Pirate Express

S1 · E1 · Apr 26, 2015

Poseidon or Bust Episode 1

Newt and the Pirates must deliver a shiny new statue of Poseidon to its grand unveiling party.

S1 · E2 · Apr 26, 2015

Finders Keepers Episode 2

The Pirates embark on a mission to return a wallet to an angry Cyclops.

S1 · E3 · Apr 26, 2015

Little Miss Swordshine Episode 3

LaPoutine's great-great-great-great granddaughter turns up claiming ownership of the Pirate Express.

S1 · E4 · Apr 26, 2015

Ship Wretched Episode 4

The Pirates split into two rival parties in a search for treasure.

S1 · E5 · Apr 26, 2015

Turkey Leg of Doom Episode 5

When looking for a giant hairball, Booli ends up taking a mind controlling Turkey Leg

S1 · E6 · Apr 26, 2015

Hair of the God Episode 6

S1 · E7 · Apr 26, 2015

Enter the Octogod Episode 7

Newt and the Crew have to rescue Gordon from octopus worshipping natives.

S1 · E8 · Apr 26, 2015

Dead Men Wear Plaid Episode 8

LaPoutine challenges his rival Captain Skulldidgery to winner-takes-ship race to the edge of the world.

S1 · E9 · Apr 26, 2015

Bilge Rat Zombies Episode 9

On the eve of an inspection, Newt and the Crew discover they have rats on board.

S1 · E10 · Apr 26, 2015

Ghost of Ships Passed Episode 10

Newt pretends to be a ghost to haunt LaPoutine.

S1 · E11 · Apr 26, 2015

Night of the Geminis Episode 11

Newt and the Crew ferry Ted the Cyclops and his brutish twin daughters to Poseidon's party.

S1 · E12 · Apr 26, 2015

Ships and Salsa Episode 12

Armando has a crisis of confidence when he gets a pimple.

S1 · E13 · Apr 26, 2015

All A Bored Episode 13

Newt and the Crew are stranded when the god of wind takes a holiday.

S1 · E14 · Apr 26, 2015

Club Fed Episode 14

Newt and the Pirates must recover Poseidon's lost pet Leviathan from a beach resort.

S1 · E15 · Apr 26, 2015

White Wedding Episode 15

Armando ruins the wedding of Newt's brother when he steals the bride's heart.

S1 · E16 · Apr 26, 2015

Saltiest Dogs Episode 16

Newt and the Crew compete in a pirate reality TV game show.

S1 · E17 · Apr 26, 2015

Shrieking Violet Episode 17

Zeus's spoiled daughter decides she wants LaPoutine as her new pet.

S1 · E18 · Apr 26, 2015

Starboard Struck Episode 18

Renowned actor Johnnie Bermuda joins the Crew to prepare for his upcoming role.

S1 · E19 · Apr 26, 2015

Get Kraken Episode 19

Newt and the Crew fight over an adorable baby orphan kraken.

S1 · E20 · Apr 26, 2015

Grill of My Dreams Episode 20

Newt regrets firing Booli but struggles to get him back after Poseidon hires him as his new chef.

S1 · E21 · Apr 26, 2015

Penguin Law Episode 21

Spewey faces off with his childhood nemesis to determine the future Emperor of the Penguins.

S1 · E22 · Apr 26, 2015

Shop 'til You Drop Anchor Episode 22

Newt takes the Crew gift shopping for the first time in 300 years.

S1 · E23 · Apr 27, 2015

Opposites Ahoy Episode 23

Newt is transported into an opposite world whilst his opposite arrives in Atlantis.

S1 · E24 · Apr 27, 2015

Udder Chaos Episode 24

Newt and the Crew must replace Poseidon's magical bath milk or he will become powerless!

S1 · E25 · Apr 27, 2015

Out of Key Episode 25

Davy Jones pursues Newt and the Crew to get back his stolen locker key.

S1 · E26 · Apr 27, 2015

Thumb Wars Episode 26

Newt and the Crew rescue Burt after a dragon captures him to use as his thumb.

S1 · E27 · Apr 27, 2015

One Flew Over the Crow's Nest Episode 27

LaPoutine's elaborate ruse to reclaim an old treasure gets him stuck in the Pirate Hospital.

S1 · E28 · Apr 27, 2015

Game On Episode 28

Newt and the Pirates are pitted against Zeus' terrifying beasts at a Gods sports day.

S1 · E29 · Apr 28, 2015

Licence to Thrill Episode 29

Newt has to pass his "drivers" test or risk losing control of the Pirate Express.

S1 · E30 · Apr 28, 2015

Beast in Show Episode 30

Newt and the Pirates are sent to retrieve a part-seahorse part-unicorn to help Poseidon win a "Beast in Show" competition.

S1 · E31 · Apr 28, 2015

Fine Feathered Fiend Episode 31

Spewey is pushed out of the crew by LaPoutine's new pet parrot.

S1 · E32 · Apr 28, 2015

Lumber Jerk Episode 32

Newt and the Pirates rescue a wooden boy who then tries to steal their masthead Nelly.

S1 · E33 · Apr 28, 2015

Father Time Episode 33

LaPoutine steals the God of Time's time travelling scythe in order to change history and the captaincy of the Pirate Express.

S1 · E34 · Apr 28, 2015

Manure Overload Episode 34

Newt and the pirates seek a cure for Armando after the monstrous Medusa turns him to stone.

S1 · E35 · Apr 29, 2015

No Sea for Old Salts Episode 35

Newt hooks up with some famous bad boy celebrity pirates and the Pirate Express crew are left out.

S1 · E36 · Apr 29, 2015

Sealed Fate Episode 36

Newt and the Crew set out to rescue Marie-Celeste from the evil clutches of Skulldidgery.

S1 · E37 · Apr 29, 2015

Blunder Down Under Episode 37

Newt and the Pirates pose as plumbers to rescue Spewey from the Underworld.

S1 · E38 · Apr 29, 2015

Engaged in Battle Episode 38

Newt turns matchmaker when Burt reveals he thinks he has a crush on a mermaid.

S1 · E39 · Apr 29, 2015

Beggars Can't Be Cruisers Episode 39

The Pirates start a pirate cruise holiday experience in order to loot their guests.

S1 · E40 · Apr 29, 2015

Voyage of the Edam-ed Episode 40

Newt and the Crew get trapped on the cursed Flying Dutchman ship.

S1 · E41 · Apr 30, 2015

Greeced Lightning Episode 41

Newt and LaPoutine accidentally swap bodies after being struck by Zeus' lightening bolts right before family portrait day.

S1 · E42 · Apr 30, 2015

The Godd Couple Episode 42

Newt and the Crew are forced to babysit Hades' giant three-headed guard-dog Cerberus.

S1 · E43 · Apr 30, 2015

Gordon's Fish Tale Episode 43

Newt and the Crew help Gordon maintain the ruse that he is King of the Oceans when his mother comes to visit.

S1 · E44 · Apr 30, 2015

Love on the Rocks Episode 44

Newt tries to help his Poseidon's flagging pop career but Davey Jones has other ideas.

S1 · E45 · Apr 30, 2015

Malaise of the One Eye Episode 45

Newt and the Crew break Poseidon's trident and make a deal with his enemy, the Cyclops, to fix it.

S1 · E46 · Apr 30, 2015

The Future Is Now Episode 46

The Pirates are duped into buying a 'magic' spyglass that they believe foresees their future.

S1 · E47 · Apr 30, 2015

Booty Camp Episode 47

Poseidon thinks Newt needs to toughen up so sends him to a bootcamp run by Ares, the God of War.

S1 · E48 · Apr 30, 2015

Put Another Captain's Log on the Fire Episode 48

Newt is about to be appointed the permanent captain of the Pirate Express, but his Crew have other ideas.

S1 · E49 · Apr 30, 2015

Booty Nights Episode 49

Newt and the Pirates are framed and sent to jail for a robbery they didn't commit.

S1 · E50 · Apr 30, 2015

Fountain of Misspent Youth Episode 50

The Pirates become babies after falling into the fountain of youth.

S1 · E51 · Apr 30, 2015

Jungle Booty Episode 51

Newt and the Crew embark on a mission to find Eldorado, the long lost city of gold. / Newt and the Crew save Eldorado from Skulldidgery and his thieving band of skeletons!