Garchaster's Cornblade
A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.
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Lyndsie Jane Earle
Stone
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Kasper Meltedhair
Tarsia
Also in
Hooker with a Hacksaw
A Corpse for Christmas
Donald Farmer
Donald Farmer
Known for
Shark Exorcist
Brewce Longo
Rotirat / Racky / Corty / Dead Cult Member / Voice of Garbite
Also in
Rabbit Rabbit
Little Bo Creep
Andy Heck Boyd
Gorgas Mordpan
Also in
Busted Babies
The Cranberry Hour
Carrie Phillips
Ozra
No other roles listed
Matt Minter
Scary Fairy Ta
Also in
Disgust
X Menzak
Dorcinite / Hydraulic Cheese / Date #762 / Date #489 / Date #813 / Date #912 Date #268 / Date #763
Also in
Shriek of the Devil
Coven of the Black Cube
Dogfood Williams
Rasifer / Torgum / Dead Cult Member
No other roles listed
Mary Faust
Krink Melrose / Klon Kranger
Also in
Vick & Tarstar's Scarecrow Factory
Michelle Wanhala
Koringer / Grackle Hatches / Dead Cult Member
No other roles listed
Nicholas DeGideo
Ret Halagas / Rivish / Dead Cult Member
Also in
A Corpse for Christmas
Coven of the Black Cube
Kasper Meltedhair Director · Andy Heck Boyd Editor Brewce Longo Editor
United States release August 16, 2026
Languages
Original language
English
Release dates
United States · August 16, 2026
Theatrical · World Premiere at PhilaMOCA
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