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Desus vs Mero

2013 - 2014 1 season 46 eps TV-MA

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Season 1

25 min

S1 · E1 · Dec 18, 2013

THE WORLD PREMIERE Episode 1

In the world premiere of the Desus vs. Mero podcast, our fearless hosts talk about J. Cole, Big Sean, Derrick Rose's reading skills, and the True Religion Theory.

25 min

S1 · E2 · Dec 23, 2013

Gotta Hear Both Sides Episode 2

Just in time for the holidays, we bring you the second episode of #desusvsmero, in which our hosts—@desusnice and @thekidmero—gift you Knowledge Darts on Beyonce Time vs. K. Michelle Time, Legal Aid, Instagram DMs, racist adult films, Joe Budden's beard, and how to bed a Puerto Rican GILF.

25 min

S1 · E3 · Jan 9, 2014

The Caucasity of Cheese Episode 3

New Year, New Things: Mero and Desus (a.k.a. "Day-zeus," for the Latinos) are back for 2014 to take on HBO's Girls, getting curved on Tinder, Hypebeast apples, French cheese, Jameis "R.N." Winston, "Coke Boyz 4," and Dominican cab drivers.

25 min

S1 · E4 · Jan 15, 2014

I No Black, Papi Episode 4

In this week's episode, Desus and Mero address your burning questions: Should Kanye have (allegedly) snuffed that kid?

25 min

S1 · E5 · Jan 24, 2014

Bumbaclot Feud-icles Episode 5

In which Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap of #desusvsmero pontificate on Richard "Norman" Sherman, Pam Oliver's weave, Rob Ford's patois, Bieber Gone Bad, NYC subway hustles, the MetroPCS Struggle, sexy phlebotomists, and Macklemore's inevitable Grammy sweep.

25 min

S1 · E6 · Jan 30, 2014

Dyckman Chinchillas Episode 6

In yet another slander-packed episode, the Hood Hall & Oates (a.k.a. Desus and Mero) assess the "Same Love" movement, Lil TerRio's future, Ray J's relevance, Black History Month, and more.

25 min

S1 · E7 · Feb 6, 2014

Box-getting in the Snow Episode 7

February's first episode finds Desus and Mero in a reflective mood on Philip Seymour Hoffman's dealer, drug use vs. drug abuse, the new Jordan store, the swag-less NBA All-Star rosters, the Sochi Winter Olympics, RN Timbs, and the savagery of wearing black Uptowns in winter.

25 min

S1 · E8 · Feb 13, 2014

OCHO NO CINCO Episode 8

The all-Valentine's Day-edition features Desus and Mero piercing your candy hearts with #knowledgedarts on what V-Day would be called if it was a holiday for dudes, giving sex as a gift, taking a Manhattan girl to El Mangu Tipico, hood proposals, getting pregnant by a K-list rapper, #struggcore, why a BJ just ain't enough in 2014, and the similarity between side chicks and Knicks fans.

25 min

S1 · E9 · Apr 8, 2014

Vegan Quarter Waters Episode 9

Desus and Mero are back—but this time live on camera, with fresh commentary on Terrio, Papoose, Lord Jamar, and the NY guy who got faded on WorldStar. And you thought it couldn't get any realer...

25 min

S1 · E10 · Apr 15, 2014

Bold Braids Bloooood Episode 10

Our hosts delve into #desusgate, Drake's hoops fetish, Jay Z's evil chain, and the legend of Spooky Black. And Bruce Jenner's face.

25 min

S1 · E11 · Apr 22, 2014

Money House Blessing Episode 11

Young Chipotle and the Human Du-rag Flap pontificate on Pacquiao's mom, French x Khloe, RiRi's cheekage, hood prom pics, and subway shenanigans.

25 min

S1 · E12 · Apr 29, 2014

Wake Up Never Episode 12

D+M rub hands like Birdman over Terry Richardson's sext game, Macklemore's Melos, Tim Duncan's button-ups, The Steve Francis Face, and Kaylin Garcia's get-money schemes.

25 min

S1 · E13 · May 6, 2014

Gratata-touille Episode 13

Darts galore on Russell Wilson, Bryan #gratata Silva, DJ Khaled, Donald Sterling, and the caucacity of Liam Neeson.

25 min

S1 · E14 · May 13, 2014

Baby Mom's Brolic Episode 14

Pointed commentary on Tyga and his beef with Lil Durk, shovel fights, dog-humpings, horny teachers, and L'Eau de Paul Pierce.

25 min

S1 · E15 · May 20, 2014

Dust Dreams Episode 15

Solange's tantrum, Mero's creep life, Michael Sam's kissyface, T.O.'s struggle sale, Boko Haram's beef, Dr. Dre's billions...and Khaled x Terrio.

25 min

S1 · E16 · May 26, 2014

The French Montana Riviera Episode 16

Kimye, Ray J, Rob K., an outdoor BJ—plus Orchard Beach views, Macklemore vs. Jews, #prombat blues, and the WSHH snooze.

25 min

S1 · E17 · Jun 2, 2014

Accidental Deathing Episode 17

Darts will fly on T.I. vs. Floyd, the Bronx death slap, Super Mario Balotelli, Jaden Smith, Bruce Jenner...and Lil Terrio.

25 min

S1 · E18 · Jun 9, 2014

Mulatto Divorce Swag Episode 18

The definitive Summer Jam recap, plus Knowledge Darts on Matt Kemp & Russell Wilson, Justin Bieber's Caucacity, and the NBA Finals.

25 min

S1 · E19 · Jun 16, 2014

Krang Related Episode 19

French Montana's Insta-beef with Tichina Arnold, Khloe Ave, Slowbucks McGee, Dwight "Allegedly" Howard, J.Lo in the BX, #YouKnowYouArePuertoRicanIf, Chubby Chris Brown, and the best striker in the world. It's not Balotelli.

25 min

S1 · E20 · Jun 24, 2014

Marlon Wayans Is Here Episode 20

The youngest Wayans sibling joins the Bronx bullies to talk FUPAs, homophobia, and "Funniest Wins."

25 min

S1 · E21 · Jul 6, 2014

Everything is SUS Episode 21

On the desperation of Robin Thicke, the Jon B curse, Desus' and Mero's doppelgangers, World Cup haircuts, #feloncrushfriday, Rozay on the run, and Michelle Wie's twerk game.

25 min

S1 · E22 · Jul 7, 2014

NWB Episode 22

Special holiday edition of #desusvsmero on white rappers, pranks in the hood, BET Awards fails, and US soccer.

25 min

S1 · E23 · Jul 15, 2014

The Lost Darts Episode 23

With The Kid Mero M.I.A. in places unknown, we've got nothing but D for you—pause—as well as some hilarious never-before-seen outtakes.

25 min

S1 · E24 · Jul 22, 2014

The Bodega Mermaid Episode 24

On Total Slaughter, Romeo Santos, King James, Prince Fielder, EJ Johnson, Azealia Banks, and Chris Brown.

25 min

S1 · E25 · Jul 28, 2014

Tu Tienes Que Comer Culo Episode 25

The Bronx bullies on Omarion's bid, beating up child molesters, Kevin Gates eating booty, and Lil TerRio's workout plan.

25 min

S1 · E26 · Aug 5, 2014

NO LIMBS, NO L'S Episode 26

Nicki's cheeks, Childish Gambino's tough talk, NYPD's chokeholds, the Jenner sisters' turn-up, plus limbless fighters and L.A.'s "Little Women."

25 min

S1 · E27 · Aug 12, 2014

EBOLLIN! Episode 27

Not for the faint of heart: bodega shootings on video, kids setting themselves on fire, Paul George snapping his leg, the ebola takeover, and Rick Ross having sex. UGH!

25 min

S1 · E28 · Aug 17, 2014

Double D vs. Mero featuring Dillon Francis Episode 28

EDM meets DvM as guest host Dillon Francis joins the show to slander Paris Hilton's DJ career, EDM fashion, Money Mayweather's spongebath, and more.

25 min

S1 · E29 · Aug 24, 2014

#DvMChallenge featuring Estelle Episode 29

London's own Estelle joins the Bronx bullies to chat about "True Romance," the Ice Bucket Challenge, DM thirst, and the fiasco in Ferguson.

25 min

S1 · E30 · Aug 29, 2014

The Washed Episode Episode 30

On "The Washed Episode," DvM address the MTV VMAs, Joe Budden, Kweli vs. Lemon, 50 vs. Floyd, Nick vs. Mariah, and "Dating Naked."

25 min

S1 · E31 · Sep 9, 2014

FAP RADAR Episode 31

DvM gets naked with The Fappening, Amber Rose, CeeLo's Twitter fail, NFL escorts, haka dances, and the Pull Your Pants Up Challenge. Breh!

25 min

S1 · E32 · Sep 14, 2014

Finessing the Plug featuring Olivia Episode 32

Olivia Longott joints DvM to plug her book before the hosts throw darts on the Ray Rice coverup, Bruce Levenson, and fisticuffs with Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan.

25 min

S1 · E33 · Sep 21, 2014

Pumpkin Spice TerRio featuring Lil TerRio Episode 33

Live in the flesh, the one and only Lil TerRio waddles into our hearts on this very special edition of DvM.

25 min

S1 · E34 · Sep 29, 2014

Pastrami on Deck featuring Damien Lemon Episode 34

Comedian Damien Lemon joins DvM to discuss the newest nude leaks, Bow Wow's engagement, Keyshia Cole's scrap, LBJ's hairline, and Charlo Greene.

25 min

S1 · E35 · Oct 6, 2014

The Rinse Cycle Episode 35

Introducing a new segment in which D+M discuss whether Jay Z, Kanye West, Chief Keef, and Lord Jamar are "washed" or "notwashed." Where that Suavitel?

25 min

S1 · E36 · Oct 14, 2014

Just Boof It featuring Fat Jew Episode 36

D+M invite Fat Jew to discuss ASAP's new video, Raven-Symone's identity crisis, male sex toys, Lena Dunham, and Desus' cameo on Bourdain's show.

25 min

S1 · E37 · Oct 21, 2014

Melancholy Flows featuring Hannibal Buress Episode 37

Hannibal Buress joins DvM to talk Steve Harvey's dating site, professional twerking, and dome do's and don'ts. Plus: Wiz and Future's new song and Mike Tirico's race.

25 min

S1 · E38 · Oct 26, 2014

Papi Smear Episode 38

Pumpkin Fest Caucacity, The Migos > The Beatles, Sus Moments in Hip-Hop, Birdman, Bieber's boxing, Drake's airball, Chimney Lady, and Titty Twerking.

25 min

S1 · E39 · Nov 2, 2014

GET YOUR BLACKFACE ON Episode 39

Desus and Mero tell you if your Halloween costume is racist or nah. Also: Putting NBA players through The Rinse Cycle. Yao Ming!

25 min

S1 · E40 · Oct 10, 2014

Struggle Bus Episode 40

Hop onboard the Struggle Bus, where Desus and Mero review the music videos of your favorite no-name WorldStar rappers. Plus Kendrick Lamar.

25 min

S1 · E41 · Nov 16, 2014

Do Your Googles Episode 41

The 8-Ball Jacket smack heard 'round the web, Caucacity at Nordstrom, Fat Joe's new scheme, DJ Khaled's mystery mate, and the Photoshop wizardry of PeejeT.

25 min

S1 · E42 · Nov 30, 2014

NOW THEY GOT TIME, CUZZ Episode 42

Knowledge Darts on Beyonce's new video, Don Lemon, Rudy Giuliani, Waka Flocka, Marshawn Lynch, and grandmas puffin' piff.

25 min

S1 · E43 · Dec 9, 2014

Shump Wit Da Pump Episode 43

The god Iman Shumpert blesses DvM with Knowledge Darts on #KnicksTape, Teyana Taylor, J.R. Smith, and getting booed on his draft night.

25 min

S1 · E44 · Dec 14, 2014

Don Lemon Party Episode 44

Good ol'-fashioned DvM slander on Diddy vs. Drake, Breezy vs. Drake, Weezy vs. Baby, Azealia vs. Azalea, and Mariah vs. our eardrums. Plus Don Lemon.

25 min

S1 · E45 · Dec 21, 2014

Shea Butter Music Episode 45

Back like Cheese Eyes for ep. 45: Kobe passes MJ, #KnicksHats, TeamSwish, D'Angelo & J.Cole, Memph Man marriage, Lisa Ann retirement, and ISIS. IBC?

25 min

S1 · E46 · Dec 31, 2014

The DVM-ies Episode 46

A year's worth of slander in one DvM, with "DVM-ies" for 2014's dumbest Caucacity, Best Fight, Worst Rapper, biggest Wingding, and the realest RN.

46 episodes in Season 1

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