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Semolina Pilchard

2026 123 min English 15

“All you need is crime.”

As a terminally ill Liverpool gangster summons his estranged eldest daughter back to their hometown after a five-year absence, his youngest daughter, determined to inherit everything, plots to eliminate her.

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78 people

Mike Clarke Director · Daina Ann Smith Writer

First release September 28, 2026

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Original language

English

Spoken on screen

English

Release dates

United Kingdom · September 28, 2026

Digital

No release date listed for United States.

United Kingdom

October 5, 2026 · Physical

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