Bald Nanny
4.3
A seasoned special forces soldier is tasked with finding a stolen program of national importance hidden in the home of a large family. The major, who is completely unsuited to taking care of children, is forced to become a nanny for the kids, who will not miss the opportunity to do harm to him and his FSB partner.
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Cast
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Nikita Panfilov
Vetrov
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Marina Vasilyeva
Kris
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Mariya Abramova
Lika
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Mark‑Malik Murashkin
Stas
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Varvara Kuprina
Nyuta
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Yan Tsapnik
Smelyanskiy
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Brigada
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Maksim Belborodov
Agent
Known for
Ice
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Marina Denisova
Olya
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Denis Buzin
Koval
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Elizaveta Goncharenko
Neighbor
Known for
Zhuki
Mikhail Kukota
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Irina Onatskaya
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Alisa Shitikova Director · Anario Mamedov Writer Elena Vakhrusheva Writer
First release September 16, 2025 · Produced in Russia · Production Temp Film Company, Gazprom-Media
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Berg Sound
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Temp Film Company
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Gazprom-Media
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ivi
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Russia
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Original title
Лысый нянь
Original language
Russian
Spoken on screen
Russian
Release dates
Russia · September 16, 2025
Premiere · New Season Film Festival
Russia · November 13, 2025
Theatrical
No release date listed for United States.
Russia
December 30, 2025 · Digital · Ivi
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