If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
6.6
“Everything is under control.”
With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
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Cast
24 people
Rose Byrne
Linda
Known for
Insidious
Spy
Conan O'Brien
Therapist
Known for
Final Space
Toy Story 5
A$AP Rocky
James
Known for
Dope
Highest 2 Lowest
Danielle Macdonald
Caroline
Known for
Unbelievable
Dumplin'
Delaney Quinn
Child
Known for
Buddy
The Roses
Mary Bronstein
Dr. Spring
Also in
Frownland
Yeast
Ivy Wolk
Diana
Known for
Anora
The Shards
Mark Stolzenberg
Parking Attendant
Also in
Boardwalk Empire
Luggage of the Gods!
Manu Narayan
Landlord
Known for
Your Friends & Neighbors
Scott Pilgrim Takes Off
Christian Slater
Father
Known for
Mr. Robot
True Romance
Eva Kornet
Breathworker
No other roles listed
Ella Beatty
Kate
Known for
Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story
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Mary Bronstein Director · Christopher Messina Cinematographer Lucian Johnston Editor
Worldwide gross $1.7M · Budget $1.5M · United States release October 10, 2025
Box office
Budget
$1,500,000
Worldwide gross
$1,709,642
Gross vs. budget
1.1×
Production
A24
Production · Studio
Central Pictures
Production
Fat City
Production
Bronxburgh
Production
United States
Produced in
Languages
Original language
English
Spoken on screen
English · Spanish
Release dates
United States · January 24, 2025
Premiere · Sundance Film Festival
United States · October 10, 2025
Limited theatrical · New York City, New York / Los Angeles, California
United States · November 18, 2025
Digital
United States
August 30, 2025 · Premiere · Telluride Film Festival
September 21, 2025 · Premiere · Fantastic Fest
September 26, 2025 · Premiere · Beyond Fest
October 2, 2025 · Premiere · New York Film Festival
October 4, 2025 · Premiere · Hamptons International Film Festival
October 10, 2025 · Premiere · Mill Valley Film Festival
October 16, 2025 · Premiere · Chicago International Film Festival
October 17, 2025 · Limited theatrical · Limited Expansion
October 19, 2025 · Premiere · Philadelphia Film Festival
October 24, 2025 · Theatrical
January 30, 2026 · Digital · HBO Max
January 31, 2026 · TV · HBO
May 26, 2026 · Physical · Blu-ray
Australia
August 7, 2025 · Premiere · Melbourne International Film Festival
October 17, 2025 · Premiere · Adelaide Film Festival
October 18, 2025 · Premiere · SXSW Sydney
November 1, 2025 · Premiere · Capital Film Festival
November 13, 2025 · Theatrical
Belgium
January 31, 2026 · Premiere · Ostend Film Festival
March 4, 2026 · Theatrical
Brazil
October 3, 2025 · Premiere · Rio de Janeiro International Film Festival
January 1, 2026 · Theatrical
March 12, 2026 · Digital
Canada
September 12, 2025 · Premiere · Toronto International Film Festival
September 21, 2025 · Premiere · Calgary International Film Festival
October 2, 2025 · Premiere · Vancouver International Film Festival
October 17, 2025 · Limited theatrical · Montréal, Quebec / Toronto, Ontario / Vancouver, British Columbia
November 18, 2025 · Digital
China
April 19, 2026 · Premiere · Beijing International Film Festival
Colombia
January 29, 2026 · Theatrical
Czechia
July 4, 2025 · Premiere · Karlovy Vary International Film Festival
April 23, 2026 · Theatrical
Estonia
November 21, 2025 · Theatrical
Finland
March 27, 2026 · Theatrical
September 18, 2026 · Premiere · Helsinki International Film Festival
Germany
February 17, 2025 · Premiere · Berlin International Film Festival
May 29, 2026 · Digital · HBO Max
Greece
December 11, 2025 · Theatrical
Hong Kong SAR China
February 27, 2026 · TV · Now True
Indonesia
September 30, 2025 · Premiere · Jakarta World Cinema
November 8, 2025 · Theatrical
November 14, 2025 · Limited theatrical
Ireland
November 12, 2025 · Premiere · Cork International Film Festival
February 20, 2026 · Theatrical
Israel
November 6, 2025 · Theatrical
August 6, 2026 · Digital · Yes VOD + Hot VOD + Partner TV+ + Cellcom TV+
Italy
March 5, 2026 · Theatrical
Japan
September 18, 2026 · Theatrical
Latvia
October 22, 2025 · Premiere · Riga International Film Festival
Lithuania
November 7, 2025 · Theatrical
Mexico
March 5, 2026 · Theatrical
Netherlands
October 11, 2025 · Premiere · Leiden International Film Festival
December 18, 2025 · Theatrical
New Zealand
February 1, 2026 · Digital
February 5, 2026 · Limited theatrical
Norway
March 8, 2026 · Premiere · Kosmorama Trondheim Film Festival
Poland
November 7, 2025 · Premiere · American Film Festival
February 20, 2026 · Theatrical
Puerto Rico
November 6, 2025 · Limited theatrical · Fine Arts
Russia
November 20, 2025 · Theatrical
March 12, 2026 · Digital
South Korea
August 21, 2026 · Premiere · Seoul International Women's Film Festival
Spain
January 16, 2026
Sweden
April 10, 2026 · Theatrical
Taiwan
March 13, 2026 · Theatrical
Thailand
March 5, 2026 · Theatrical
Türkiye
February 13, 2026 · Theatrical
Ukraine
October 23, 2025 · Theatrical
United Kingdom
October 13, 2025 · Premiere · BFI London Film Festival
November 4, 2025 · Premiere · Belfast Film Festival
February 20, 2026 · Theatrical
December 7, 2026 · Physical · Second Sight 4k Ultra HD Blu-ray / Blu-ray
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