Square One Television

S5 · E1 · 21 sep. 1992

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Skits in This Episode: ""Kid 'n Play - Rules of Thumb"" Musicians Kid 'n Play sing about rules of thumb, a handy way to do estimations. In this song, Kid has bought a ""tight party crib,"" but it's a handyman's special and so ""it might need a little work."" They use rules of thumb to estimate how much paint the would need to paint the floor for a party being hosted that night. The rule of thumb that the measurement from your fingertip on one hand to your fingertip on the other is about the same as your height turns out to be a good rule of thumb and with that, they're able to make a good estimate of how much paint they need. ""The Further Adventures of Zook and Alison: Wheel of Destiny"" A skit which may or may not be a parody of an old show called The Further Adventures of Spin and Marty. Zook and Alison are in their home on the Planet Neon when their Uncle Wilt takes off to go somewhere. He says he's going to go to be on the Wheel of Destiny. Soon after he leaves, the mother asks where he w

S5 · E2 · 22 sep. 1992

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S5 · E3 · 23 sep. 1992

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S5 · E4 · 24 sep. 1992

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""Nobody's Inn"" A segment about applying for sales tax and discount. ""Downtown Julie Brown"" Julie Brown comes on and says that if you use math, you'll be cool. ""Sneaky Peeks"" In this first installment of Square One TV's parody of Siskel & Ebert, critics Roz Sherbet and Gene Sisboombah take a look a clip of a movie called ""Catman."" (A parody of ""Batman."") Sherbet doesn't think that there could possibly be much math in a movie about crimefighting, but Sisboombah thinks differently. They roll the clip. The plot is that a stinkbomb has been set up to go off in just a few minutes in a game show studio. Catman and his female assistant Kitty need to figure out a way to stop it before that happens. The villain who set up the bomb, The Rhymeseter, is present there. He's not about to tell our heroes the combinations to open the locks to the bomb, but will give them clues. He begins by calling them rubes and says that they can open the first lock by adding one to the largest two digit cube. So Kit

S5 · E5 · 25 sep. 1992

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Skits in this Episode: ""Mathcourt: Ice Cream Flavors"" At the top of this installment of Square One TV's parody court show, the judge notices two people kissing in the spectators' seats. She tells them to stop the kissing, saying that there will be ""no courting in this courtroom."" Then, the case proceeds: an ice cream lady is on trial for a math crime. The district attorney accuses her of false advertising. Her advertising claims that using ten different flavors, she can create 100 different two dip ice cream cones. The district attorney contends that with ten ice cream flavors, she can only create 90 different flavors. He demonstrates, using a model. He shows that you can put one dip of any particular flavor on for the first dip and then make the second dip any of the other 9, making for 90 different flavors. The ice cream lady doesn't deny this. However, she says that there's something that the district attorney is missing and goes over to show him. She demonstrates that what the dist

S5 · E6 · 28 sep. 1992

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S5 · E7 · 29 sep. 1992

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S5 · E8 · 30 sep. 1992

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Skits in this Episode: ""Sneaky Peeks: Gorillas In Our Midst"" In the movie, a newsanchor (Reg E. Cathey) uses a chart to count the number of gorilla sightings in New York City, and addding up the numbers on each block he gets 132, so he assumes there are 132 gorillas. A gorilla expert proves that's not the case-there's only one gorilla, and all those people saw the same gorilla at different times. The newsanchor admits his error, saying, ""You made a monkey out of me,"" which offends the gorilla. Critic Roz Sherbet gives the film an 8.5, and Sisboombah gives it a 9.1, for an average of 8.8 ""You Call The Angle"" Skateboarder Sean Miller does a skateboard trick-is is a 180, a 360, or a 540? It's a 180, because it's a half-turn. (Note: This segment first appeared in Episode 308.) ""Nobody's Inn"" A spoof of Fawlty Towers where hotel manager Cyril Nobody attempts to measure the stairs to purchase a new carpet. Distractions jeep popping up, and he keeps tripping on the carpet and only measures on

S5 · E17 · 13 okt. 1992

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S5 · E18 · 14 okt. 1992

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""Mathnet: The Case of the Bermuda Triangle Part 3"" The Mathnetters and Trudi arrice at Bermuda, where they meet up with pirate Captain Long John Silverplate, and his parrot Howard. Silverplate informs them that Queeg agreed to provide the sonar, but Howard claims that Queeg is a coward. Queeg arrives and admits that he lied on the Donnawhy show, but claims that he only did so to look good on television. When the mathnetters set sail, the same thing that happened on Queeg's previous voyage happens again: loud moans are heard and the compass spins out of direction. They return empty-handed and Queeg warns the mathnetters not to go back there again. On the way back, the Mathnetters call Captain Greco, who informs them not to go back to Bermuda ever again. Back at Mathnet HQ, Benny Pill sets an electromagnet on a compass and it spins out of direction. The Mathnetters conclude that Queeg set up the electromagnet as he operated the sonar, and found a way to fake the screams. Trudi enters the

S5 · E19 · 15 okt. 1992

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S5 · E20 · 16 okt. 1992

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""Mathnet: The Case of the Bermuda Triangle part 5"" Following Trudy's Kidnapping, the Mathnetters search the evidenceprovided by the HMS Twain's logbook and figure out why there were two logbooks-there might have been a second HMS Twain, as judged by the poem. This is confirmed by investigating Revolutionary War history and finding that the first HMS Twain was headed for Hamilton Massachussetts to divert the colonists while the second HMS Twain, which actually had the supplies went to Hamilton North Carolina a few days later, as Cornwallis was stationed at Hamilton at the time of the Twain's voyage. ""Blame Earl"" appears on one of the maps, and after triangulating from Hamilton and Jackson in North Carolina Twice, the wreck seems to be traced to the Albemarle sound, of which Blame Earl was an anagram. At Albemarle sound, George searches for the sunken treasure, but as soon as he finds it, Queeg comes on board and cuts George's airhose despite threat of arrest. Geogre, however, was kept o

S5 · E21 · 19 okt. 1992

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S5 · E31 · 2 nov. 1992

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S5 · E32 · 3 nov. 1992

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S5 · E33 · 4 nov. 1992

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S5 · E34 · 5 nov. 1992

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Zook & Alison: Spa Bravo (from 509) Mathcourt: 8 foot tall clock (from 509) Fax Headfull: ""then I learned geometry..."" Music Video: ""Shape Up"" Fax Headfull: ""math is more than moving numbers around"" Mathnet: The Case of the Smart Dummy, part 4

S5 · E35 · 6 nov. 1992

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