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Phil predicts the year ahead with a tarot and Dan is very excited to watch some ice hockey.

Phil learns he's chopped and unc and Dan can't move his legs after a hard weekend.

We domestically bicker about flirting with a waiter for the entire episode.

It's a special day so one of us gets head and the other gets nipple.

We deal with a devastating rejection and discuss if it's toxic to be mad at your partner for something they didn't do.

Phil gets rescued from an adult video shoot and Dan recites a Shakespearian monologue.

Dan finally spills the infamous story and Phil wants to look at roleplay videos.

Dan lets a man into the house while Phil is undressed and we discover PinkPantheress is a Phannie.

Phil exposes his secret social media accounts and Dan spills about a celebrity feud.

Dan fails to swipe away a risqué notification, and Phil prepares for his important anniversary.

We Tried The Viral 14-Hand BTS Massage and reveal our feud with the hot gay couple at the resort.

Phil gives Dan a salty surprise and the first physical phight is addressed.

Dan addresses the polycule situation and Phil leaks his Tumblr password.

Phil spills about hiding from an A-list actor in an ASDA, and We Try the Viral White Monster and Yoghurt Drink.

We address the cease and desist rumours and find out if distance made our hearts grow fonder.

We hear about Dan's wild night with Zayn, Louis and Chappell - and Phil bombs an airport TikTok.

WE'RE DROPPING BALLS UNTIL WE GET A RED ONE - STRAP IN AND PREPARE TO TWIST!

Phil shows a dangerous amount of skin and pretends to care about Dan's current fixations.

We're almost leaking, socially tweaking and can't stop freaking speaking.

We celebrate pride by looking at our gay lives from first bars to dream euthanasia pods.

It's big D's big D(ay) and we both end up with black tongues. We are standing by to launch something BIG.

We talk about the bug incident, the irrigation incident and our future secret incident!

We can finally talk about it. Also Dan would like to say THANK YOU and Phil would like to RESPOND to the message that he received.

We give away a golden pig and discuss the recent injury / upcoming arrest.

Phil gets exposed by his University and Dan mogs every immigration officer. Vote for us in the British Podcast Awards shortlist!!

We are accused of a heinous act of destruction and furry art makes us football fans.

Romance is dead but at least he smells nice.

We discuss the hubris of this male podcast as we fall helplessly through time.

We're dipping, disrupting funerals and serving anime protagonist on the red carpet

Situationship final boss meets 60 years of marriage - but what does Veronica make of modern relationships and male podcasts?

Phil reminisces on his single emo-boy era and Dan gets into ear-play.

Phil is extra moist from his milking and Dan had an alien encounter at the embassy.

Our first episode on the road has thin walls, after we third-wheeled and rawdogged an international flight.

We spill the tea on Sam & Colby, and survive hot security guards, a military parade and the dreaded purple buzzball to bring you this episode.

We assign heteronormative gender roles just for fun as we try to avoid being haunted by The Towers.

We celebrate the first birthday of this podcast with exclusive lore reveals, awards and some sentimental reflections.

We test each other's fond memories of 17 years ago.

From coffees to furry character actors, people won't stop giving us eyes, and Dan is offending people across America.