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Doofenshmirtz's Daily Dirt

2013 - 2014 1 季 38 集 TV-G

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S1 · E1 · 2013年1月3日

ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS 第 1 集

The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.

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S1 · E2 · 2013年1月4日

I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES? 第 2 集

The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.

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S1 · E3 · 2013年1月10日

‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY! 第 3 集

I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!

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S1 · E4 · 2013年1月16日

ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVER 第 4 集

I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...

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S1 · E5 · 2013年1月22日

GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE 第 5 集

Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.

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S1 · E6 · 2013年1月30日

HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSE 第 6 集

There are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...

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S1 · E7 · 2013年2月14日

INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREAL 第 7 集

I'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…

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S1 · E8 · 2013年2月21日

THE DOOF REPLIES 第 8 集

So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.

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S1 · E9 · 2013年2月28日

THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY' 第 9 集

So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.

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S1 · E10 · 2013年3月7日

DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES 第 10 集

The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.

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S1 · E11 · 2013年3月14日

IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS 第 11 集

HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!

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S1 · E12 · 2013年3月28日

GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF 第 12 集

What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!

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S1 · E13 · 2013年4月8日

HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE 第 13 集

So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.

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S1 · E14 · 2013年5月17日

THE DOOF IS DUE 第 14 集

Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…

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S1 · E15 · 2013年7月11日

DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERY 第 15 集

I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.

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S1 · E16 · 2013年7月18日

BABY BIEBER FEVER 第 16 集

Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!

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S1 · E17 · 2013年7月25日

BRIBING THE BIEBER 第 17 集

JUSTIN BEIBER COME ON MY SHOW! What's that? You thought I was going to give it up? Ohh no. Evil never gives up! But you know, if you actually DO come on my show, please keep your shirt on. Or not. Thanks.

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S1 · E18 · 2013年8月1日

THE GOSSIP GIRL WHO IS ACTUALLY A GOSSIP GUY 第 18 集

You know what? The internet has perfected the human art of wasting time. To think, one second you're looking up a pair of shoes, and the next you are transformed into a crazed devotee to a TV show that was popular like a year ago.

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S1 · E19 · 2013年8月8日

NEIL PATRICK HARRIS EXPOSED 第 19 集

What's that you say? Now Neil Patrick Harris is hosting the Emmy's, now? That's cool, because I'm going to completely Troll NPH and reveal all his evil scientist secrets on the interweb for everyone to see! Petty and spiteful behavior? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! Ehh, what can I say? I'm evil.

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S1 · E20 · 2013年8月15日

CRAY CRAY CRONUTS 第 20 集

“Phineas and Ferb’s” resident evil scientist and recent food enthusiast, Dr. Doofenshmirtz, dishes out $1000 to try the latest in culinary breakthroughs — THE CRONUT. In this week’s “Doof’s Daily Dirt” webisode, Doof’s inspiration borders on obsession as he attempts to trump the latest food craze in “Cray Cray Cronuts!”

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S1 · E21 · 2013年8月22日

THESE ARE NOT FULL EPISODES OF DUCK DYNASTY 第 21 集

Phil, Willie, Jase and Si were able to take over the world with a mere duck call, if they can do it, Doof can do better... prepare for the DOOF DYNASTY!!!

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S1 · E22 · 2013年8月29日

THE DANGERS OF AUTO CORRECT 第 22 集

I just got a new smartphone this week, and already this amazing technology has conspired to completely ruin my life.

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S1 · E23 · 2013年9月5日

FOOD TRUCK FAIL 第 23 集

Did you know that "Food" is actually "Doof" spelled backwards? Pretty crazy, right? Anyways, what is it with all these hipsters and eating food off the back of a truck? I mean, REALLY? Eating at a stationary location is "too mainstream" for you???

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S1 · E24 · 2013年9月19日

DOOF'S LIFE HACKS 第 24 集

Okay, I have to admit, this whole "interweb" thing is pretty neat. It's like a new surprise every day. I've recently discovered this thing called "Life Hacks" — which is way less nefarious sounding than it actually is, mind you — and I was so inspired that I decided to make my own: DOOF HACKS!

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S1 · E25 · 2013年9月26日

ASHTON KUTCHER'S DOOF CHOICE AWARD 第 25 集

Everyone is so proud of Ashton Kutcher and his inspirational speech at that award show, but I think that during the flood of adulations and congratulations we're forgetting something much more important: ME. I intend to correct this grievous error with my own special awards show: THE DOOF CHOICE AWARDS!

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S1 · E26 · 2013年10月3日

DOOF DOES VINE 第 26 集

So everyone is up in arms about this thing called "VINE." I don't get what the big deal is. What can you really say in only 6 seconds of video? Well — as it turns out — not a lot.

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S1 · E27 · 2013年10月10日

THE DOOF RAPS ON RAP (SO META) 第 27 集

Hey Doofions! I was feeling generous this morning so I decided to answer a few of your questions in the comment section. What can I say? I'm a giver.

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S1 · E28 · 2013年10月17日

DOOFING IS THE THING 第 28 集

Watch out PLANKING, TWERKING and HARLEM SHAKING! Here comes the latest nonsensical internet trend of the minute: DOOFING!

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S1 · E29 · 2013年10月24日

GET READY FOR HEINZ-O-WEEN! 第 29 集

October is nearly over and it's almost time to celebrate my favorite scary holiday! What's that? "Halloween," you say? Oh, no, dear Doofions — I'm talking about a holiday that is MUCH better, MUCH scarier and MUCH... uh... Doof-ier? That's right: HEINZ-O-WEEN!

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S1 · E30 · 2013年11月7日

PRE-CHRISTMAS 第 30 集

Funny thing I noticed at the store the other day: suddenly Christmas decorations are, like, EVERYWHERE. What's with that? We haven't even gotten to Thanksgiving and we're already skipping to the next over-priced, massively-mechandised, consumer-obsessed cultural holiday: it's PRE-CHRISTMAS, everyone! The Christmas before the ACTUAL Christmas...

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S1 · E31 · 2013年11月14日

600 EPISODES (NOT REALLY)! 第 31 集

It's our 600th episode (that's a lie) and to celebrate I have a (less than) spectacular surprise for all you faithful Doof-ions! Trust me, you'll love it (probably not).

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S1 · E32 · 2013年11月22日

The FACE BOOK (No, that's not a typo) 第 32 集

Hey Doof-ions! Your fearless and incomprehensibly handsome overlord has discovered a trendy, shiny, new web-thingie that only super-cool internet insiders know about: THE FACE BOOK. Let me tell you all about it...

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S1 · E33 · 2013年12月5日

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY? COSPLAY! 第 33 集

Not to be an internet hipster or anything, but I just have to say that I was already dressing like a fox and Eurodancing in the woods WAY before it was cool...

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S1 · E34 · 2013年12月19日

THE SNICKERDOODLE IS A LIE! 第 34 集

Alright Doof-ions, your fearless and improbably handsome leader has a new topic he'd like to discuss this week. I know it's something you've been waiting for me to chime in about for weeks. Minecraft? No. Dr Who? Not really. Actually, it's something much more important than all those things: BAKE SALES, AND THE FACT THAT THEY ARE TOTALLY LAME.

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S1 · E35 · 2014年1月16日

PONIES, ANIME AND BUBBLE TEA 第 35 集

DOOF REPLIES -- PART DEUX ... or something. Hey Doofions, I'm back with another response to one of your comments. Honestly, if this was an Upworthy post, I might title it "A kid asks Doof a random question, you won't believe what happens next..." Anyways, ciaoy ciao!

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S1 · E36 · 2014年1月30日

WHY I HATE GOING TO THE MOVIES! 第 36 集

Hey there, Doofions! Ready for another rip-roaring installment of everyone's favorite show hosted by an evil scientist whose nemesis is also a platypus? Me too! This week, I tackle the subject on everyone's mind: WHY GOING TO THE THEATER IS A TERRIBLE IDEA. Real talk.

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S1 · E37 · 2014年2月27日

WHY WEB ADS ARE SERIOUSLY THE WORST 第 37 集

WHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...

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S1 · E38 · 2013年2月27日

THE DOOF GOES DIVERGENT (AND HANGRY) 第 38 集

WHAZUP INTERNET! Do you like movies like Twilight? Divergent? Hunger Games? Well, then you have TERRIBLE taste in movies! But, that's okay, because there are a TON of you, so I might as well jump on the bandwagon...

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