“Would you save a gyro... or your relationship?”
Bert and his girlfriend aren't doing too good... it's looking like splitsville for them... unless Bert steps up. But when a mysterious, beautiful, delicious Gyro comes into his life, Bert must choose between his beloved girlfriend and his beloved Gyro... and protect the Gyro against all those that would take it from him...
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Cast
11 people
Jacob Puttick
Bert
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Mr Nitwit
The Gyro
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Lucy Keen
Ana
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Anthony Huntley
Mr Miami
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Wyatt Quinnell
Mysterious Man
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Death at the End
Shannen Holohan
Arts Student
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Alishia Roberts
Emo Kid
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Sam Churchward
Jogger
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Charlie Brayn
Charity Worker
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Fallout
Oyiyechuku Okolo
Passerby
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Just Be Yourself!
Liminal
Gibraïl Lagneau
Sexy Gibraïl
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Sam Wood Director · Ankith Kavanal Editor
First release May 22, 2026
Production
KTV (Kent Television)
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Languages
Original language
English
Spoken on screen
English
Release dates
United Kingdom · May 22, 2026
Premiere · KTV Film Festival 2026
No release date listed for United States.
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