Escort Mission

S1 · E1 · 18 de abr de 2013

Trying to Explain 'BioShock Infinite' (Isn't Worth It) Episódio 1

Which Bioshock is this?

S1 · E2 · 10 de mai de 2013

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Minecraft' Episódio 2

S1 · E3 · 10 de dez de 2013

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' Episódio 3

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

S1 · E4 · 8 de jan de 2014

An Explanation for Every 'Final Fantasy' Mission Ever Episódio 4

If only we lived in a world of Item Shops. We'd never have to be scared of anything again.

S1 · E5 · 28 de fev de 2014

5 Awful Lessons Video Games Teach You About Relationships Episódio 5

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

S1 · E6 · 17 de jul de 2014

The 5 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Watch Dogs' Episódio 6

It's different because the names in this game are real-ish.

S1 · E7 · 6 de ago de 2014

6 Reasons 'Titanfall' Makes No Sense Episódio 7

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.

S1 · E8 · 10 de set de 2014

How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete Episódio 8

Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.

S1 · E9 · 7 de out de 2014

The Terrifying Future of Video Games Taking Your Money Episódio 9

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

S1 · E10 · 12 de dez de 2014

8 Ways Survival Horror Games Make No Sense Episódio 10

Gamers are masochists.

S1 · E11 · 27 de dez de 2014

6 Ways Gamers Have Taken The Fun Out of Gaming - Destiny Parody Episódio 11

Seriously, it's just not fun anymore.

S1 · E12 · 30 de jan de 2015

The Problem With Realism in Modern Video Games Episódio 12

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

S1 · E13 · 13 de mar de 2015

Why EVOLVE is the Best Game Of 2015 (at Causing Seizures) Episódio 13

Sometimes amazing is one combination of weird things away.

S1 · E14 · 10 de abr de 2015

Why Most Video Games Are Basically The Same: The Order Episódio 14

They're all just mundane combinations of awesomer games.

S1 · E15 · 15 de mai de 2015

Why People Are Still Playing Destiny Episódio 15

At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

S1 · E16 · 21 de ago de 2015

8 Reasons Game Designers Are Sadists Episódio 16

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

S1 · E17 · 11 de set de 2015

Why Metroid Makes No DAMN Sense Episódio 17

The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.

S1 · E18 · 12 de out de 2015

Why Real Gamers Suck at Nintendo Episódio 18

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

S1 · E19 · 27 de out de 2015

Horrible Lessons Video Games Teach Us About Sex Episódio 19

Generations of kids are learning about sex from video games and all we can do is openly weep.

S1 · E20 · 6 de nov de 2015

How Fallout Proves Morality Is Arbitrary Episódio 20

It's a slippery slope: First you're playing games on your couch. Next you're prepping some molotov cocktails.

S1 · E21 · 4 de dez de 2015

Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic Episódio 21

It's the best franchise about time-traveling history ninjas being controlled by their future ancestors who are battling time knights for control of humanity.

S1 · E22 · 15 de jan de 2016

Why Mortal Kombat Is More Complicated Than Game Of Thrones Episódio 22

If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

S1 · E23 · 19 de fev de 2016

Why The Plot Of Starcraft Is Insane Episódio 23

What do you do with your most advance space ship in history? Fill it with cybernetically-enhanced criminals and blast it into deep space, of course.

S1 · E24 · 18 de mar de 2016

How The Arkham Games Ruined Batman Episódio 24

They have four of these games? How many actual different ways can you play being the Caped Crusader?

S1 · E25 · 15 de abr de 2016

Why Metal Gear Solid V Is For Babies Episódio 25

Any game where a horse poops on screen can't be taken seriously whatsoever.

S1 · E26 · 30 de set de 2016

Why No Man's Sky Reminds Us Of Our Existential Nightmare Episódio 26

'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.

S1 · E27 · 14 de out de 2016

Why Everyone’s Obsessed with Pokemon Go Episódio 27

For everyone who was hoping Pokemon Go was just a fad, we have bad news for you.

S1 · E28 · 4 de nov de 2016

Why Civ VI Brings Out The Worst In Humanity Episódio 28

You have to be a special kind of psychotic to really get into this game.

S1 · E29 · 9 de dez de 2016

Why We'll Never Get A Great Caveman Video Game Episódio 29

No caveman video game will ever top 'Joe & Mac' so just stop trying already.

S1 · E30 · 6 de jan de 2017

Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom Episódio 30

Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot?

S1 · E31 · 1 de fev de 2017

How Video Games Create Realism By Boring You To Death Episódio 31

The reason we're indoors playing games is because we don't want to traverse miles of outdoor terrain for hours on end.

S1 · E32 · 31 de mar de 2017

Why All Ubisoft Games Are The Same (Tom Clancy's The Division) Episódio 32

Ubisoft seemed to be into some creative stuff with their 'Rayman' series. And then Tom Clancy happened.

S1 · E33 · 1 de jul de 2017

How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up (Breath of the Wild) Episódio 33

The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

S1 · E34 · 22 de jul de 2017

Nothing In Resident Evil 7 Makes Any Sense At All Episódio 34

Hey Resident Evil 7, if you receive an email from someone claiming to be your wife who's been missing for three years, maybe do some investigating from afar first. But seriously, great game, just a terrible story.

S1 · E35 · 19 de ago de 2017

How Whitewashing In Video Games Is Worse Than In Movies Episódio 35

Samurai video games like Nioh might be becoming as cinematic as movies, but, you know, all of that goes right out the window when you make the protagonist some white dude with blond hair.

S1 · E36 · 17 de out de 2017

How Video Games are Turning into Movies Episódio 36

The only type of video games non-gamers can start to get into are the ones that have hyper-realistic graphics. And then they realize they aren't playing a movie and the disappointment begins to set in.

S1 · E37 · 14 de nov de 2017

How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise Episódio 37

We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).