Conrad & Crab – Idiotic Gems
6.4
Two less-than-splendid members of the judicial police of Perpignan arrive in the small town of Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines to watch over activities at the local gem market fair. In investigating a seemingly trivial matter, they stumble onto a potentially bigger criminal network.
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Claude Schmitz Director · Thomas Turine Composer Florian Berutti Cinematographer
First release January 31, 2026 · Produced in Belgium, France · Production ChevalDeuxTrois
Production
Wrong Men
Production
ChevalDeuxTrois
Production
Belgium · France
Produced in
Spleen-Off
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Languages
Original title
Sainte-Marie-aux-Mines
Original language
French
Spoken on screen
French
Release dates
Netherlands · January 31, 2026
Premiere · International Film Festival Rotterdam
France · February 11, 2026
Theatrical
No release date listed for United States.
China
June 12, 2026 · Premiere · Shanghai International Film Festival
France
August 13, 2026 · Digital · iTunes
Lithuania
November 6, 2026 · Premiere · Scanorama
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