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If Only, If Only

2011 90 min Russian 16+
Wubly rating 6.5
Comedy Adventure

Once in his life, retired intelligence officer and respectable family man Nikolai Nikitin decided to go "left" ... What was his shock when in the girl he was offered in a brothel, he recognized ... his own granddaughter Varya, whom the pimps do not want to let go of their clutches. What to do? Run! Hiding from persecution, the heroes go straight from the brothel to Paris. If only I knew ... If only it were all!

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Cast

15 people

Oleg Osipov Director · Aleksandr Simonov Cinematographer

Budget $6M · First release May 12, 2011 · Produced in Russia

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Budget

$6,000,000

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Lean-M

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P

Paradise Production Center

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Russia

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Original title

Если бы да кабы

Original language

Russian

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Russian

Release dates

Russia · May 12, 2011

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Russia

May 17, 2012 · Theatrical · «Парадиз»

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