Pretty Dead Things
5.4
“Death Never Looked This Good”
Adult film star Jennifer Bond has everything a girl could want: looks, power, a fabulously dangerously sexy boyfriend…and immortality due to the fact she was transformed into a vampire circa 1979. But as her 50th birthday draws near, she returns to the town she left in search of the love of her life, the aging porn director John Welles. Unfortunately, one of her travelling companions and former co-star takes a shine to one of their midnight snacks, a pizza delivery boy, and she creates a new vampire with a taste for bloody revenge! As the four ex-porn stars ravage the town as part of their nightly fun, the pizza boy hooks up with the beleaguered mayor and the Moral Majority to stomp out the dangerously porn star-vampire menace.
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Cast
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Patrick Pitu
Denver Longshanks / The Pizza Boy
Known for
The Education of Charlie Banks
William DeCoff
John Welles
Also in
Creature from the Hillbilly Lagoon
Parts Unknown
Danielle Lozeau
Jennifer Bond
Known for
Legion
Ashley Eaton
Shelby St. Exxmin
No other roles listed
Ross Kelly
Rex Van Horn
Also in
The Last Stand
Army of the Dead
Alexandra Johnson
Female Stripper
Also in
Raving Maniacs
Nun of That
Salvatore Marchese
Mayor Bowden
Also in
Midnight
Divine Intervention
Jason Witter
Shane Starkweather
Also in
Romeo & Juliet vs. The Living Dead
Plush
Jennifer Scharf
Keller
Also in
The Disco Exorcist
Donald Foley
Moe Blu
Also in
The Invention of Lying
The Golden Boys
Robert Jude Buco
Club Hell Janitor
Heather Cooney
Cheery Jogger
Also in
Heroes
Kenan
Richard Griffin Director · Sandeep Parikh Writer
United States release October 26, 2006 · Produced in United States
Production
Scorpio Film Releasing
Production
United States
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Languages
Original language
English
Release dates
United States · October 26, 2006
Theatrical
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