The Panalysts

S3 · E1 · Feb 14, 2026

A More Evolved Man-Bat Episode 1

Beej, Adam, Cori, and Ian are tasked with vacating a colony of bats from Princess Auto, and then defending their lives from her enraged royal father.

S3 · E2 · Feb 21, 2026

Ro-Sham-Bo for It Episode 2

Beej, Cameron, Wheeler, and Nelson are tasked with constructing an initialism sandwich, and then assessing biographic film pitches.

S3 · E3 · Feb 28, 2026

Have You Ever Been On Tumblr? Episode 3

Kathleen, Serge, Jordynne, and Matt are tasked with anointing a blorbo to unite the world, and then swapping all their hair for a different substance.

S3 · E4 · Mar 7, 2026

He's Just Bucket-Truck Guy Episode 4

Serge, Wheeler, Missie, and Graham are tasked with wooing a big city Hallmark movie protagonist, and then fully rebranding Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament.

S3 · E5 · Mar 14, 2026

Find this Bulbasaur Episode 5

Adam, Wheeler, Cameron, and Graham are tasked with canonizing a new saint, and then pitching Netflix on an unambitious new reality TV series.

S3 · E6 · Mar 21, 2026

Ogopogo With the Steel Chair Episode 6

Ben, Serge, Jordynne, and Adam are tasked with Freaky Friday-ing with a fictional character, and then building a public domain wrestling tag-team.

S3 · E7 · Mar 28, 2026

The Juno Ball Beast Episode 7

Ben, Nelson, Heather, and Cori are tasked with being an employed dog, and then designing a new flag from children's craft supplies.

S3 · E8 · Apr 4, 2026

Third Biggest Dump Truck Episode 8

Ben, Adam, Missie, and Kathleen are tasked with getting through a big date with bizarre side effects, and then impressing Carmen San Diego with mid-tier heist.

S3 · E9 · Apr 11, 2026

Lab Grown Beast Episode 9

Wheeler, Kathleen, Cameron, and Ian are tasked with creating a new "Oops All" food product, and then choosing a capitalist nightmare to subsidize their retirement.

S3 · E10 · Apr 18, 2026

The Nut Loosens Episode 10

Graham, Beej, Cori, and Cameron are tasked with choosing a magical blessed (cursed?) wrench to wield, and then fulfilling the unfinished business of Aunt Euphemia's lingering soul.

S3 · E11 · Apr 25, 2026

Mouth Hand Forbidden Kisses Episode 11

Jordynne, Beej, Ben, and Missie are tasked with choosing a new mouth hole, and then solving a workplace murder.

S3 · E12 · May 2, 2026

I Can Hear the Amour Episode 12