Distractible

S6 · E1 · May 24, 2026

Fortunately, Unfortunately (Part 2) Episode 1

Fortunately, Wade is finally hosting another episode! Unfortunately, he's still bald.

S6 · E2 · May 31, 2026

Hard or Soft? Episode 2

The guys have a good ol' master debate session to answer the burning question: Hard or Soft?

S6 · E3 · Jun 7, 2026

Burnout Episode 3

The guys have a heart to heart, bald to Bob, and Go to Pro conversation about their personal struggles with feeling burnout.

S6 · E4 · Jun 14, 2026

Doing Too Much Episode 4

Welcome to "Mark's Sponsorship Dreams Gets Crushed Yet Again" Simulator.

S6 · E5 · Jun 21, 2026

Markiplier Likes That? Episode 5

How well do Bald and Dad know Short?

S6 · E6 · Jun 28, 2026

Going Nuclear Episode 6

Bald Bombs Away! Everyone take cover right- wait a minute... are you the guy from Distractible?

S6 · E7 · Jul 5, 2026

Unhappy Birthday Episode 7

To cheer up Mark from being sick on his birthday, Bob and Wade share stories of their own bad birthday experiences.

S6 · E8 · Jul 12, 2026

Hoopst Was First? Episode 8

This game about firsts is making me firsty.

S6 · E9 · Jul 19, 2026

The Perfectest Crime Episode 9

Detectives Bob and Wade are on the case to piece together the clues left at the scene of the perfect crime.

S6 · E10 · Jul 26, 2026

Wade Definitely Has A Topic Episode 10

The guys make up for lost small talk and discuss the highs and lows of this year so far.

S6 · E11 · Aug 2, 2026

Please Be Nice Episode 11

Bob's foot is injured, and only Wade and Mark can save him from boredom.

S6 · E12 · Aug 9, 2026

I'm Wade. I'm Bald Episode 12

He's bald. He's Wade.

S6 · E13 · Aug 17, 2026

Choose Your Own Cousin Episode 13

Ask not what you can do for your cousin, but what you and your cousin can do for "The Shepherd."

S6 · E14 · Aug 23, 2026

Would I Lie To You? Episode 14

Bob hosts a game built on lies.

S6 · E15 · Jun 22, 2026

TBA Episode 15

S6 · E16 · Jun 29, 2026

TBA Episode 16

S6 · E17 · Jul 6, 2026

TBA Episode 17

S6 · E18 · Jul 13, 2026

TBA Episode 18

S6 · E19 · Jul 20, 2026

TBA Episode 19

S6 · E20 · Jul 27, 2026

TBA Episode 20

S6 · E21 · Oct 4, 2026

Grilled or Fried? Episode 21

I like my Distractible episodes seared in a cast iron skillet until it gets crispy golden edges on all sides.

S6 · E22 · Oct 8, 2026

"These Hollows and Rivers" (The Scary Tapes) Episode 22

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "These Hallows And Rivers" by Violet J. Williams. Trigger Warnings: Physical Abuse, Violence

S6 · E23 · Oct 11, 2026

Bob's One Man Show (Part 2) Episode 23

For one night only (again), Bob returns to perform a one man show directed by Mark and Wade.

S6 · E24 · Oct 15, 2026

"Copper Point" (The Scary Tapes) Episode 24

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "Copper Point" by Chelsea Herzog. Trigger Warnings: Animal Death, Death, Forced Captivity, Gaslighting, Gore, Mental Illness, Physical Abuse, Self-Harm/Suicide, Stalking, Victim Blaming, Violence, Cult and/or Religious Abuse

S6 · E25 · Oct 18, 2026

Our Strange Addiction Episode 25

Bob and Wade rope Mark into in their poképroblem.

S6 · E26 · Oct 22, 2026

"The Mirror of Harry Aalders" (The Scary Tapes) Episode 26

Welcome to "The Scary Tapes", a speculative horror podcast competition by Real Good AI. This week's story is "The Mirror of Harry Aalders" by Ronan Clarke.

S6 · E27 · Oct 25, 2026

Nah, I'd Win (Part 5) Episode 27

Now featuring even more beans.

S6 · E28 · Oct 30, 2026

TBD (The Scary Tapes) Episode 28

S6 · E29 · Nov 3, 2026

Hex in The City (Part 1) Episode 29

Mark and Bob ignore Bald God's plan for them.