Valentine's Day

S1 · E1 · Sep 18, 1964

The Life You Save Is Yours Episode 1

S1 · E2 · Sep 25, 1964

Fraudulent Female Episode 2

S1 · E3 · Oct 2, 1964

How to Live without Dying Episode 3

S1 · E4 · Oct 9, 1964

Triple Trouble Episode 4

S1 · E5 · Oct 16, 1964

Call Me No Cabs Episode 5

S1 · E6 · Oct 23, 1964

If Africa Speaks, Don't Answer Episode 6

S1 · E7 · Oct 30, 1964

The Baritone Canary Episode 7

S1 · E8 · Nov 6, 1964

The Old School Tie Episode 8

S1 · E9 · Nov 13, 1964

Yen Ku Horowitz Episode 9

Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.

S1 · E10 · Nov 20, 1964

The Hottest Game in Town Episode 10

Rocky falls in love with an aspiring comedienne.

S1 · E11 · Nov 27, 1964

Bride and Gloom Episode 11

S1 · E12 · Dec 4, 1964

Cherry Blossoms in New York Episode 12

S1 · E13 · Dec 11, 1964

Teahouse of the Bankrupt Moon Episode 13

S1 · E14 · Dec 18, 1964

Sea the Seasick Sailor Episode 14

S1 · E15 · Dec 25, 1964

All Through the Night Episode 15

S1 · E16 · Jan 1, 1965

Follow the Broken Pretzel Episode 16

S1 · E17 · Jan 8, 1965

The Double Shamaguchi Episode 17

Val is dating clean-living author Donna who surprises him with various health foods. Rocky inadvertently proposes to Pat, who he's nicknamed Yum Yum. Rocky tried to break the engagement but her two huge brothers are out to convince him otherwise. Rocky hires Tommy to pose as his son and tells the brothers he's already married. They don't believe him so Val poses as Rocky's grandfather, wearing Oriental garb including a black belt. Pat's brothers Fugi and Shigi know that a black belt wearer cannot lie and when Grandfather Val tells them Rocky is married they believe him. They then ask Val to see his famous Shamaguchi judo hold, which Val turns into a double by knocking both to the floor. Donna shows up with mock hamburger casserole which Val hands to Rocky with orders to burn. The next day Val learns that Fugi and Shigi used the double shamguchi in their latest wrestling match.

S1 · E18 · Jan 15, 1965

The Sweet Smell of Wampum Episode 18

S1 · E19 · Jan 22, 1965

Which Witch? Episode 19

S1 · E20 · Jan 29, 1965

Two Weeks With Pay Episode 20

S1 · E21 · Feb 5, 1965

All Right Louie, Drop That Blue Pencil Episode 21

Juggy breaks out of prison to bring Val his manuscript Jailbirds Can't Fly South. Val wants to publish it but finds Juggy violently sensitive to any editorial changes. Val and O.D. Dunstall throw Juggy a party to celebrate his forthcoming book but Juggy shows up with two thugs intent on robbing the guests.

S1 · E22 · Feb 12, 1965

For Me and My Sal Episode 22

S1 · E23 · Feb 19, 1965

Sin Has Two Faces Episode 23

S1 · E24 · Feb 26, 1965

Mad, Mad Momma Episode 24

S1 · E25 · Mar 5, 1965

The Title Fight Episode 25

S1 · E26 · Mar 12, 1965

Viva Valentine Episode 26

S1 · E27 · Mar 19, 1965

The Man Who Shot the World Episode 27

S1 · E28 · Mar 26, 1965

Mama Loathes Papa Episode 28

S1 · E29 · Apr 2, 1965

Instant Father Episode 29

S1 · E30 · Apr 9, 1965

Tell Me in English Episode 30

S1 · E31 · Apr 16, 1965

Farrow's Fling Episode 31

S1 · E32 · Apr 23, 1965

A Muffin Is Not a Tart Episode 32

S1 · E33 · Apr 30, 1965

I'll Cry at My Wedding Episode 33

S1 · E34 · May 7, 1965

Climb Upon My Knee, Sonny Boy Episode 34