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We're BACK! It's a new year with the same old chaotic ADHD conversations about the things we saw on tiktok! Colleen finally tried ChatGPT and HATES how nice it is and the therapy lingo it uses. How dare it.

Yes this is two days late but don't worry, we have a long list of excuses as to why! Mainly cause we were in NYC for Colleen's live shows!!!!!! We love you all so much! Enjoy the our ramblings on a plane.

A Heckler at Colleen's show, cancelling Colleen again, and so much more!

Again, apologies for the audio. We'll get a new cable for next week. But starting off this episode strong with stories of Wesley, then somehow leading to needing a cookie instead of a cigarette?? What would be our red flags for one another, and then responding to some of y'all comments. Thanks you for watching/listening!

A solo episode with just Rachel cause Colleen is SICKER THAN SICK! But It's Valentine's week, so we go over your Valentine's stories, personal Valentine thoughts, and hot takes.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU! KEEP SCROLLING.

Here is the audio from the live stream we did!

One day maybe Colleen will tell you a thing about a thing in which you could partake in once it's eventually announced to you.

A lesbian wedding gone SUPER unconventional... so instead of Maid Of Honor, Colleen shall be the director of the wedding! Filled with worship songs and Olsen twins. On another note, Colleen is DISTRAUGHT at the leprechaun "traps" online, DELIGHTED by Chickens in fun outfits, and enjoys getting Rachel to guess which horoscope fits who.

Colleen asked for style help in one of her vlogs and got READ TO FILTH! Also talking about another fight with ChatGPT, and testing to see if Rachel can guess facial expressions.

Whole bunch of different topics and emotions in this episode. When faced with only saving one person, would you choose your spouse or sister? Colleen found maybe the most heartbreaking tiktok account ever. Then the world's most uneducated art conversation ever happened. All wrapping up with Colleen realizing most normal people don't f*rt around their friends.

We weirdly somehow stayed on one subject sort of the whole time? A weird subject to get stuck on though lol

Humiliating rituals.

We both just finished this season of Love On The Spectrum and just could NOT stop talking about it!

I, Rachel, apologize for ALL OF MY WIGGLING in this episode! But! We had fun still talking about wedding tax, white people saying, what you thought rich people had when you were a kid, and so much more!

Colleen was determined to understand all science in 20 minutes with a couple Google searches. But we learn that the more you learn, the more sorrow you will have!

Colleen's social media feed really wanted to amp her up about womens health this week!

Colleen found a bunch of old artwork of Rachel's that NEEDED to be shown to the world!

We're having first world problems over here in first class HAHAHAHAHAHA

We cover high end fashion, Colleen relating having children to scenes of horror movies, and we prepare you for our Vegas trip!!!!

I truly don't know how this was the topic of conversation today!

Colleen brought back some DEEEEEEP hidden memories of 90s computer games! OMG CHIPS CHALLENGE!!! Please let us know if you've ever played there.

Po*ping updates, people make gross noises, and then we play a game of "Who is more Likely?". Also Erik chimes in a couple times. YOU'RE WELCOME!

We never know what we're gonna end up talking about. Especially on the lives!

Rachel drops a truth bomb on Colleen!

Rachel remembers the brief moment when she dated men off of Match and OkCupid... more like okay stupid! (am I right???)

Our biggest fight wasn't even a fight... it was just that we missed each other lol

Colleen got a new creature! And it's all we could focus on!

Literally everything in 2026 is a scam. Thank god for the people that leave REAL detailed reviews! OUR SAVIORS!

Here is the audio from our live stream!

Did we even do an episode??? Rachel talks about bachelorette trip plans, Maisy puts Colleen in her place, and Colleen talks about her inability to converse normally especially after a hospital stay due to a panic attack.

Welcome to a late night hang out session. We talked about everything and absolutely nothing per usual. Love you!

In today's episode, apparently we've decided to tell you how dumb we are. Also we think it's good to be embarrassed every once in awhile?

It's still August and we're already preparing for winter!

Rachel never cries so Colleen went into overdrive trying to fix it lol

Somehow this turned into booktok for a second? Also lotion your skin.

In today's episode: Rachel learns about humming for the first time, Colleen is APPALLED that someone would mention Burger King to her, and so much more stuff that doesn't matter.

Here is the audio from today's live episode!

We have a lot to apologize for but WILL NOT EXPLAIN ANYTHING TO YOU! Because apparently we aren't supposed to!

This one was definitely the most chaotic in a long time. But we rank theme parks, talk about Flynn's music abilities, and go over all the animals we had growing up!

Colleen kept getting interrupted by medical professionals! But we talk about a lot, like if we died what 5 things would someone need to summon us back from the dead.

Our first and only Halloween episode of this month lol. Mary-Kate and Ashley are obviously our go to Halloween costumes.

WELCOME TO CHRISTMAS TIME! A wonderful moment that lasts 2 wholes months in this family. ENJOY!