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"There's someone outside. / What? / He's in the backyard...This is so scary."

"What day? / The day you screwed up your life, Mark."

"Long story short, he asked me to pick up a bag from his house. / Who asks for that?"

"This is gonna sound weird but my arms are stretching and they're getting longer."

"I just shot her. And I'm calling to turn myself in, so if you wanna send someone down here, I'll wait."

"Last time I saw you, you said you loved me since the 8th grade and you knew you always would."

"...And then you'll connect with someone in the future. / Or in the past, hopefully the past."

"Captain. Our flight, this flight, it's all over the news. They're saying we crashed somewhere over Phoenix."

"Please put your daddy issues aside, okay? The fate of the world depends on it."