“It was fun while it lasted.”
A down-on-his-luck sponge salesman on the verge of suicide happens to meet Sally Three Stacks Jr, the heir of the most powerful crime family in town. When Sally mistakes the sponge salesman for an associate named Tony's Cousin, the sponge salesman decides not to correct him and leave his old identity behind to join the crime family as Tony's Cousin.
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Nico Cariati Director · Dylan Merrick Cinematographer Emma McCabe Production designer
First release January 30, 2026
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English
Release dates
Canada · January 30, 2026
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