Loose Ends
4.8
“This time the lunatics have taken over the academy!”
When the zealous followers of the Church of the Divine Light collide with the heathen filmmakers heaven help those caught in the middle! Bishop Wally, the cult's corrupt founder, must liquidate his assets or face the wrath of the IRS, unaware that his too-slick tax advisor Lodz Kuckoff has unwittingly set the stage for calamity. Kuckoff promises a filmmaker, Liberty Jean, that he'll secure the million dollars she needs to make her dream project, an expose on sex in advertising. She reluctantly agrees, even though part of the deal includes having to cast the financier's curvaceous, but obnoxiously untalented girlfriend LIta as the star. Kuckoff, realizing the terrible mistake he's made, hires the neighborhood thugs to sabotage the picture. However, before they can hit full stride, the Bishop arrives and declares his own holy war. The movie's set, a gigantic birthday cake, becomes the battleground for one of the most uproarious brawls ever.
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Cast
43 people
Colleen Camp
Liberty Jean
Known for
Knock Knock
Die Hard: With a Vengeance
Kenneth Welsh
Elder Seth
Known for
The Day After Tomorrow
Twin Peaks
Christine Cattell
Lita Lata
Known for
Mr. Wrong
Last Dance
Charles Dennis
Lodz Kukoff
Known for
Home on the Range
Angus MacInnes
Urjak Kukoff
Known for
Hellboy
Witness
Damian Lee
Bishop Wally
Known for
Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe
Peter Spence
Adam
Known for
One Week
Wendy Bushell
Robin
Known for
Deadly Eyes
Henry Ramer
Dadapopoplous
Known for
Screamers
Shirley Douglas
Wife
Known for
Dead Ringers
Lolita
Sonja Smits
Carla
Known for
Videodrome
The Pit
George Buza
Odd
Known for
X-Men
X-Men '97
John Blanchard Director · Michael Paseornek Screenplay Charles Dennis Screenplay
First release March 5, 1986 · Produced in Canada
Production
Rose & Ruby Productions
Production
Canada
Produced in
Languages
Original language
English
Spoken on screen
English
Release dates
Canada · March 5, 1986
Theatrical
No release date listed for United States.
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