers' Wives
Sophie Rundle
Heather
Known for
Peaky Blinders
Bodyguard
Tamaryn Payne
Shaz
Known for
Stalled
Chris Musselwhite
Smithy
Peter Stanley-Ward Director · Dan Palmer Writer
United States release January 1, 2007 · Produced in United Kingdom
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United Kingdom
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Original language
English
Spoken on screen
English
Release dates
United States · January 1, 2007
Theatrical
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