“Sorority Girls Suck!”
Wayne Gretzky is a vampire who can't grow his teeth. His impotence began when he inadvertently killed Mary Lipinsky, the love of his life, 300 years ago. To take his mind off the pain, he teaches college history - who better? Attempting to regain his full power, he enlists help from his friend and colleague, Dr. Levine. Nothing works until a new semester brings freshman Chris Keller. She's a dead ringer for Mary and they have a lurid affair, while rumors fly around the campus. But it all sours when he turns Chris into a vampire and her newfound bloodlust spins out of control in a bloody rampage, making the rumors a little too real.
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Cast
35 people
Julie Gonzalo
Chris Keller / Mary Lipinsky
Known for
Supergirl
Veronica Mars
Adam Johnson
Wayne Gretzky
Known for
The Outpost
Frozen
Gary Cole
Arthur Levine
Known for
Family Guy
NCIS
Maclain Nelson
Fred Green
Known for
My Girlfriend's Boyfriend
Mythica: The Iron Crown
Matt Mattson
Tom Slansky
Also in
Unicorn City
Repo
Bart Johnson
Ted
Known for
High School Musical
Held
Alexis Knapp
Samantha
Known for
Project X
Pitch Perfect 3
Clare Niederpruem
Janet
Known for
Zombie Hunter
Once I Was a Beehive
Frankie Levangie
Kyle
Also in
Fun with Dick and Jane
Jake Van Wagoner
Jared
Known for
Don Verdean
Renny Grames
Mel
Known for
Riot
Friend Request
Jason Celaya
Gregor
Known for
Scents and Sensibility
Maclain Nelson Director · Matt Jespersen Director Bradford Whitaker Cinematographer
United States release February 27, 2013 · Produced in United States · Languages English, French
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United States
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Original language
English
Spoken on screen
English · French
Release dates
United States · May 19, 2011
Premiere · LA Comedy Festival
United States · February 27, 2013
Theatrical
Canada
March 5, 2013 · Theatrical
France
February 4, 2014 · Physical
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