Escort Mission

S١ E١ · ١٨ أبريل ٢٠١٣

Trying to Explain 'BioShock Infinite' (Isn't Worth It) الحلقة ١

Which Bioshock is this?

S١ E٢ · ١٠ مايو ٢٠١٣

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Minecraft' الحلقة ٢

S١ E٣ · ١٠ ديسمبر ٢٠١٣

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' الحلقة ٣

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

S١ E٤ · ٨ يناير ٢٠١٤

An Explanation for Every 'Final Fantasy' Mission Ever الحلقة ٤

If only we lived in a world of Item Shops. We'd never have to be scared of anything again.

S١ E٥ · ٢٨ فبراير ٢٠١٤

5 Awful Lessons Video Games Teach You About Relationships الحلقة ٥

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

S١ E٦ · ١٧ يوليو ٢٠١٤

The 5 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Watch Dogs' الحلقة ٦

It's different because the names in this game are real-ish.

S١ E٧ · ٦ أغسطس ٢٠١٤

6 Reasons 'Titanfall' Makes No Sense الحلقة ٧

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.

S١ E٨ · ١٠ سبتمبر ٢٠١٤

How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete الحلقة ٨

Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.

S١ E٩ · ٧ أكتوبر ٢٠١٤

The Terrifying Future of Video Games Taking Your Money الحلقة ٩

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

S١ E١٠ · ١٢ ديسمبر ٢٠١٤

8 Ways Survival Horror Games Make No Sense الحلقة ١٠

Gamers are masochists.

S١ E١١ · ٢٧ ديسمبر ٢٠١٤

6 Ways Gamers Have Taken The Fun Out of Gaming - Destiny Parody الحلقة ١١

Seriously, it's just not fun anymore.

S١ E١٢ · ٣٠ يناير ٢٠١٥

The Problem With Realism in Modern Video Games الحلقة ١٢

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

S١ E١٣ · ١٣ مارس ٢٠١٥

Why EVOLVE is the Best Game Of 2015 (at Causing Seizures) الحلقة ١٣

Sometimes amazing is one combination of weird things away.

S١ E١٤ · ١٠ أبريل ٢٠١٥

Why Most Video Games Are Basically The Same: The Order الحلقة ١٤

They're all just mundane combinations of awesomer games.

S١ E١٥ · ١٥ مايو ٢٠١٥

Why People Are Still Playing Destiny الحلقة ١٥

At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

S١ E١٦ · ٢١ أغسطس ٢٠١٥

8 Reasons Game Designers Are Sadists الحلقة ١٦

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

S١ E١٧ · ١١ سبتمبر ٢٠١٥

Why Metroid Makes No DAMN Sense الحلقة ١٧

The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.

S١ E١٨ · ١٢ أكتوبر ٢٠١٥

Why Real Gamers Suck at Nintendo الحلقة ١٨

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

S١ E١٩ · ٢٧ أكتوبر ٢٠١٥

Horrible Lessons Video Games Teach Us About Sex الحلقة ١٩

Generations of kids are learning about sex from video games and all we can do is openly weep.

S١ E٢٠ · ٦ نوفمبر ٢٠١٥

How Fallout Proves Morality Is Arbitrary الحلقة ٢٠

It's a slippery slope: First you're playing games on your couch. Next you're prepping some molotov cocktails.

S١ E٢١ · ٤ ديسمبر ٢٠١٥

Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic الحلقة ٢١

It's the best franchise about time-traveling history ninjas being controlled by their future ancestors who are battling time knights for control of humanity.

S١ E٢٢ · ١٥ يناير ٢٠١٦

Why Mortal Kombat Is More Complicated Than Game Of Thrones الحلقة ٢٢

If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

S١ E٢٣ · ١٩ فبراير ٢٠١٦

Why The Plot Of Starcraft Is Insane الحلقة ٢٣

What do you do with your most advance space ship in history? Fill it with cybernetically-enhanced criminals and blast it into deep space, of course.

S١ E٢٤ · ١٨ مارس ٢٠١٦

How The Arkham Games Ruined Batman الحلقة ٢٤

They have four of these games? How many actual different ways can you play being the Caped Crusader?

S١ E٢٥ · ١٥ أبريل ٢٠١٦

Why Metal Gear Solid V Is For Babies الحلقة ٢٥

Any game where a horse poops on screen can't be taken seriously whatsoever.

S١ E٢٦ · ٣٠ سبتمبر ٢٠١٦

Why No Man's Sky Reminds Us Of Our Existential Nightmare الحلقة ٢٦

'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.

S١ E٢٧ · ١٤ أكتوبر ٢٠١٦

Why Everyone’s Obsessed with Pokemon Go الحلقة ٢٧

For everyone who was hoping Pokemon Go was just a fad, we have bad news for you.

S١ E٢٨ · ٤ نوفمبر ٢٠١٦

Why Civ VI Brings Out The Worst In Humanity الحلقة ٢٨

You have to be a special kind of psychotic to really get into this game.

S١ E٢٩ · ٩ ديسمبر ٢٠١٦

Why We'll Never Get A Great Caveman Video Game الحلقة ٢٩

No caveman video game will ever top 'Joe & Mac' so just stop trying already.

S١ E٣٠ · ٦ يناير ٢٠١٧

Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom الحلقة ٣٠

Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot?

S١ E٣١ · ١ فبراير ٢٠١٧

How Video Games Create Realism By Boring You To Death الحلقة ٣١

The reason we're indoors playing games is because we don't want to traverse miles of outdoor terrain for hours on end.

S١ E٣٢ · ٣١ مارس ٢٠١٧

Why All Ubisoft Games Are The Same (Tom Clancy's The Division) الحلقة ٣٢

Ubisoft seemed to be into some creative stuff with their 'Rayman' series. And then Tom Clancy happened.

S١ E٣٣ · ١ يوليو ٢٠١٧

How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up (Breath of the Wild) الحلقة ٣٣

The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

S١ E٣٤ · ٢٢ يوليو ٢٠١٧

Nothing In Resident Evil 7 Makes Any Sense At All الحلقة ٣٤

Hey Resident Evil 7, if you receive an email from someone claiming to be your wife who's been missing for three years, maybe do some investigating from afar first. But seriously, great game, just a terrible story.

S١ E٣٥ · ١٩ أغسطس ٢٠١٧

How Whitewashing In Video Games Is Worse Than In Movies الحلقة ٣٥

Samurai video games like Nioh might be becoming as cinematic as movies, but, you know, all of that goes right out the window when you make the protagonist some white dude with blond hair.

S١ E٣٦ · ١٧ أكتوبر ٢٠١٧

How Video Games are Turning into Movies الحلقة ٣٦

The only type of video games non-gamers can start to get into are the ones that have hyper-realistic graphics. And then they realize they aren't playing a movie and the disappointment begins to set in.

S١ E٣٧ · ١٤ نوفمبر ٢٠١٧

How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise الحلقة ٣٧

We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).