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1 season · 51 eps

Season 1

S1 · E1 11 min

Poseidon or Bust Episode 1

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Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.

S1 · E2 11 min

Finders Keepers Episode 2

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The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

S1 · E3 11 min

Little Miss Swordshine Episode 3

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LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.

S1 · E4 11 min

Ship Wretched Episode 4

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The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

S1 · E5 11 min

Turkey Leg of Doom Episode 5

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When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

S1 · E6 11 min

Hair of the God Episode 6

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S1 · E7 11 min

Enter the Octogod Episode 7

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Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.

S1 · E8 1 min

Dead Men Wear Plaid Episode 8

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LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

S1 · E9 1 min

Bilge Rat Zombies Episode 9

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On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.

S1 · E10 1 min

Ghost of Ships Passed Episode 10

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Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

S1 · E11 1 min

Night of the Geminis Episode 11

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Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.

S1 · E12 1 min

Ships and Salsa Episode 12

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Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

S1 · E13 1 min

All A Bored Episode 13

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Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.

S1 · E14 1 min

Club Fed Episode 14

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Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

S1 · E15 1 min

White Wedding Episode 15

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Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.

S1 · E16 1 min

Saltiest Dogs Episode 16

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Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

S1 · E17 1 min

Shrieking Violet Episode 17

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Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.

S1 · E18 1 min

Starboard Struck Episode 18

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Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

S1 · E19 1 min

Get Kraken Episode 19

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Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.

S1 · E20 1 min

Grill of My Dreams Episode 20

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Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

S1 · E21 1 min

Penguin Law Episode 21

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Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.

S1 · E22 1 min

Shop 'til You Drop Anchor Episode 22

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Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

S1 · E23 1 min

Opposites Ahoy Episode 23

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Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.

S1 · E24 1 min

Udder Chaos Episode 24

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Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

S1 · E25 1 min

Out of Key Episode 25

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Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.

S1 · E26 11 min

Thumb Wars Episode 26

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Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

S1 · E27 11 min

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest Episode 27

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LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.

S1 · E28 11 min

Game On Episode 28

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Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

S1 · E29 11 min

Licence to Thrill Episode 29

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Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.

S1 · E30 11 min

Beast in Show Episode 30

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Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

S1 · E31 11 min

Fine Feathered Fiend Episode 31

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Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.

S1 · E32 11 min

Lumber Jerk Episode 32

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Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

S1 · E33 11 min

Father Time Episode 33

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LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.

S1 · E34 11 min

Manure Overload Episode 34

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Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

S1 · E35 11 min

No Sea for Old Salts Episode 35

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Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.

S1 · E36 11 min

Sealed Fate Episode 36

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Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

S1 · E37 11 min

Blunder Down Under Episode 37

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Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.

S1 · E38 11 min

Engaged in Battle Episode 38

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Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

S1 · E39 11 min

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers Episode 39

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The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.

S1 · E40 11 min

Voyage of the Edam-ed Episode 40

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Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

S1 · E41 11 min

Greeced Lightning Episode 41

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Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.

S1 · E42 11 min

The Godd Couple Episode 42

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Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

S1 · E43 11 min

Gordon's Fish Tale Episode 43

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Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.

S1 · E44 11 min

Love on the Rocks Episode 44

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Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

S1 · E45 11 min

Malaise of the One Eye Episode 45

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Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.

S1 · E46 11 min

The Future Is Now Episode 46

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The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

S1 · E47 11 min

Booty Camp Episode 47

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Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.

S1 · E48 11 min

Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire Episode 48

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Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

S1 · E49 11 min

Booty Nights Episode 49

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Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.

S1 · E50 11 min

Fountain of Misspent Youth Episode 50

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The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

S1 · E51 22 min

Jungle Booty Episode 51

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Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!

51 episodes in Season 1

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