Escort Mission

S1 · E1 · Apr 18, 2013

Trying to Explain 'BioShock Infinite' (Isn't Worth It) Episode 1

Which Bioshock is this?

S1 · E2 · May 10, 2013

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Minecraft' Episode 2

S1 · E3 · Dec 10, 2013

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' Episode 3

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

S1 · E4 · Jan 8, 2014

An Explanation for Every 'Final Fantasy' Mission Ever Episode 4

If only we lived in a world of Item Shops. We'd never have to be scared of anything again.

S1 · E5 · Feb 28, 2014

5 Awful Lessons Video Games Teach You About Relationships Episode 5

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

S1 · E6 · Jul 17, 2014

The 5 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Watch Dogs' Episode 6

It's different because the names in this game are real-ish.

S1 · E7 · Aug 6, 2014

6 Reasons 'Titanfall' Makes No Sense Episode 7

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.

S1 · E8 · Sep 10, 2014

How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete Episode 8

Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.

S1 · E9 · Oct 7, 2014

The Terrifying Future of Video Games Taking Your Money Episode 9

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

S1 · E10 · Dec 12, 2014

8 Ways Survival Horror Games Make No Sense Episode 10

Gamers are masochists.

S1 · E11 · Dec 27, 2014

6 Ways Gamers Have Taken The Fun Out of Gaming - Destiny Parody Episode 11

Seriously, it's just not fun anymore.

S1 · E12 · Jan 30, 2015

The Problem With Realism in Modern Video Games Episode 12

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

S1 · E13 · Mar 13, 2015

Why EVOLVE is the Best Game Of 2015 (at Causing Seizures) Episode 13

Sometimes amazing is one combination of weird things away.

S1 · E14 · Apr 10, 2015

Why Most Video Games Are Basically The Same: The Order Episode 14

They're all just mundane combinations of awesomer games.

S1 · E15 · May 15, 2015

Why People Are Still Playing Destiny Episode 15

At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

S1 · E16 · Aug 21, 2015

8 Reasons Game Designers Are Sadists Episode 16

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

S1 · E17 · Sep 11, 2015

Why Metroid Makes No DAMN Sense Episode 17

The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.

S1 · E18 · Oct 12, 2015

Why Real Gamers Suck at Nintendo Episode 18

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

S1 · E19 · Oct 27, 2015

Horrible Lessons Video Games Teach Us About Sex Episode 19

Generations of kids are learning about sex from video games and all we can do is openly weep.

S1 · E20 · Nov 6, 2015

How Fallout Proves Morality Is Arbitrary Episode 20

It's a slippery slope: First you're playing games on your couch. Next you're prepping some molotov cocktails.

S1 · E21 · Dec 4, 2015

Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic Episode 21

It's the best franchise about time-traveling history ninjas being controlled by their future ancestors who are battling time knights for control of humanity.

S1 · E22 · Jan 15, 2016

Why Mortal Kombat Is More Complicated Than Game Of Thrones Episode 22

If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

S1 · E23 · Feb 19, 2016

Why The Plot Of Starcraft Is Insane Episode 23

What do you do with your most advance space ship in history? Fill it with cybernetically-enhanced criminals and blast it into deep space, of course.

S1 · E24 · Mar 18, 2016

How The Arkham Games Ruined Batman Episode 24

They have four of these games? How many actual different ways can you play being the Caped Crusader?

S1 · E25 · Apr 15, 2016

Why Metal Gear Solid V Is For Babies Episode 25

Any game where a horse poops on screen can't be taken seriously whatsoever.

S1 · E26 · Sep 30, 2016

Why No Man's Sky Reminds Us Of Our Existential Nightmare Episode 26

'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.

S1 · E27 · Oct 14, 2016

Why Everyone’s Obsessed with Pokemon Go Episode 27

For everyone who was hoping Pokemon Go was just a fad, we have bad news for you.

S1 · E28 · Nov 4, 2016

Why Civ VI Brings Out The Worst In Humanity Episode 28

You have to be a special kind of psychotic to really get into this game.

S1 · E29 · Dec 9, 2016

Why We'll Never Get A Great Caveman Video Game Episode 29

No caveman video game will ever top 'Joe & Mac' so just stop trying already.

S1 · E30 · Jan 6, 2017

Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom Episode 30

Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot?

S1 · E31 · Feb 1, 2017

How Video Games Create Realism By Boring You To Death Episode 31

The reason we're indoors playing games is because we don't want to traverse miles of outdoor terrain for hours on end.

S1 · E32 · Mar 31, 2017

Why All Ubisoft Games Are The Same (Tom Clancy's The Division) Episode 32

Ubisoft seemed to be into some creative stuff with their 'Rayman' series. And then Tom Clancy happened.

S1 · E33 · Jul 1, 2017

How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up (Breath of the Wild) Episode 33

The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

S1 · E34 · Jul 22, 2017

Nothing In Resident Evil 7 Makes Any Sense At All Episode 34

Hey Resident Evil 7, if you receive an email from someone claiming to be your wife who's been missing for three years, maybe do some investigating from afar first. But seriously, great game, just a terrible story.

S1 · E35 · Aug 19, 2017

How Whitewashing In Video Games Is Worse Than In Movies Episode 35

Samurai video games like Nioh might be becoming as cinematic as movies, but, you know, all of that goes right out the window when you make the protagonist some white dude with blond hair.

S1 · E36 · Oct 17, 2017

How Video Games are Turning into Movies Episode 36

The only type of video games non-gamers can start to get into are the ones that have hyper-realistic graphics. And then they realize they aren't playing a movie and the disappointment begins to set in.

S1 · E37 · Nov 14, 2017

How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise Episode 37

We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).