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2013 - 2014 1 season 38 eps TV-G

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Season 1

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S1 · E1 · Jan 3, 2013

ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS Episode 1

The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.

3 min

S1 · E2 · Jan 4, 2013

I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES? Episode 2

The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.

3 min

S1 · E3 · Jan 10, 2013

‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY! Episode 3

I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!

3 min

S1 · E4 · Jan 16, 2013

ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVER Episode 4

I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...

3 min

S1 · E5 · Jan 22, 2013

GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE Episode 5

Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.

3 min

S1 · E6 · Jan 30, 2013

HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSE Episode 6

There are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...

3 min

S1 · E7 · Feb 14, 2013

INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREAL Episode 7

I'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…

3 min

S1 · E8 · Feb 21, 2013

THE DOOF REPLIES Episode 8

So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.

3 min

S1 · E9 · Feb 28, 2013

THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY' Episode 9

So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.

3 min

S1 · E10 · Mar 7, 2013

DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES Episode 10

The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.

3 min

S1 · E11 · Mar 14, 2013

IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS Episode 11

HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!

3 min

S1 · E12 · Mar 28, 2013

GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF Episode 12

What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!

3 min

S1 · E13 · Apr 8, 2013

HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE Episode 13

So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.

3 min

S1 · E14 · May 17, 2013

THE DOOF IS DUE Episode 14

Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…

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S1 · E15 · Jul 11, 2013

DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERY Episode 15

I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.

3 min

S1 · E16 · Jul 18, 2013

BABY BIEBER FEVER Episode 16

Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!

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S1 · E17 · Jul 25, 2013

BRIBING THE BIEBER Episode 17

JUSTIN BEIBER COME ON MY SHOW! What's that? You thought I was going to give it up? Ohh no. Evil never gives up! But you know, if you actually DO come on my show, please keep your shirt on. Or not. Thanks.

3 min

S1 · E18 · Aug 1, 2013

THE GOSSIP GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOSSIP GUY Episode 18

You know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago.

3 min

S1 · E19 · Aug 8, 2013

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EXPOSED Episode 19

What's that you say? Now Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Emmy's, now? That's cool, because I'm going to completely Troll NPH and reveal all his evil scientist secrets on the interweb for everyone to see! Petty and spiteful behavior? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Ehh, what can I say? I'm evil.

3 min

S1 · E20 · Aug 15, 2013

CRAY CRAY CRONUTS Episode 20

“Phineas and Ferb’s” resident evil scientist and recent food enthusiast, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, dishes out $1000 to try the latest in culinary breakthroughs — THE CRONUT. In this week’s “Doof’s Daily Dirt” webisode, Doof’s inspiration borders on obsession as he attempts to trump the latest food craze in “Cray Cray Cronuts!”

3 min

S1 · E21 · Aug 22, 2013

THESE ARE NOT FULL EPISODES OF DUCK DYNASTY Episode 21

Phil, Willie, Jase and Si were able to take over the world with a mere duck call, if they can do it, Doof can do better... prepare for the DOOF DYNASTY!!!

3 min

S1 · E22 · Aug 29, 2013

THE DANGERS OF AUTO CORRECT Episode 22

I just got a new smartphone this week, and already this amazing technology has conspired to completely ruin my life.

3 min

S1 · E23 · Sep 5, 2013

FOOD TRUCK FAIL Episode 23

Did you know that "Food" is actually "Doof" spelled backwards? Pretty crazy, right? Anyways, what is it with all these hipsters and eating food off the back of a truck? I mean, REALLY? Eating at a stationary location is "too mainstream" for you???

3 min

S1 · E24 · Sep 19, 2013

DOOF'S LIFE HACKS Episode 24

Okay, I have to admit, this whole "interweb" thing is pretty neat. It's like a new surprise every day. I've recently discovered this thing called "Life Hacks" — which is way less nefarious sounding than it actually is, mind you — and I was so inspired that I decided to make my own: DOOF HACKS!

3 min

S1 · E25 · Sep 26, 2013

ASHTON KUTCHER'S DOOF CHOICE AWARD Episode 25

Everyone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME. I intend to correct this grievous error with my own special awards show: THE DOOF CHOICE AWARDS!

3 min

S1 · E26 · Oct 3, 2013

DOOF DOES VINE Episode 26

So everyone is up in arms about this thing called "VINE." I don't get what the big deal is. What can you really say in only 6 seconds of video? Well — as it turns out — not a lot.

3 min

S1 · E27 · Oct 10, 2013

THE DOOF RAPS ON RAP (SO META) Episode 27

Hey Doofions! I was feeling generous this morning so I decided to answer a few of your questions in the comment section. What can I say? I'm a giver.

3 min

S1 · E28 · Oct 17, 2013

DOOFING IS THE THING Episode 28

Watch out PLANKING, TWERKING and HARLEM SHAKING! Here comes the latest nonsensical internet trend of the minute: DOOFING!

3 min

S1 · E29 · Oct 24, 2013

GET READY FOR HEINZ-O-WEEN! Episode 29

October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday! What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear Doofions — I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, MUCH scarier and MUCH... uh... Doof-ier? That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN!

3 min

S1 · E30 · Nov 7, 2013

PRE-CHRISTMAS Episode 30

Funny thing I noticed at the store the other day: suddenly Christmas decorations are, like, EVERYWHERE. What's with that? We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving and we're already skipping to the next over-priced, massively-mechandised, consumer-obsessed cultural holiday: it's PRE-CHRISTMAS, everyone! The Christmas before the ACTUAL Christmas...

3 min

S1 · E31 · Nov 14, 2013

600 EPISODES (NOT REALLY)! Episode 31

It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Doof-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).

3 min

S1 · E32 · Nov 22, 2013

The FACE BOOK (No, that's not a typo) Episode 32

Hey Doof-ions! Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it...

3 min

S1 · E33 · Dec 5, 2013

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? COSPLAY! Episode 33

Not to be an internet hipster or anything, but I just have to say that I was already dressing like a fox and Eurodancing in the woods WAY before it was cool...

3 min

S1 · E34 · Dec 19, 2013

THE SNICKERDOODLE IS A LIE! Episode 34

Alright Doof-ions, your fearless and improbably handsome leader has a new topic he'd like to discuss this week. I know it's something you've been waiting for me to chime in about for weeks. Minecraft? No. Dr Who? Not really. Actually, it's something much more important than all those things: BAKE SALES, AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY LAME.

3 min

S1 · E35 · Jan 16, 2014

PONIES, ANIME AND BUBBLE TEA Episode 35

DOOF REPLIES -- PART DEUX ... or something. Hey Doofions, I'm back with another response to one of your comments. Honestly, if this was an Upworthy post, I might title it "A kid asks Doof a random question, you won't believe what happens next..." Anyways, ciaoy ciao!

3 min

S1 · E36 · Jan 30, 2014

WHY I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES! Episode 36

Hey there, Doofions! Ready for another rip-roaring installment of everyone's favorite show hosted by an evil scientist whose nemesis is also a platypus? Me too! This week, I tackle the subject on everyone's mind: WHY GOING TO THE THEATER IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. Real talk.

3 min

S1 · E37 · Feb 27, 2014

WHY WEB ADS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST Episode 37

WHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...

3 min

S1 · E38 · Feb 27, 2013

THE DOOF GOES DIVERGENT (AND HANGRY) Episode 38

WHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...

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