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When I was your age, television was called books.

I’ve hired you to help me start a war. It’s a prestigious line of work with a long and glorious history.

I don’t mean to pry, but do you have six fingers on that right hand of yours?

Never go in against a Sicillian when death is on the line.

Anyone who says differently, is selling something.

I’m not saying I’d like to build a summer home here, but the trees are actually quite lovely.

I've got my country's five hundredth anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder, and Guilder to frame for it. I'm swamped.

Who kills Prince Humperdinck? At the end? Somebody’s got to do it!

Mawidge… Mawidge is what bwings us togewer today.

Since the invention of the kiss, there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.