“Harris Malden has a secret. He fakes his facial hair.”
Harris Malden wears his insecurity on his face in a curious disguise for everyone to see. No one in the neighborhood, not even his best friend Paul or his brother Melvin, has the heart to tell him how ridiculous he looks with the thick black line above his lip. Harris Malden fakes his facial hair, and as far as he's concerned, nobody can tell.
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Nick Gregorio
Harris Malden
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Thresher
Green
Eric M. Levy
Paul Levine
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Tub
Juan Cardarelli
Melvin Malden
Marcelo Cardarelli
Brigitte Hagerman
Susan
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Last Rampage
Susan Slatin
Grams Levine
Known for
Last Call for Istanbul
Pilar de Rossi
Benjamin Davidow
Dusty the PA
Sweaty Robot
Roberto De Rossi
Matthew Sanchez
Chris DiNicolas
Juan Cardarelli Director · Nick Gregorio Director Benjamin Davidow Director
Budget $45K · United States release January 1, 2008 · Produced in United States
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$45,000
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United States
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English
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English
Release dates
United States · January 1, 2008
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