“a co-operative brothel with no sex”
After the untimely death of her husband, shy Joan (a part-time cleaner) has to make money fast to keep from losing her home. She asks Fred, her sleazy boss, if she can work more hours - but instead, he takes on sexy air-head, Sharon and fires Joan. Now, she's forced to resort to extreme measures to avoid her home being repossessed. Aided by Sharon, and her two friends/former work-mates (65 year-old eccentric Enid, and desperate Mavis), Joan becomes the Madame of a do-it-yourself co-operative brothel... A brothel with no sex!
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Jeni Howarth Williams
Joan
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Sophia Hatfield
Sharon
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Ian Vernon
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Denice Hope
Mavis
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Caroline Melliar-Smith
Enid
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Jimmy Allen
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David Corden
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1: Nenokkadine
Shireen Ashton
Cherie
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Hylton Collins
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Blood and Peaches
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Kirsty Hitchinson
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Ian Vernon Director
Budget $550K · First release April 2, 2013 · Produced in United Kingdom
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$550,000
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United Kingdom
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English
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English
Release dates
United Kingdom · April 2, 2013
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