Whatever Turns You On

S1 · E0 · May 12, 1979

Whatever Turns You On Episode 0

S1 · E1 · Sep 18, 1979

Union Fees Episode 1

To prove Ross, who insists kids can't make a TV show, wrong; Christine keeps attempting to tape the intro, but gets interrupted each time. Meanwhile, auditions are held to find additional kids to be on the show. Jono and Kevin fight over it, as the show only needs one fourteen-year-old boy. A mother pushes her reluctant, spoiled son, Kevin Schenk III, into auditioning over and over again. Marc tries to get a date with Moose (Christine).

S1 · E2 · Sep 25, 1979

Fan Mail / Summer Camp Episode 2

Kevin and Jono help Marc ask Christine out on a delightful date. Kevin is tricked by Ross into paying dues to two unions: D.E.V.I.L. and M.A.F.I.A.

S1 · E3 · Oct 2, 1979

Drama Lessons Episode 3

After receiving one piece of (unstamped) fan mail, Kevin brags to Jono about it, and even gets Marc to reply to it for him, because ""Us stars are too busy"". His ego is eventually crushed when Ross brings in a huge bag of fan mail...all for Jono.

S1 · E4 · Oct 9, 1979

Boss Helal Episode 4

The cast begins to use Olde English words in normal conversation. The show's new drama coach is really sexy.

S1 · E5 · Oct 16, 1979

Superstitions Episode 5

The president of the network fires Mr. Dime and puts Rodney in charge. Rodney, of course, fires everyone else on the show.

S1 · E6 · Oct 23, 1979

Fright / Repeats Episode 6

Ross, in a scam to make money, sells a ""lucky"" rabbits foot to Kevin, who tricks Rodney into buying it for one dollar. Rodney and Jono then sell it back to Kevin, after making him believe it is lucky. Lisa keeps trying to get Rodney slimed. This always results in her getting it instead.

S1 · E7 · Oct 30, 1979

Christmas Episode 7

Ross and Miss Time keep bothering Christine about her introductions. They are worried about the intros' compatibility for re-runs. The cast and crew confuse each other about whether or not the show is a rerun.

S1 · E8 · Nov 6, 1979

Lottery Episode 8

Christine tries to sneak the rest of the cast into the network Christmas party.

S1 · E9 · Nov 13, 1979

Lottery Episode 9

Kevin wins the big network lottery. The grand prize is a dinner with himself.

S1 · E10 · Nov 20, 1979

Episode 10 Episode 10

S1 · E11 · Nov 27, 1979

Episode 11 Episode 11

S1 · E12 · Dec 4, 1979

Kevin Somers, Rock Star Episode 12