Valentine's Day·ABC
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1 season · 34 eps
Season 1
Fraudulent Female Episode 2
How to Live without Dying Episode 3
Triple Trouble Episode 4
Call Me No Cabs Episode 5
If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer Episode 6
The Baritone Canary Episode 7
The Old School Tie Episode 8
Yen Ku Horowitz Episode 9
Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.
The Hottest Game in Town Episode 10
Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.
Bride and Gloom Episode 11
Cherry Blossoms in New York Episode 12
Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon Episode 13
Sea the Seasick Sailor Episode 14
All Through the Night Episode 15
Follow the Broken Pretzel Episode 16
The Double Shamaguchi Episode 17
Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.
The Sweet Smell of Wampum Episode 18
Which Witch? Episode 19
Two Weeks With Pay Episode 20
All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil Episode 21
Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.
For Me and My Sal Episode 22
Sin Has Two Faces Episode 23
Mad, Mad Momma Episode 24
The Title Fight Episode 25
Viva Valentine Episode 26
The Man Who Shot the World Episode 27
Mama Loathes Papa Episode 28
Instant Father Episode 29
Tell Me in English Episode 30
Farrow's Fling Episode 31
A Muffin Is Not a Tart Episode 32
I'll Cry at My Wedding Episode 33
Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy Episode 34
34 episodes in Season 1
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