Unscrewed with Martin Sargent

S2 · E1 · 19 jan. 2004

Suicide Girls, Internet Ghost Sites, and Search Sperts Aflevering 1

S2 · E2 · 20 jan. 2004

Women Throw Off Their Yoke, JFK Joking, and a Person Gone Wired Aflevering 2

S2 · E3 · 21 jan. 2004

Rockabilly Predictions by the Singing Psychic, Sperts, and Scary Gary Aflevering 3

S2 · E4 · 26 jan. 2004

Intergalactic Nookie, Ad Agencies, and Vixens Aflevering 4

S2 · E5 · 27 jan. 2004

Friendster, iPod's Little Secret, and the Radio Hut Guy Aflevering 5

S2 · E6 · 28 jan. 2004

The Geography of Dating, Rappin', and Scary Gary Aflevering 6

S2 · E7 · 2 feb. 2004

Perk Up Your Profile, Furnishing Faux Pas, and a Burning VCR Aflevering 7

S2 · E8 · 3 feb. 2004

Adult Film Directors, Humpers, and Search Sperts Aflevering 8

S2 · E9 · 4 feb. 2004

Blackwolf, Urinal to Go, and a Girl Gone Wired Aflevering 9

S2 · E10 · 9 feb. 2004

Cooking, Hooking, and Choppy the Chimp Aflevering 10

S2 · E11 · 10 feb. 2004

'Red vs Blue,' Cracking Passwords, and Search Sperts Aflevering 11

S2 · E12 · 11 feb. 2004

Sexperts, Revenge-perts, and Joey at CES Aflevering 12

S2 · E13 · 16 feb. 2004

Exploding Whales, Stop Snoring, and a Naked Lady Aflevering 13

When faced with problems such as dead whales and snoring, who do you turn to? God? Magic? Nope, in situations like these you turn to good old-fashioned science. Just remember, no one is suggesting that science will always gets you the results you want. Tonight's guests are great examples of applied science at its most blunt but effective.

S2 · E14 · 17 feb. 2004

Meetup Founder, Airplane Homes, and the Japanese Aflevering 14

With the Internet, alienation is a thing of the past. Always had an inexplicable yearning to be covered in jam? Put ""jam fetish"" in Google and you get 74 results. There might not be tons of you out there, but the Internet has given all 74 of you the chance to get together for a breakfast the likes of which none of you will ever forget. Tonight's guests celebrate those connections. With the Internet, you'll never be lonely again.

S2 · E15 · 18 feb. 2004

William Gibson, Imaginary Girlfriends, and Search Sperts Aflevering 15

Tonight is officially geek night. If you're not a geek, you're a loser. Geeks keep your computers running. They design your cars, economic policy, and, well, most of the world. But they have some problems. It's hard to find things they're interested in on TV. Most of the stuff is too mundane and childish for them. Well we've got you covered. The other big problem is dating. Sure, you might be single simply because you're too interested in cataloging beetle species to get a date, but sometimes situations come up where you need to fake it. Don't worry, we have that covered too. So sit back, tear your eyes away from those bugs for a second, and watch the show.

S2 · E16 · 23 feb. 2004

Fark, Internet Vibrators, and Candid Confessions Aflevering 16

Screw the skeptics. Pundits bitch that people aren't talking or communicating anymore, but they're dead wrong. People are communicating more than ever, but in new ways. All of tonight's guests are on the cutting edge of these new communication mediums. While the critics gripe, every day people are using the Internet to share information, enhance personal relationships and to learn more about what it means to be human.

S2 · E17 · 24 feb. 2004

How to Fake a Moon Landing, Spellkasting, and Vintage Lovelies Aflevering 17

If you want to stay in the mollified comfort of your own little weak-ass world, don't watch tonight's show. If you don't want to learn the truth about the moon landing, that's fine. If you don't want to be able to harness the awesome might of radionic energy, that's cool. Stay broke, lonely, and unknown. You can just sit there with your head in the sand. But remember, if you have your head in the sand, your ass is sticking out, just waiting to be kicked.

S2 · E18 · 25 feb. 2004

Stars With Scars, Warspying, and a Girl Gone Wired Aflevering 18

There really aren't any ways to cover up your secrets anymore. The world is too connected and we haven't figured out how to keep things secret. Tonight's show is all about bringing those secrets to the light of day. Celebrities try to hide the shame of skin blemishes with makeup, but our guest is trained at discovering what they'd rather hide. Plus the D-Tipper is going to show you how to crack into wireless video-camera systems.

S2 · E19 · 1 mrt. 2004

Worst Sex Scenes Ever, Beer Catapult, and Search Sperts Aflevering 19

Sex can be great. It can be a way to physically express your love or just have a good time. It can also be an utterly horrible, embarrassing experience that makes you want to pack up your genitals and put them in storage. Tonight we're talking about both. The good, the bad, and the so bad it's sparked an international lawsuit with a British tabloid. Oh, and the Dark Tipper will teach you how to make a beer catapult.

S2 · E20 · 2 mrt. 2004

Whitehouse Porn, Aluminum Apartment, and Scary Gary Aflevering 20

Tonight's guests flex the muscle of their Yankee ingenuity. That's what this country was founded on. Ingenuity. We're a country of outside-the-box thinkers. We look for unique ways to solve problems, even if we need to fly in the face of conventional social values. Like say you've plagued got no money. People in other countries become working stiffs, but our guest saw a way out and took it. Even though it caused a ruckus. Our second guest wanted to play a trick on his friend. Unlike the Europeans or the Africans, to this fellow the whoopie cushion was just too prosaic. So he took the gag to the levels of sheer lunacy for which our country has been celebrated.

S2 · E21 · 3 mrt. 2004

Beat the Odds in Sports Betting, Bad Breath Detector, and a Robot Roommate Aflevering 21

Tonight's guest will show you how to beat the system. Isn't that what everyone wants? To slip the surly bonds that chain every other sucker to the grind. Well, according to our guests, freedom from what plagues you lies in tonight's show. If you're poor, or just plagued by some seriously stanky breath, our guests have the answers you're looking for. Hell, you could be poor and suffering from stanky breath, our advice is good for everyone. Except the lepers, sorry folks, there's just nothing we can do about lepers.

S2 · E22 · 8 mrt. 2004

Microsoft Attacks, The Smoking Gun, and a Farting Preacher Aflevering 22

Our guests are great examples of how the Internet is the great equalizer. Used to be there was no way for the little guy to have his voice heard over the din of big media. Now, if you say something really worthwhile, it can be picked up and sent around the world in a matter of minutes. One guest did something so worthwhile, it got a gigantic company pounding on his door with a cease-and-desist order. The other guest took a crowbar and pried the giant gleaming rock of Hollywood up to get a gander at the slime underneath.

S2 · E23 · 9 mrt. 2004

Penischeeks, Dark Tips, Hoaxes Aflevering 23

There must be rules, and when the rules are broken, there must be punishment. The Bible says, ""An eye for an eye."" Well I ask you this: What kind of transgression deserves having a penis drawn on your face in permanent marker? Because this punishment is being handed out hither and yon. One of our guests will explain the rules that made Penischeek.com a reality. Our other guest is tasked by the federal government to keep track of hoaxes. I wonder in awe at the kind of punishments they'd hand out. Do you think our guests will get together and create the bitchin'-est ever deterrent for the jerks who make virus hoaxes?

S2 · E24 · 10 mrt. 2004

Wil Wheaton, Devil Hasselhoff, and a Showering Swisher Aflevering 24

Rip-snorting fun. Belly-bursting joviality. We promise nothing but the most painful, eye-blistering, eardrum-popping good time. And you better like it too, because if you don't, we'll send a 350-pound gorilla in a tuxedo to your house to dislocate your fingers until you learn the true meaning of comedy. Remember, dying is easy, comedy is hard, and tonight's show will teach you a lesson you'll never forget.

S2 · E25 · 15 mrt. 2004

Human Calculators, Crank Calls, and Cam Whores Aflevering 25

We've got human calculators, celebrity impersonators, and hot camwhores. Think of tonight's show as a porned-out ""Beautiful Mind."" The Human Calculator is here to demonstrate why he holds a record from Guinness. Plus we'll show you how you can have your favorite celebrity crank-call your favorite friends. All this and a handful of ladies who make a living with their bodies, but battle with their minds.

S2 · E26 · 16 mrt. 2004

Adult Film Star Jesse Jane, Internet Collapse, Playing With Yourself Aflevering 26

Tonight's show will have you re-evaluating your relationship with technology. Not in an abstract grad student way, but in a very personal, very visceral way. First, your DVD player will let you tell a porn star exactly what you want, and she'll do it. Have you thought about what you'd do without the Internet? We did, and things got bloody. Either way, technology has woven its way pretty deep into our lives -- so deep, in fact, that removing it is going to require surgery.

S2 · E27 · 17 mrt. 2004

Lizardman, Rapping Hobbits, and Marty the Manager Aflevering 27

We understand that the ""Lord of the Rings"" movies were great. We also know that there is a lot of mainstream interest in fantasy now. We're going to try and cash in on some of that. Get out your broadsword and your chainmail +1 because we're wading into murky depths, fair adventurer. XP bonuses are available for good role-playing.

S2 · E28 · 22 mrt. 2004

Voodoo, Cyborgs, Hot Ladies Aflevering 28

Tonight's guests both seek power, but they've chosen very different roads to get it. One embraced an ancient religion and magic, the other embraced the bleeding edge of fire-hardened technology. The witch doctor and the cyborg. One whispers to voices in the dark, the other flexes his mind and computers bend to his will. One helps Marty on his road to fame and fortune, the other warns of an impending war between man and machine.

S2 · E29 · 23 mrt. 2004

Klingon Linguist, Role-Playing Games, and an Old Stripper Aflevering 29

Sometimes it's ladies night. Other times it's free bobblehead night. Tonight it's geek night. Geek night rocks. It's time to let the hair out of the ponytail, grab a beer, and breathe a sigh of relief. The bullies don't know you're here and your parents are asleep. Just relax and pull out the polyhedral dice, the Klingon dictionary, and a compendium of the ships of the Federation, because tonight's show is for you.

S2 · E30 · 24 mrt. 2004

Space Science, Beer Chilling Machine, Morphing Michael Aflevering 30

From flying high, to getting loaded, Unscrewed has the recipe to lift your spirit from the dulldrums. Ever wondered who the hell invented the microwave? Did you know the first disposable diapers were used in space? Our guest is going to talk about how space science finds its way into your home. Plus, the tyranny of warm beer is over. We have the inventor of an amazing device that'll chill a beer ice cold in a matter of minutes.

S2 · E31 · 29 mrt. 2004

Flashers, Rednecks, and Old-Folks Tech Aflevering 31

Tonight's guests bare their souls and their privates. Melissa is like the girl next door who likes to get drunk and naked in bars and then posts the pics to her pay site. Apparently the cops in her town did a Google search on ""drunk girl next door naked bars Nebraska,"" because now they're filing charges. Our second guest gives piss-poor drunken white trash an outlet to vent their frustrations. Thing is, most of his site is really interesting to read. So if you want to see the world in the buff, tonight's a good night to watch.

S2 · E32 · 30 mrt. 2004

Morgan Webb, Homemade Taser Glove, and Search Sperts Aflevering 32

Morgan Webb is on ""Unscrewed."" She's going to talk about all sorts of things. Mostly sex in videogames and Playboy. Morgan talking about sex in videogames and Playboy should be enough to get you to watch. I'm stopping here. Oh, and the Dark Tipper will show you how to make a Taser out of a disposable camera.

S2 · E33 · 31 mrt. 2004

The Booze Show Aflevering 33

Tonight's the Booze Show. Marty gets loaded, the guests get loaded, I think everyone ends up loaded. Even the guest who isn't here to talk about booze will end up drinking. The California Highway Patrol (CHiPs) wanted us to put up a warning about drinking and driving, but we said no. Although it's a valid request, we figure that since we're not showing any cars or Jet Skis or anything, you wouldn't get the idea to get loaded and go tooling around. Or at least you couldn't prove that you got the idea from us. So drink up, 'cause tonight your liver's going down!

S2 · E34 · 5 apr. 2004

Mysteries of the Pyramids, Popular Search Terms, and Your Momma Aflevering 34

Remember the Dark Ages? Of course you don't, that's why they're the Dark Ages. Mankind backslid into a mumbling, mud-shoveling rut and no one took any notes. Well, the Internet will never let that happen again. Things like the Lycos Top 50 keep track of exactly what the American people are thinking about. Unfortunately, the Internet is a couple thousand years too late for mysteries like the pyramids in Egypt. Our guest believes he has solved the mystery and that the pyramids are actually huge water pumps. You figure someone would have written the instructions down or something. Even if mankind disappeared off the face of the earth, aliens visiting Hoover Dam could still go down to the control room, pull out a manual, and go ""Hey, this thing is a dam!""

S2 · E35 · 6 apr. 2004

Odd Todd, Alien Ghosts, and Spanish Lessons Aflevering 35

Alien ghosts. I'd never thought about it before, but I guess alien ghosts could exist. At least exist in the sense that aliens or ghosts ""exist."" Our first guest is on a hunt for these elusive spirits. Our next guest is the creator of the Internet hit Odd Todd. Odd Todd proves that being unemployed can be funny, with the right frame of mind. On tonight's show, perspective is everything.

S2 · E36 · 7 apr. 2004

Dan Savage, Search Sperts, and a Cantankerous Old Koot Aflevering 36

Tonight we offer you sex. We have one of the most respected sex columnists in the country here. Then, we have two cam whores who are going to go head-to-head in Search Sperts. Plus, one befuddled old man calls Martin a Pansy because Marty wouldn't give him a cigarette.

S2 · E37 · 12 apr. 2004

Clones, Duct Tape Devotees and a Truckload of Sass Aflevering 37

At the very least, duct tape and clones share 'Unscrewed' in common. But, I dare say, the bond goes deeper. I mean, you use duct tape to pull things together, to make them whole, to make them one. Clones are identical, they are the same. They too, are one. Cloning and duct tape both have a devoted series of followers who say that, when properly applied,can solve the problems of mankind. Both camps of devotees are loons, but at least the duct tape people can take a joke.

S2 · E38 · 13 apr. 2004

Start Your Own Adult Site, Busty Sammy, and Advice from Gary Coleman Aflevering 38

If you've ever wanted the riches and fame that Internet porn has to offer, tonight is the show that you can not miss. Our guests are up to their elbows in the lucrative Iporn industry. One guest runs her own webcam/gallery site. The other will teach you how to run one of your own.

S2 · E39 · 14 apr. 2004

Flying Shears, Human Taser, and Search Sperts Aflevering 39

Tonight's show is going to be a tussle. First we have a man who styles hair the way Freddy Kreuger ""styles"" teenagers, with long-ass sharp pieces of metal. We've also got a Search Sperts that promises to be something to write home about. I'm not promising that someone will get naked, but there's a decent chance that Marty says, ""Yowza!""

S2 · E40 · 19 apr. 2004

Tera Patrick, Lego Bible, and Scary Gary Aflevering 40

Tonight we are visited by a porn legend. Tera Patrick is here, in studio. One of the hottest ladies in the industry, Tera will talk about getting abused by the business. Plus, Scary Gary will show us just how many people he can trick. And to balance all this out, we'll meet a guy who's building the Bible out of Legos.

S2 · E41 · 20 apr. 2004

Hangover Medication, Mix Your Own Music, Underwear Aflevering 41

We're going to teach you how to be a nonstop party. First, the tunes. We're not satisfied with the crap the music industry has been pumping out of our radios, and we're not going to take it anymore. Our guests have put together a software bundle that will give you everything you need to make your own music. Next, our guests are pushing a pill they claim eliminates the hangover. Does it work? Everyone in the office jumped at a chance to test it. Watch to see the results.

S2 · E42 · 21 apr. 2004

Vanity Dates, Dogster, and Coleman Confidential Aflevering 42

Whether you're a hottie or a dog, tonight's ""Unscrewed"" has a way for you to find a lover online. Angry that I'm being so vain? Wait till you see tonight's show! Actually, I'm using ""hottie"" figuratively and ""dog"" literally. So if you're an attractive, wealthy, vain person, or are interested in finding one, this show is for you. And if you're a dog (read canine), or are interested in finding one, this show is for you too. Hotties and dogs unite, it's time for ""Unscrewed."" Anyone else getting hungry?

S2 · E43 · 26 apr. 2004

Backwards Speech, Search Sperts and Coleman Confidential Aflevering 43

Tonight's show delves into your subconcious. Actually, it delves into Marty's subconsious. In a segment you have to see to believe, our guest shows that the human subcouncious reveals itself when you play our speech backwards. We were skeptical, until we saw the segment. Now, we won't say we're full-on believers, but it was very impressive. Plus, we have some sensuous Internet hussies, so it looks like there's something for everyone.

S2 · E44 · 27 apr. 2004

'Win a Date With Laura' Winner, Virtual Sex Machine, and Chimp Karate Aflevering 44

Tonight is finally the night we show you what happened on the ""Win a Date With Laura Swisher"" date. We also show you the newest technology in self-sex machines. Coincidence? I think not. I'm not sure how it happened, but it was a marketing coup for the makers of the Virtual Sex Machine. How many people are going to get all riled up watching the date and need an outlet? Probably at least three. And if there was any payola, I can tell you this: None of it made it to the Web team. So watch out for typos and broken links, suckers.

S2 · E45 · 28 apr. 2004

End of the World Special Aflevering 45

2012, the End of Times. The Mayan calendar ends. What comes next? In proper ""Unscrewed"" fashion we ignore more pressing issues, such as the end of 'peak oil', global food shortages, and an aging world population that could stress our social welfare system to its breaking point, in favor of worm holes and impending ice ages. Hell, who wants to study the devastating effects of the end of cheap oil when a worm hole is going to open up and deliver us a half-snake traveler who just happens to be the harbinger of the End Times? In 2012 only one thing is certain: The jig is up. It may not be the Apocalypse, but it's pretty damn close.

S2 · E46 · 3 mei 2004

Pickpockets, Dead Rats, and Old Folks Killing Things Aflevering 46

Tonight we talk about killing and stealing. We'll show you how to do both. Tips on how to set up ambushes, choose your targets, and execute your plot. If you don't want to learn anything about killing or stealing, you're a big baby and we don't want you here. Actually, it would just be better for everyone involved if the people of strong moral fiber just put up some kind of net-security software; you don't want to accidentally end up here again. The rest of you belly up to the bar, because we've got such a tasty show it'll knock your socks off your ass.

S2 · E47 · 4 mei 2004

Robot Destruction, Puppet Fornication, and Tons of NASA Aflevering 47

Porn and industrial machinery pepper this lively hour of ""Unscrewed."" But it's not just normal industrial machinery. It's also incredibly lethal industrial machinery designed to break the sh*t out of things. And for that matter, it's not just normal porn. It's also porn with puppets, made to warn kids about the dangers of pornography. I guess it's more like puppet antiporn and killer industrial machinery. So the tone of tonight is similar to puppets copulating in a blender.

S2 · E48 · 10 mei 2004

Cheating Tips, Spam Letters, and Search Sperts Aflevering 48

Everyone gets spam. It's a fact of life. But everyone handles it differently. Some install on their PC the most high-tech spam-blocker available. Others use fake email accounts. And still others just write back to the spammer. That's what tonight's guest did, and he ended up with a voodoo curse being cast on him. Plus, more boobies than you can shake a stick at.

S2 · E49 · 11 mei 2004

Old Videogame Porn, Write on Chests, and Coleman Confidential Aflevering 49

I hope you like boobies, cause we have tons on tonight's show. Round, oval, or square, we've got you covered. Yes, I said square boobies. Lego porn? Good guess, but no. Lost paintings of Marcel Duchamp? Go back to The Learning Channel, Learny McLearnerson. I guess you'll have to watch the show to find out.

S2 · E50 · 17 mei 2004

Hollow Earth, Cooling Collars, and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 50

Tonight's guests kind of complement each other. One believes the Earth is hollow and contains a sun, Nazis, and Vikings. The other sells a personal cooling collar that would be perfect if you were basking under the light of the sun at the center of the Earth. Now all we need is a personal margarita collar and an anti-Nazi collar... maybe they can get to work on that.

S2 · E51 · 18 mei 2004

Fun Federal Fraud, Bubblegum Hotties, and Old Folks Aflevering 51

Don't miss tonight's show. We've got a guy who messed with the U.S. Senate and lived to tell about 15 very funny tales. A guy who makes pictures of sexy pop stars out of bubblegum. A couple really funny videos. And a Girl Gone Wired who has no problem getting down with other ladies.

S2 · E52 · 24 mei 2004

Faked Moon Landing, Ladies Fighting, Destroy Your Data Aflevering 52

Tonight's show will have you questioning everything you believe in. Well, I guess it would only do that if the only thing you believe in is that man walked on the moon. Cause we're gonna hammer that square pegged idea into a round hole. Then, we might come to your house and beat you up 'Cause we're bored, drunk, and know where you live.

S2 · E53 · 25 mei 2004

Tickle Your Kitty, Light Your John, Laugh Your Ass Off Aflevering 53

Tonight's show is for anyone who masturbates or uses a toilet. Our guests will elevate both performances to the level of art. America's Pleasure Coach is here to show you how to tickle your fancy in a way that'll curl toes and make you swear off members of the opposite sex. Our second guest invented a toilet light that has ended marriage squabbles and potty trained children. And to think, you would have just slept through the episode. Good thing you came to the website.

S2 · E54 · 31 mei 2004

Industrial World Apocalypse, Online Hijinks, and Gary Coleman Aflevering 54

Oil, Craig's List and Gary Coleman. It's like you done died and gone to heaven. Matt Savinar has done the research, the world as we know it is about to end. Our reliance on oil will be our downfall. Sure you can live without your car; but oil is important to something you can't live without, food. Oil is used in fertilizers, pesticides, processing, packaging and shipping of food. If oil prices go up, each step along the chain gets more expensive and in the end, food won't be something people can afford. Also on tonight's show, Craigslist.org is the best free bulletin board around. You can find everything from a date to a job to a free cat on Craigslist. One filmmaker decided to spend a day tracking down the people who post on Craigslist to see how everything pans out for them. And finally, everyone's favorite child actor Gary Coleman talks about his run for California governor and Marty asks what politics is really about.

S2 · E55 · 1 jun. 2004

Live Forever, Blow Up Jerks, Cam Whores Aflevering 55

Tonight we'll show you what you can do about living forever. We'll also show you how to blow up jerks that are picking on you. Create. Destroy. Tonight's 'Unscrewed' is a microcosm of the Universe. At least from a biological perspective, I mean, we don't get theological. But we do have cam whores, so it kinda evens out.

S2 · E56 · 7 jun. 2004

The Weed Show (1) Aflevering 56

Are you a joker? A smoker? A midnight toker? Do you play your music in the suuunnnnnn? Well, tonight is the first of two shows focusing on the mean green, that's right, Marijuana. So sit back, roll a splif, grab some Flamin' Hot Cheetos and watch 'Unscrewed'.

S2 · E57 · 8 jun. 2004

The Weed Show (2) Aflevering 57

Here's your chance folks, time to frolic in the gardens ganja. If you've ever toked a spliff, pulled on a bong or smoked pot out of an apple, you need to watch this show. Hate pot? Watch to learn all that your buttoned-down, vanilla puddin' life has been missing.

S2 · E58 · 14 jun. 2004

Savings and Clone, Dark Tip and Search Sperts Aflevering 58

Tonight we talk about cloning animals. Now, do you think that a cloned animal would act exactly like the original? Or do you think that the experiences that the young animal had in it's formative years would determine its behavior? To test the theory, the 'Unscrewed' labs has been raising and cloning Border Collies. Some we treat well, some we treat not so well. So far the results are inconclusive, but our scientist have lost several fingers. Maybe tonight's guests will be able to shed some light on what we are doing wrong.

S2 · E59 · 15 jun. 2004

Virology, Nerds and Urine Revenge Aflevering 59

If you love sickness and global conspiracy, you might be an Unscrewed fan. If you love songs regaling the social aspects of being a nerd, you might be an Unscrewed fan. If you've ever been so pissed off at some one you decided to make them think they're peeing blood, you might be an Unscrewed fan. And if any of the above three topics really pique your interest, you better watch tonight's show, cause it'll leave you breathless.

S2 · E60 · 21 jun. 2004

Rappin' Hawkin', Guys in Drag and Gary Coleman Aflevering 60

The smartest man is the world is a rapper. No, I'm not talking 'bout 50 cent or Lil John, I'm talking 'bout Hawkin', Stephen that is. We're going to hear some of his raps, see a guy in a wedding dress and find out what Gary Coleman thinks about moon colonies, all in one half hour.

S2 · E61 · 22 jun. 2004

Super Size Guest, Orbital Developments, and Boobies Aflevering 61

Tonight we're going to learn all about fast food, living in space and boobies. We'll be speaking with Morgan Spurlock, the guy who made Super Size Me, about fast food. We'll talk with a company that wants to be the first private organization to land on the moon. And of course, a Girl Gone Wired will provide all the T&A the kiddies are looking for.

S2 · E62 · 28 jun. 2004

Space, Shocks and a Procedure in a Very Uncomfortable Place Aflevering 62

No, I'm not talking about the back of a Volkswagen. One of the pictures of the Girl Gone Wired shows her spread eagle with a fella holding some kind of device between her legs. Either it's a piercing or tattoo gun. Not sure, but studying the picture is fun. Oh, and you'll have a chance to learn about space from one of it's experts. You'll also learn how to hurt people real bad from an expert in that field, the Dark Tipper.

S2 · E63 · 29 jun. 2004

The Best of Unscrewed's Porn Aflevering 63

Ok folks, tonight's show features the best porn Unscrewed has offered in the last year. You'll see porn stars, porn conventions and a 'best of' gallery for the Girls Gone Wired. So, unplug the phone, make sure the shades are closed and get ready to enjoy some quality ""me"" time.

S2 · E64 · 5 jul. 2004

Deep, Dark Tips Aflevering 64

We're getting down and dirty with the best of our Dark Tips from the last year... featuring Laura Swisher, Kevin Rose, and Joey the Intern. Tips include: rocket hard drive, beer catapult, how to make a stun glove and how to completely destroy your data.

S2 · E65 · 6 jul. 2004

Unscrewed Afield Aflevering 65

We've located the best Unscrewed moments in the field and lovingly packaged them for you in a clip show that will make your heart go pitter-patter. Including: UFO Expo, Crop Circles, Mystery Spot and yes, the time Joey the Intern Found Love at CES.

S2 · E66 · 12 jul. 2004

Unscrewed Geniuses Aflevering 66

Unscrewed Geniuses: A round-up of the smartest & most innovative Unscrewed guests like Alex Chiu (inventor of the eternal life rings), Cult leader and cloner Rael, the Singing Psychic Fran Baskerville, and who can forget Blackwolf the 5,000 year-old wizard.

S2 · E67 · 13 jul. 2004

Porn Star, Some Dad and Pain and Misery Aflevering 67

Porn star Taylor Wane is going to be here...to chat. Our intern Joey is going to show us another way to make those who wrong you pay for it with pain and misery. Also, we have the dad behind whoisthatwithjeremy.com.

S2 · E68 · 19 jul. 2004

Shavin' Little Radio Tags, Gary Coleman Aflevering 68

If you shave, you might have microscopic radio tags in your face that the government can use to track your every move...or something like that. Find out more when we talk to Katherine Albrecht (boycottgillette.com). We'll also check in with our wise and humble field correspondent, Gary Coleman. Plus: Search Sperts Daisy & Steph, Girl Gone Wired Chloe McCoy.

S2 · E69 · 20 jul. 2004

Pig Worms, Smoking Gun, Acne Game Aflevering 69

A guy who eats pig worms in Gatorade. Man, that's a talent. See worm dude, plus Andrew Goldberg of Smoking Gun fame, GGW Shannon Lea and a charming game about acne all on this touching edition of Unscrewed.

S2 · E70 · 26 jul. 2004

Mexican UFO Man, Punkvoter, Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 70

UFO expert Jim Marrs discusses Mexican UFOs, Fat Mike from NOFX discusses punkvoter.com, and Adrian Tyler is our Girl Gone Wired.

S2 · E71 · 27 jul. 2004

Ky Michaelson, Dr. Mercurious Aflevering 71

Former Hollywood stuntman and rocket ship builder, Ky Michaelson, is here to teach us how to build our own personal moon craft. And, when you see tonight's Girl Gone Wired, you'll feel the need to gouge your eyes out to protect yourself from her radiant beauty. Just like Oedipus. Plus, Dr. Mercurious and more Dark Tips from Kevin.

S2 · E72 · 2 aug. 2004

Dr. Sha Heals You Through the TV Aflevering 72

We've got Chinese doctor and Kung Fu master Dr. Sha with us tonight, and he says he can heal you as you watch this show, using the waves that emanate from your television. We've also got another exciting Search Sperts featuring Steph the Geek vs. Tyia Tyler, and GGW Rachel Elizabeth.

S2 · E73 · 3 aug. 2004

Rumsfeld Poetry, Psychic Former Child Star Aflevering 73

Bryant Kong and Elender Wall perform Rumsfeld poetry for us, we talk to former child star turned psychic Madalyn Aslan, and Shae Marks is our Girl Gone Wired.

S2 · E74 · 9 aug. 2004

Kevin Mitnick, Legality Countdowns, the Galactic Federation Aflevering 74

Hacker legend Kevin Mitnick is going to join us to talk about hacking, his new book and the fun and excitement of jail. And speaking of jail, just because Mary-Kate and Ashley are of age doesn't mean there aren't plenty of other teen starlets to obsess about. To prove it, we'll count down the best of the best Legality Countdown sites on the Internet. Tonight's guests: Sheldan Nidle from the Galactic Federation and GGW April Moritz.

S2 · E75 · 10 aug. 2004

Chupacabra Expert, Power Tool Races, Sammy4you Aflevering 75

Chupacabra expert Sean David Morton is here to let us know what to do if we want to get our goat sucked, and Joey the Intern imbeds himself in the seedy world of drag queens and belt sanders to deliver a report from the Power Tool Races. Tonight's GGW is a Finnish beauty who will dazzle you with her own huge tracts of land. Other guests: tech correspondent Sammy4you.

S2 · E76 · 16 aug. 2004

The Truth about the J.F.K Assassination; Yourhouseboy.com Aflevering 76

Dr. James Fetzer promises to shed new light on the J.F.K. assassination. Yes, for the first time, the truth comes out... on Unscrewed with Martin Sargent! And, wouldn't it be nice if you could find somebody to do the dishes... take out the garbage... make cosmopolitans... and give you reach-arounds? Yourhouseboy.com might be the place to start looking.

S2 · E77 · 17 aug. 2004

A Man who Lived for Five Years with Nearly One Million Bees; Dark Tipper Kevin Rose Fights Off eBay Snipers Aflevering 77

If tonight's show were food I found in the street, such as an old muffin or discarded meat, I would still eat it. Because it's just that good. We have a man who lived in a house for five years, with nearly one million bees as his roommates. And Dark Tipper Kevin Rose fights off eBay snipers.

S2 · E78 · 23 aug. 2004

A Digital Music Pioneer, Search Sperts and a Baboon Expert Aflevering 78

Tonight's show is so enchanting, if it were a woman in a bar, I'd buy it a drink, with the the hope that later, when it was drunker, I might be able to bang it... Digital music pioneer and garageband.com creator Jerry Harrison is here. Plus another SearchSperts game and a baboon expert.

S2 · E79 · 24 aug. 2004

A Magician Makes Marty Weak and a Teen Taxidermist Aflevering 79

Tonight's show is so good, once you see it, everything else in your life will seem a little pale; a little shopworn. We have a magician who will cast a spell that will render Martin unable to lift his 100-pound partner. Plus, Teen Taxidermist Amy Ritchey invites us into her animal stuffing laboratory.

S2 · E80 · 30 aug. 2004

A Highly Successful 70-year-old Pothead and Favorite Last Meals on Death Row Aflevering 80

Tonight's show is gonna take a big bite out of your mind, and it's gonna feel so good! We're burning one with a guy in his 70's who says he's lived a highly successful life, despite being a total pothead. Have you ever thought about what your last meal would be if you chose a life of crime, got caught and were about to meet your maker on death row? DeadManEating.com has a list.

S2 · E81 · 31 aug. 2004

Ghost Site Hunters and Search Sperts Aflevering 81

Tonight's show is so lovingly-rendered, so precise, so detailed, it belongs in a museum commemorating television beauty. People, we are gonna chase down some internet phantoms with internet ghost site hunter Steve Baldwin. Plus, our little vixens are playing Search Sperts and the winner bares all.

S2 · E82 · 6 sep. 2004

The Strange Phenomenon of Animal Mutilation; Exploding Cigarette Butts Aflevering 82

Documentarian Linda Moulton Howe is here to talk about Who or What is behind the strange and often unreported phenomenon of animal mutilation. And Joey the Intern gets back at smokers with exploding cigarette butts. Plus, play live-action Pac Manhattan.

S2 · E83 · 7 sep. 2004

A Woman Who Speaks with Nostradamus; A Master Light Channeler Aflevering 83

We've got a little channeling theme going on tonight. First, we talk to a woman who speaks with Nostradamus to predict the future. Then, we chat with Reverend Fred, a master light channeler, who speaks to a being from the Seventh Dimension for peace.

S2 · E84 · 8 sep. 2004

Alex Chiu's Miraculous Invention and the Greatest Pong Player Who Ever Lived Aflevering 84

Inventor of the Immortality Rings Alex Chiu is going to be here to unveil his latest miraculous invention for the first time on television. Plus, our exclusive interview with Rory McTavish, the greatest Pong player who ever lived. And, catch another installment of Laura's Blog.

S2 · E85 · 13 sep. 2004

The Gang Moves to L.A. and hosts a Cuddle Party; Inventor Fred Bell Aflevering 85

Martin, Laura and the ""Unscrewed"" Gang leave San Francisco for swank new digs in L.A. Cuddle Party organizers Reid Mihalko and Marcia Baczynski share a world where adults get together and explore affectionate touch and communication without it becoming sexualized. No, for reals. And Inventor Fred Bell stops by to chat about this friendships with Space Aliens. Plus, Joey the Intern teaches you to spoof Caller ID names to convince gullible inventors that you're a space alien.

S2 · E86 · 14 sep. 2004

Mary Carey, IHOP TV-athon, and Marty leads a sexual harassment training Aflevering 86

Esteemed politician and ""Boobsville for Sorority Girls"" star Mary Carey decries the US Army's subsidy of breast enhancement for new recruits. Two kids explain why they broke a TV-watching record at IHOP. And Marty leads a sexual harassment training.

S2 · E87 · 15 sep. 2004

A Cult Deprogrammer Helps Marty; a Garbage Artist; Laura Tries to Jump-Start Her Hollywood Career Aflevering 87

Cult deprogrammer Rick Ross helps Martin confront his fear of Lutherans. Conceptual artist Justin Gignac serves garbage under glass. And Laura tries to jump-start her Hollywood career.

S2 · E88 · 20 sep. 2004

The Joys of Anatomically Correct Dolls; Gary Coleman Answers Viewer Questions Aflevering 88

Joe Matte exposes the joys of anatomical correctness with real dolls. The Yellow Bamboo Qi Gung Crew uses universal forces to injure innocent bystanders. Gary Coleman answers viewer questions and barely contains his hatred of humanity.

S2 · E89 · 21 sep. 2004

Apocalyptic Predictions, William Shatner's Celebrity Paintball and Search Sperts Aflevering 89

Philip Hoag shares his apocalyptic predictions. William Shatner, Jaimie Farr and countless other luminaries compete in Celebrity Paintball. Sexy vixens battle it out in a thrilling game of Search Sperts.

S2 · E90 · 22 sep. 2004

Singing Hotdog Man, Purple Plates, Gopher Slaughtering and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 90

Singing hotdog man Charlie Marcuse kills us softly with his song... and nitrates. Corrine de Winter believes something highly unlikely about Purple Plates. Ed Meyer teaches us more efficient ways of slaughtering gophers. Our Girl Gone Wired enjoys nudity and sex.

S2 · E91 · 27 sep. 2004

Aliens and Politics, Gopher Slaughtering, Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 91

Dr. Michael Salla discusses the political implications of the extraterrestrial presence, Joey the Intern tries out The Rodenator, a high-tech gopher eliminator, and Girls Gone Wired.

S2 · E92 · 28 sep. 2004

College kids hit each other with phone books and Sexpert Ava Cadell on sex muscles Aflevering 92

Privileged college teens who love hitting each other with phone books. Dr. Ava Cadell provides her sexpert opinion on developing sexual muscles. Plus, a UFO Expo!

S2 · E93 · 29 sep. 2004

Predicting the next big earthquake, Human Cloning, Laura's Blog and Search Sperts Aflevering 93

Geologist Jim Berkland predicts the next big quake. Sexy Lindsey steps up to the Search Sperting cage.

S2 · E94 · 4 okt. 2004

Goat-sucking Chupacabra, Obesity Myths and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 94

Martin goes in search of the goat-sucking Chupacabra. A law professor bursts the pants open on the obesity myth. Girl Gone Wired Sarah Bowers makes America's teeth sweat.

S2 · E95 · 5 okt. 2004

Dairy Art, Champion Air-Guitarists Aflevering 95

Butter lady Norma Lyon turns dairy products into art. Martin hangs out with Champion Air-Guitarists.

S2 · E96 · 6 okt. 2004

Animal Telepathy, Colon Cleansing and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 96

Animal Telepath Raphaela Pope looks into the souls of gerbils and ferrets. Shalom Volchock gives our colons a nice thorough cleanings. Plus, a naked woman, without any clothes!

S2 · E97 · 7 okt. 2004

Mind-reading, SearchSperts and Chatspiens interpreting fetish sites Aflevering 97

Camwhores compete in a thrilling round of SearchSperts. Dr. Louis Turi uses the stars to read our minds. Our Chatspiens interpret fetish website monologues.

S2 · E98 · 11 okt. 2004

Handwriting analysis, Painting with Breasts, Conspiracies and the Presidential Election Aflevering 98

Graphologist Cynthia Norris solves a murder through handwriting analysis. Erotic artist Marcie Briquette paints with her boobs. Documentary filmmaker and founder of The Free World Alliance Anthony J. Hilder presents some cutting-edge political views to help us sort our who we should vote for in the Presidential election. And, Martin takes a viewer call.

S2 · E99 · 12 okt. 2004

Pope Michael, Crop Circles, and Marty's Jazz Dance Aflevering 99

Martin chats with the true heir to the crown of St. Peter, Pope Michael. Linda Howe shares the latest evidence on crop circles in the U.S. Marty explores the magical world of jazz dance.

S2 · E100 · 13 okt. 2004

The End of the World, Tech Questions, SearchSperts and Marty's old school chums Aflevering 100

Author Rob Gelbsan asserts the end of the world is night, but non in the crazy-dude-on-the-sidewalk way. Marty fields tech calls from the audience, since Leo Laporte is too busy clubbing baby seals. Marty looks up old buddies on Classmates.com. And an exciting round of SearchSperts.

S2 · E101 · 14 okt. 2004

Alien implants, Kick-ass karate, Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 101

Marty chats with Dr. Roger Lier, an established medical doctor who removes alien implants from his patients. Plus, kick-ass karate and bitches get freaky on Girls Gone Wired.

S2 · E102 · 18 okt. 2004

Communicating with the Universe and Ghost Hunting Aflevering 102

Paul Forte communicates with the Universe. Martin and Laura chat with Ghost Hunters David Oester and Sharon Gill.

S2 · E103 · 19 okt. 2004

The Magic of Handwriting Analysis, Back-Hair Removal and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 103

Graphologist Cynthia Norris solves a murder through handwriting analysis. Inventor Patrick Alphonso teaches Joey how to shave back hair. And Girl Gone Wired ""The Tall Goddess.""

S2 · E104 · 20 okt. 2004

Trekkies director Roger Nygard and SearchSperts Aflevering 104

Martin interview ""Trekkies"" director Roger Nygard. Ladies remove their clothing for another thrilling round of SearchSperts. Marty plays with himself.

S2 · E105 · 21 okt. 2004

Alien Prophecies, Sammy's Tech Tips, Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 105

Michael Horn tells ""the most important story in all human history""-- proof beyond a reasonable doubt of extraterrestrial contact. Sammy 4 U internet porn goddess offers the latest in technology news. Girl Gone Wired Ginger Jolie.

S2 · E106 · 25 okt. 2004

John Gray's sex secrets for gamers, Dark Tips, Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 106

""Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"" author John Gray shares the secrets of how to get gamers laid. Joey the Intern offers Dark Tips on how to pick a lock with a pen. And Girl Gone Wired Linda O'Neil.

S2 · E107 · 26 okt. 2004

GTA Day, Junkyard Mega-Wars Bobbie Sue Luther, and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 107

Marty loses touch with morality after playing too much GTA. Bobbie Sue Luther, host of Junkyard Mega-Wars, talks about her love of cars. Plus, we chat with the star of Grand Theft Auto 3... that guy with the glasses. And, on Girls Gone Wired: The Girls of GTA.

S2 · E108 · 27 okt. 2004

Alexandra Robbins on Skull & Bones Society, Playing with Yourself and SearchSperts Aflevering 108

Alexandra Robbins, New York Times bestselling author of Secrets of the Tomb, on Yale's secret society Skull & Bones. Plus Playing with Yourself and SearchSperts.

S2 · E109 · 28 okt. 2004

Dr. Clio Cresswell on mathematics and sex, BitterWaitress.com, Girls Gone Wired, and Dark Tips Aflevering 109

Dr. Clio Cresswell shares they mysterious connection between mathematics and sex. Chris Fehlinger exposes those who are both famous and famously cheap bastards with BitterWaitress.com. And Kevin Rose offers up some Dark Tips-- including how to make a Snoopy Snow Cone Machine into a Margarita Maker. Plus, GGW Veronika Zemanova struts her stuff.

S2 · E110 · 1 nov. 2004

How to tickle his pickle, youhavebadtasteinmusic.com, and Playing With Yourself Aflevering 110

Sadie Allison shows us how to 'tickle his pickle.' Eman Laerton, webmaster and head provocateur of YouHaveBadTasteInMusic.com, a site whose sole mission is to get people to stop listening to bad music. Plus, Playing With Yourself.

S2 · E111 · 2 nov. 2004

Reptoids.com, Sex Election Sites, and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 111

Reptoids.com Cryptozoologist John Rhodes has an alien theory that sounds a lot like the movie 'V.' Plus, Devirginizemarc.com and an exploration of Sex Election Websites. And, Girl Gone Wired Trigere Regine.

S2 · E112 · 3 nov. 2004

MarryBlaire.com, the Hidden Agendas in Corporate Logos, & Tech Around the Globe Aflevering 112

Blaire Allison of MarryBlaire.com searches for a perfect husband by speed dating the Unscrewed audience. Michael Tsarion of taroscope.com tells us about what corporate logos really man. Plus, Tech Around the Globe.

S2 · E113 · 8 nov. 2004

TheSmokingGun.com; Joey the Intern's Who's Laughing Now; Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 113

Martin talks to TheSmokingGun.com webmaster Andrew Goldberg about the damage Lenny Kravitz can do with a toilet. Joey the Intern shows us how to get back at a landlord after getting locked out in another edition of Who's Laughing Now. Our Girl Gone Wired, Karen Cogz, loves to wear bikinis.

S2 · E114 · 9 nov. 2004

A Tribute to Halo, The Creators of Red vs Blue, and the Covenant Elite Guard Aflevering 114

Unscrewed has a very special tribute to Halo. The creators of Red vs. Blue are turning games into film. Marty chats with one of the Covenant Elite Guard. Plus, Girl Gone Wired Celeste Von is hot.

S2 · E115 · 10 nov. 2004

The Orgasmatron, the World Champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors & Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 115

Orgasms can be yours at the push of a button with the new Orgasmatron Implant. Marty interviews Lee Rammage, the World Champion of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Girl Gone Wired Karla Denise is very, very pretty.

S2 · E116 · 15 nov. 2004

The Jimi Hendrix of Ukelele; Barker Beauty Gabrielel Tuite; and Laura's Blog Aflevering 116

The Jimi Hendrix of ukulele Jake Shimabbukuro shows us his ten-finger stroke. Barker Beauty Gabrielle Tuite gestures at things. Laura becomes a pop star in another edition of her blog.

S2 · E117 · 16 nov. 2004

Creepy magician Tom Cameron; the Internet that has vanished; Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 117

We've got the one guy creepier than Half-Life's G-Man... creepy magic dude Tom Cameron is here to use his creepy magic powers to almost kill people. Martin remembers the internet that has vanished. Girl Gone Wired Elizabeth Kelly has notable secondary sexual characteristics.

S2 · E118 · 22 nov. 2004

BlackVault.com, Mysteries of Science, and Girls Gone Wired Aflevering 118

From BlackVault.com, John Greenewald, Jr. Plus, Mysteries of Science and Girl Gone Wired Kristen Muranga.

S2 · E119 · 23 nov. 2004

Internet phenom Leslie Hall shares her gem sweaters, music and Beat Greets Aflevering 119

First, earthfiles.com webmistress Linda Howe shares the latest paranormal news. Then, Internet phenom and gemsweater goddess Leslie Hall of gemsweater.com shares the beautiful vista that is the gem surface and joins us for a fabulous fashion show. She shares from her collection of over 400 gem sweaters and performs the wildly popular track from her album that made her the only unsigned artist to be featured on beatgreets.com.

S2 · E120 · 29 nov. 2004

The Last Show Aflevering 120