Escort Mission

S1 · E1 · 18 апр 2013 г.

Trying to Explain 'BioShock Infinite' (Isn't Worth It) Серия 1

Which Bioshock is this?

S1 · E2 · 10 мая 2013 г.

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Minecraft' Серия 2

S1 · E3 · 10 дек 2013 г.

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' Серия 3

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

S1 · E4 · 8 янв 2014 г.

An Explanation for Every 'Final Fantasy' Mission Ever Серия 4

If only we lived in a world of Item Shops. We'd never have to be scared of anything again.

S1 · E5 · 28 фев 2014 г.

5 Awful Lessons Video Games Teach You About Relationships Серия 5

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

S1 · E6 · 17 июл 2014 г.

The 5 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Watch Dogs' Серия 6

It's different because the names in this game are real-ish.

S1 · E7 · 6 авг 2014 г.

6 Reasons 'Titanfall' Makes No Sense Серия 7

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.

S1 · E8 · 10 сен 2014 г.

How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete Серия 8

Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.

S1 · E9 · 7 окт 2014 г.

The Terrifying Future of Video Games Taking Your Money Серия 9

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

S1 · E10 · 12 дек 2014 г.

8 Ways Survival Horror Games Make No Sense Серия 10

Gamers are masochists.

S1 · E11 · 27 дек 2014 г.

6 Ways Gamers Have Taken The Fun Out of Gaming - Destiny Parody Серия 11

Seriously, it's just not fun anymore.

S1 · E12 · 30 янв 2015 г.

The Problem With Realism in Modern Video Games Серия 12

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

S1 · E13 · 13 мар 2015 г.

Why EVOLVE is the Best Game Of 2015 (at Causing Seizures) Серия 13

Sometimes amazing is one combination of weird things away.

S1 · E14 · 10 апр 2015 г.

Why Most Video Games Are Basically The Same: The Order Серия 14

They're all just mundane combinations of awesomer games.

S1 · E15 · 15 мая 2015 г.

Why People Are Still Playing Destiny Серия 15

At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

S1 · E16 · 21 авг 2015 г.

8 Reasons Game Designers Are Sadists Серия 16

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

S1 · E17 · 11 сен 2015 г.

Why Metroid Makes No DAMN Sense Серия 17

The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.

S1 · E18 · 12 окт 2015 г.

Why Real Gamers Suck at Nintendo Серия 18

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

S1 · E19 · 27 окт 2015 г.

Horrible Lessons Video Games Teach Us About Sex Серия 19

Generations of kids are learning about sex from video games and all we can do is openly weep.

S1 · E20 · 6 ноя 2015 г.

How Fallout Proves Morality Is Arbitrary Серия 20

It's a slippery slope: First you're playing games on your couch. Next you're prepping some molotov cocktails.

S1 · E21 · 4 дек 2015 г.

Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic Серия 21

It's the best franchise about time-traveling history ninjas being controlled by their future ancestors who are battling time knights for control of humanity.

S1 · E22 · 15 янв 2016 г.

Why Mortal Kombat Is More Complicated Than Game Of Thrones Серия 22

If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

S1 · E23 · 19 фев 2016 г.

Why The Plot Of Starcraft Is Insane Серия 23

What do you do with your most advance space ship in history? Fill it with cybernetically-enhanced criminals and blast it into deep space, of course.

S1 · E24 · 18 мар 2016 г.

How The Arkham Games Ruined Batman Серия 24

They have four of these games? How many actual different ways can you play being the Caped Crusader?

S1 · E25 · 15 апр 2016 г.

Why Metal Gear Solid V Is For Babies Серия 25

Any game where a horse poops on screen can't be taken seriously whatsoever.

S1 · E26 · 30 сен 2016 г.

Why No Man's Sky Reminds Us Of Our Existential Nightmare Серия 26

'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.

S1 · E27 · 14 окт 2016 г.

Why Everyone’s Obsessed with Pokemon Go Серия 27

For everyone who was hoping Pokemon Go was just a fad, we have bad news for you.

S1 · E28 · 4 ноя 2016 г.

Why Civ VI Brings Out The Worst In Humanity Серия 28

You have to be a special kind of psychotic to really get into this game.

S1 · E29 · 9 дек 2016 г.

Why We'll Never Get A Great Caveman Video Game Серия 29

No caveman video game will ever top 'Joe & Mac' so just stop trying already.

S1 · E30 · 6 янв 2017 г.

Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom Серия 30

Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot?

S1 · E31 · 1 фев 2017 г.

How Video Games Create Realism By Boring You To Death Серия 31

The reason we're indoors playing games is because we don't want to traverse miles of outdoor terrain for hours on end.

S1 · E32 · 31 мар 2017 г.

Why All Ubisoft Games Are The Same (Tom Clancy's The Division) Серия 32

Ubisoft seemed to be into some creative stuff with their 'Rayman' series. And then Tom Clancy happened.

S1 · E33 · 1 июл 2017 г.

How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up (Breath of the Wild) Серия 33

The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

S1 · E34 · 22 июл 2017 г.

Nothing In Resident Evil 7 Makes Any Sense At All Серия 34

Hey Resident Evil 7, if you receive an email from someone claiming to be your wife who's been missing for three years, maybe do some investigating from afar first. But seriously, great game, just a terrible story.

S1 · E35 · 19 авг 2017 г.

How Whitewashing In Video Games Is Worse Than In Movies Серия 35

Samurai video games like Nioh might be becoming as cinematic as movies, but, you know, all of that goes right out the window when you make the protagonist some white dude with blond hair.

S1 · E36 · 17 окт 2017 г.

How Video Games are Turning into Movies Серия 36

The only type of video games non-gamers can start to get into are the ones that have hyper-realistic graphics. And then they realize they aren't playing a movie and the disappointment begins to set in.

S1 · E37 · 14 ноя 2017 г.

How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise Серия 37

We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).