Escort Mission

S۱ E۱ · ۱۸ آوریل ۲۰۱۳

Trying to Explain 'BioShock Infinite' (Isn't Worth It) قسمت ۱

Which Bioshock is this?

S۱ E۲ · ۱۰ مه ۲۰۱۳

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Minecraft' قسمت ۲

S۱ E۳ · ۱۰ دسامبر ۲۰۱۳

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' قسمت ۳

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

S۱ E۴ · ۰۸ ژانویه ۲۰۱۴

An Explanation for Every 'Final Fantasy' Mission Ever قسمت ۴

If only we lived in a world of Item Shops. We'd never have to be scared of anything again.

S۱ E۵ · ۲۸ فوریه ۲۰۱۴

5 Awful Lessons Video Games Teach You About Relationships قسمت ۵

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

S۱ E۶ · ۱۷ ژوئیه ۲۰۱۴

The 5 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Watch Dogs' قسمت ۶

It's different because the names in this game are real-ish.

S۱ E۷ · ۰۶ اوت ۲۰۱۴

6 Reasons 'Titanfall' Makes No Sense قسمت ۷

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.

S۱ E۸ · ۱۰ سپتامبر ۲۰۱۴

How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete قسمت ۸

Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.

S۱ E۹ · ۰۷ اکتبر ۲۰۱۴

The Terrifying Future of Video Games Taking Your Money قسمت ۹

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

S۱ E۱۰ · ۱۲ دسامبر ۲۰۱۴

8 Ways Survival Horror Games Make No Sense قسمت ۱۰

Gamers are masochists.

S۱ E۱۱ · ۲۷ دسامبر ۲۰۱۴

6 Ways Gamers Have Taken The Fun Out of Gaming - Destiny Parody قسمت ۱۱

Seriously, it's just not fun anymore.

S۱ E۱۲ · ۳۰ ژانویه ۲۰۱۵

The Problem With Realism in Modern Video Games قسمت ۱۲

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

S۱ E۱۳ · ۱۳ مارس ۲۰۱۵

Why EVOLVE is the Best Game Of 2015 (at Causing Seizures) قسمت ۱۳

Sometimes amazing is one combination of weird things away.

S۱ E۱۴ · ۱۰ آوریل ۲۰۱۵

Why Most Video Games Are Basically The Same: The Order قسمت ۱۴

They're all just mundane combinations of awesomer games.

S۱ E۱۵ · ۱۵ مه ۲۰۱۵

Why People Are Still Playing Destiny قسمت ۱۵

At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

S۱ E۱۶ · ۲۱ اوت ۲۰۱۵

8 Reasons Game Designers Are Sadists قسمت ۱۶

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

S۱ E۱۷ · ۱۱ سپتامبر ۲۰۱۵

Why Metroid Makes No DAMN Sense قسمت ۱۷

The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.

S۱ E۱۸ · ۱۲ اکتبر ۲۰۱۵

Why Real Gamers Suck at Nintendo قسمت ۱۸

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

S۱ E۱۹ · ۲۷ اکتبر ۲۰۱۵

Horrible Lessons Video Games Teach Us About Sex قسمت ۱۹

Generations of kids are learning about sex from video games and all we can do is openly weep.

S۱ E۲۰ · ۰۶ نوامبر ۲۰۱۵

How Fallout Proves Morality Is Arbitrary قسمت ۲۰

It's a slippery slope: First you're playing games on your couch. Next you're prepping some molotov cocktails.

S۱ E۲۱ · ۰۴ دسامبر ۲۰۱۵

Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic قسمت ۲۱

It's the best franchise about time-traveling history ninjas being controlled by their future ancestors who are battling time knights for control of humanity.

S۱ E۲۲ · ۱۵ ژانویه ۲۰۱۶

Why Mortal Kombat Is More Complicated Than Game Of Thrones قسمت ۲۲

If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

S۱ E۲۳ · ۱۹ فوریه ۲۰۱۶

Why The Plot Of Starcraft Is Insane قسمت ۲۳

What do you do with your most advance space ship in history? Fill it with cybernetically-enhanced criminals and blast it into deep space, of course.

S۱ E۲۴ · ۱۸ مارس ۲۰۱۶

How The Arkham Games Ruined Batman قسمت ۲۴

They have four of these games? How many actual different ways can you play being the Caped Crusader?

S۱ E۲۵ · ۱۵ آوریل ۲۰۱۶

Why Metal Gear Solid V Is For Babies قسمت ۲۵

Any game where a horse poops on screen can't be taken seriously whatsoever.

S۱ E۲۶ · ۳۰ سپتامبر ۲۰۱۶

Why No Man's Sky Reminds Us Of Our Existential Nightmare قسمت ۲۶

'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.

S۱ E۲۷ · ۱۴ اکتبر ۲۰۱۶

Why Everyone’s Obsessed with Pokemon Go قسمت ۲۷

For everyone who was hoping Pokemon Go was just a fad, we have bad news for you.

S۱ E۲۸ · ۰۴ نوامبر ۲۰۱۶

Why Civ VI Brings Out The Worst In Humanity قسمت ۲۸

You have to be a special kind of psychotic to really get into this game.

S۱ E۲۹ · ۰۹ دسامبر ۲۰۱۶

Why We'll Never Get A Great Caveman Video Game قسمت ۲۹

No caveman video game will ever top 'Joe & Mac' so just stop trying already.

S۱ E۳۰ · ۰۶ ژانویه ۲۰۱۷

Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom قسمت ۳۰

Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot?

S۱ E۳۱ · ۰۱ فوریه ۲۰۱۷

How Video Games Create Realism By Boring You To Death قسمت ۳۱

The reason we're indoors playing games is because we don't want to traverse miles of outdoor terrain for hours on end.

S۱ E۳۲ · ۳۱ مارس ۲۰۱۷

Why All Ubisoft Games Are The Same (Tom Clancy's The Division) قسمت ۳۲

Ubisoft seemed to be into some creative stuff with their 'Rayman' series. And then Tom Clancy happened.

S۱ E۳۳ · ۰۱ ژوئیه ۲۰۱۷

How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up (Breath of the Wild) قسمت ۳۳

The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

S۱ E۳۴ · ۲۲ ژوئیه ۲۰۱۷

Nothing In Resident Evil 7 Makes Any Sense At All قسمت ۳۴

Hey Resident Evil 7, if you receive an email from someone claiming to be your wife who's been missing for three years, maybe do some investigating from afar first. But seriously, great game, just a terrible story.

S۱ E۳۵ · ۱۹ اوت ۲۰۱۷

How Whitewashing In Video Games Is Worse Than In Movies قسمت ۳۵

Samurai video games like Nioh might be becoming as cinematic as movies, but, you know, all of that goes right out the window when you make the protagonist some white dude with blond hair.

S۱ E۳۶ · ۱۷ اکتبر ۲۰۱۷

How Video Games are Turning into Movies قسمت ۳۶

The only type of video games non-gamers can start to get into are the ones that have hyper-realistic graphics. And then they realize they aren't playing a movie and the disappointment begins to set in.

S۱ E۳۷ · ۱۴ نوامبر ۲۰۱۷

How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise قسمت ۳۷

We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).