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5 seasons · 158 eps

Season 5

S5 · E1 25 min

Coast-to-Coast Big Mouth Episode 1

Wubly rating 8.7 · You

A talk show host gets Laura to tell a TV audience that Alan Brady is bald!

S5 · E2 25 min

A Farewell to Writing Episode 2

Wubly rating 7.5 · You

Rob tries to write a novel, but finds that writing comedy is easier.

S5 · E3 25 min

Uhny Uftz Episode 3

Wubly rating 8.1 · You

Rob and Buddy are working late, and keep thinking they hear a metallic voice saying ""Uhny Uftz""! The explore a supposedly abandoned office somewhere in the building, and find a somewhat 'mad' inventor (complete with a taciturn and vaguely menacing assistant) who has constructed a toy flying saucer. It works quite well, except that, instead of saying ""Merry Christmas"" as the inventor intended, the saucer only says ""Uhny Uftz"".

S5 · E4 25 min

The Ugliest Dog in the World Episode 4

Wubly rating 7.6 · You

Rob tries to write a part for a dog who is going to be on The Alan Brady Show. After the dog's part is cut from the show Rob tries to find a home for the dog, But nobody wants the dog.

S5 · E5 25 min

No Rice at My Wedding Episode 5

Wubly rating 6.7 · You

Rob recalls a time when Laura was the prize of a raffle. Rob does everything he can to keep Clark Rice from marrying Laura.

S5 · E6 25 min

Draw Me a Pear Episode 6

Wubly rating 7.8 · You

Laura talks Rob into going to her art class unaware that Valerie falls in love with Rob.

S5 · E7 25 min

The Great Petrie Fortune Episode 7

Wubly rating 8.1 · You

After Rob and Laura finish watching a movie Uncle Hezekiah gives Rob and Laura clue as to what the fortune might be.

S5 · E8 25 min

Odd But True Episode 8

Wubly rating 7.3 · You

Ritchie finds out the freckles on Rob's back form the shape of the Liberty Bell. Millie wants to send a pictrue to Odd But True. (a nwespaper column)

S5 · E9 25 min

Viva Petrie Episode 9

Wubly rating 6.7 · You

Maria (the Petrie's maid) tells Manuel Luis Rodriguez to go to the Petrie's because Maria feels that Rob can find him a job, but the only Manuel can do is be a bullfighter.

S5 · E10 25 min

Go Tell the Birds and Bees Episode 10

Wubly rating 7.2 · You

Alberta Nelson shines in a small part as Miss Reshovsky, the concerned elementary schoolteacher of note. Rob and Laurie Petrie are also asked to the principal's office to discuss their son.

S5 · E11 25 min

Body and Sol Episode 11

Wubly rating 6.4 · You

Rob tells Buddy and Sally of the time he became the middle weight champion of his Army Camp.

S5 · E12 25 min

See Rob Write, Write Rob, Write Episode 12

Wubly rating 7.4 · You

After going to the Butcher's Shop to get something for dinner, Laura sees pictures (drawn By Charlie Wheelright) Laura wants to write a story to help sell Charlie's pictures. Rob doesn't like the idea because he always finshes her stories.

S5 · E13 25 min

You're Under Arrest Episode 13

Wubly rating 7.8 · You

After fighting with Laura, Rob is arrested for hurting an old Lady. Rob has trouble telling police he didn't hurt the Lady (whom he saw in a barroom).

S5 · E14 25 min

Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or Work Episode 14

Wubly rating 7.3 · You

The Alan Brady Show is on hiatus Rob is worried about to support Laura (who is pregnant with Ritchie) Rob doesn't anyone to know he needs a job until The Alan Brady Show returns from hiatus.

S5 · E15 25 min

Who Stole My Watch? Episode 15

Wubly rating 7.4 · You

After Rob loses his watch that he got as birthday gift, He thinks everyone he knows took his watch. Laura and Rob plan a party to say they are sorry after they learn a crook stole Rob's watch.

S5 · E16 25 min

I Do Not Choose to Run Episode 16

Wubly rating 7.1 · You

Rob gives a speech at council meeting that will land him a nomination for city councilman of New Rochelle.

S5 · E17 25 min

The Making of a Councilman Episode 17

Wubly rating 7.1 · You

Rob decides to quit running for his seat on the New Rochelle city council after meeting the opponent running against him because of his experience.

S5 · E18 25 min

The Curse of the Petrie People Episode 18

Wubly rating 7.9 · You

Laura gets a brooch that (in the shape of the United States) tells the history of the Petrie family. Laura later puts the brooch in the garbage! We learn that Rob's mom hates the brooch!

S5 · E19 25 min

The Bottom of Mel Cooley's Heart Episode 19

Wubly rating 8.0 · You

Mel is in trouble for not telling Alan that there was a change in the script. Rob tries to get Mel to stick up for himself, But Mel gets fired.

S5 · E20 25 min

Remember the Alimony Episode 20

Wubly rating 7.5 · You

Rob and Laura leave Anchor Texas to go to Mexico only to find that marriage is hard to do. They soon find out that getting a divorce is easier than they thought (it costs $10 in Mexico!)

S5 · E21 25 min

Dear Sally Rogers Episode 21

Wubly rating 7.0 · You

Sally really wants a husband she goes on ""The Stevie Parsons Show"" thinking she has finally found a husband or has she? Stevie asks Rob to help in a stunt where Stevie picks a letter written to Sally, One problem Sally has no idea what will happen! Wait until Sally finds out who Box 7030 is!

S5 · E22 25 min

Buddy Sorrell, Man and Boy Episode 22

Wubly rating 6.8 · You

Rob & Sally think Buddy is having an affair but he is getting ready for his bar mitzvah.

S5 · E23 25 min

Bad Reception in Albany Episode 23

Wubly rating 7.4 · You

Rob and Laura are attending a wedding in Albany, Rob is asked by Alan to watch a fashion show. He promises to tell Alan what he thought of it. Rob has to hurry to the church to usher a wedding.

S5 · E24 25 min

Talk to the Snail Episode 24

Wubly rating 7.6 · You

Rob fears his job is gone after reading a memo (found in the trash where they are looking for this week's script that Buddy lost) Rob almost writes for Jelly Bean a snail!

S5 · E25 25 min

A Day in the Life of Alan Brady Episode 25

Wubly rating 7.8 · You

Jerry & Millie are having their anniversary party, at the Petrie home one problem the party is a part of documentary that focuses on Alan.

S5 · E26 25 min

Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc. Episode 26

Wubly rating 8.4 · You

The staff sends a script to Alan Brady without deleting the insults directed at the star that they routinely add to blow off steam.

S5 · E27 25 min

The Man from My Uncle Episode 27

Wubly rating 8.1 · You

Ritchie's bedroom is used as a stakeout point (it has the best view) Harry Bond is looking for the nephew of Wendell Gerard, Rob loves the gadgets the agent brings to solve the case.

S5 · E28 25 min

You Ought to Be in Pictures Episode 28

Wubly rating 6.9 · You

Rob gets a movie role, but he has to kiss a woman. Laura makes sure that nothing else happens.

S5 · E29 25 min

Love Thy Other Neighbor Episode 29

Wubly rating 7.3 · You

Laura and Rob spend time with the Staggs and going to the theater,Jerry & Millie feel left out.

S5 · E30 25 min

Long Night's Journey into Day Episode 30

Wubly rating 8.2 · You

Rob & Jerry go fishing leaving Laura (who has a cold) home alone with a mynah bird. Millie comes back to keep Laura company, Millie couldn't find Laura (She was taking a shower).

S5 · E31 25 min

The Gunslinger Episode 31

Wubly rating 7.6 · You

Under anesthesia for a dental procedure, Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the old west.

S5 · E32 25 min

The Last Chapter Episode 32

Wubly rating 7.5 · You

Rob gives Laura his book (it took 5 years to write.) As Laura begins to read the book, we see classic moments from several episodes. The book takes us through how Rob and Laura met as well as how Rob almost missed his wedding! Later Rob talks about waiting for the birth Ritchie. As Laura finishes the book Rob tells her the publisher hated the book, Alan Brady decides to make the book into a TV series!

32 episodes in Season 5

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