Escort Mission

S1 · E1 · 2013年4月18日

Trying to Explain 'BioShock Infinite' (Isn't Worth It) 第1話

Which Bioshock is this?

S1 · E2 · 2013年5月10日

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Minecraft' 第2話

S1 · E3 · 2013年12月10日

The 3 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Call of Duty: Ghosts' 第3話

Damn, n00bs and their legitimate questions.

S1 · E4 · 2014年1月8日

An Explanation for Every 'Final Fantasy' Mission Ever 第4話

If only we lived in a world of Item Shops. We'd never have to be scared of anything again.

S1 · E5 · 2014年2月28日

5 Awful Lessons Video Games Teach You About Relationships 第5話

It's all about how close they are to your locker of armor and weapons.

S1 · E6 · 2014年7月17日

The 5 Hardest Things to Explain About 'Watch Dogs' 第6話

It's different because the names in this game are real-ish.

S1 · E7 · 2014年8月6日

6 Reasons 'Titanfall' Makes No Sense 第7話

Vomit jokes are the way to go, anyway.

S1 · E8 · 2014年9月10日

How Video Games Are Making Professional Sports Obsolete 第8話

Video games may be an exercise in fantasy, but at least they're injury free.

S1 · E9 · 2014年10月7日

The Terrifying Future of Video Games Taking Your Money 第9話

Sometimes we really miss that stupid, snickering dog.

S1 · E10 · 2014年12月12日

8 Ways Survival Horror Games Make No Sense 第10話

Gamers are masochists.

S1 · E11 · 2014年12月27日

6 Ways Gamers Have Taken The Fun Out of Gaming - Destiny Parody 第11話

Seriously, it's just not fun anymore.

S1 · E12 · 2015年1月30日

The Problem With Realism in Modern Video Games 第12話

But, hey, they still look cooler than reality.

S1 · E13 · 2015年3月13日

Why EVOLVE is the Best Game Of 2015 (at Causing Seizures) 第13話

Sometimes amazing is one combination of weird things away.

S1 · E14 · 2015年4月10日

Why Most Video Games Are Basically The Same: The Order 第14話

They're all just mundane combinations of awesomer games.

S1 · E15 · 2015年5月15日

Why People Are Still Playing Destiny 第15話

At least the repetitiveness is pretty cool.

S1 · E16 · 2015年8月21日

8 Reasons Game Designers Are Sadists 第16話

DON'T EVER TALK ABOUT STRATEGY GUIDES!!!

S1 · E17 · 2015年9月11日

Why Metroid Makes No DAMN Sense 第17話

The most fun you'll have playing a scientist that's not called a scientist while you fight other scientists who are also not called scientists.

S1 · E18 · 2015年10月12日

Why Real Gamers Suck at Nintendo 第18話

Toys hitting each other with smaller toys until they return to toy purga-toy-ry leads to more broken controllers than any game ever.

S1 · E19 · 2015年10月27日

Horrible Lessons Video Games Teach Us About Sex 第19話

Generations of kids are learning about sex from video games and all we can do is openly weep.

S1 · E20 · 2015年11月6日

How Fallout Proves Morality Is Arbitrary 第20話

It's a slippery slope: First you're playing games on your couch. Next you're prepping some molotov cocktails.

S1 · E21 · 2015年12月4日

Why Everyone's Favorite Video Game is Idiotic 第21話

It's the best franchise about time-traveling history ninjas being controlled by their future ancestors who are battling time knights for control of humanity.

S1 · E22 · 2016年1月15日

Why Mortal Kombat Is More Complicated Than Game Of Thrones 第22話

If you weren't aware that the Mortal Kombat series had a story to it, then we envy you.

S1 · E23 · 2016年2月19日

Why The Plot Of Starcraft Is Insane 第23話

What do you do with your most advance space ship in history? Fill it with cybernetically-enhanced criminals and blast it into deep space, of course.

S1 · E24 · 2016年3月18日

How The Arkham Games Ruined Batman 第24話

They have four of these games? How many actual different ways can you play being the Caped Crusader?

S1 · E25 · 2016年4月15日

Why Metal Gear Solid V Is For Babies 第25話

Any game where a horse poops on screen can't be taken seriously whatsoever.

S1 · E26 · 2016年9月30日

Why No Man's Sky Reminds Us Of Our Existential Nightmare 第26話

'No Man's Sky' is fit for philosophy classes and absolutely nothing else.

S1 · E27 · 2016年10月14日

Why Everyone’s Obsessed with Pokemon Go 第27話

For everyone who was hoping Pokemon Go was just a fad, we have bad news for you.

S1 · E28 · 2016年11月4日

Why Civ VI Brings Out The Worst In Humanity 第28話

You have to be a special kind of psychotic to really get into this game.

S1 · E29 · 2016年12月9日

Why We'll Never Get A Great Caveman Video Game 第29話

No caveman video game will ever top 'Joe & Mac' so just stop trying already.

S1 · E30 · 2017年1月6日

Why Satan Is The Good Guy In Doom 第30話

Let's be honest, did you actually ever give a damn about Doom's plot?

S1 · E31 · 2017年2月1日

How Video Games Create Realism By Boring You To Death 第31話

The reason we're indoors playing games is because we don't want to traverse miles of outdoor terrain for hours on end.

S1 · E32 · 2017年3月31日

Why All Ubisoft Games Are The Same (Tom Clancy's The Division) 第32話

Ubisoft seemed to be into some creative stuff with their 'Rayman' series. And then Tom Clancy happened.

S1 · E33 · 2017年7月1日

How Nintendo And The Legend of Zelda Are Finally Growing Up (Breath of the Wild) 第33話

The Nintendo Switch finally did away with the childish, linear hand-holding because The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is finally worthy of its 8-bit ancestors, its wooden sword and the lonely old dudes in caves.

S1 · E34 · 2017年7月22日

Nothing In Resident Evil 7 Makes Any Sense At All 第34話

Hey Resident Evil 7, if you receive an email from someone claiming to be your wife who's been missing for three years, maybe do some investigating from afar first. But seriously, great game, just a terrible story.

S1 · E35 · 2017年8月19日

How Whitewashing In Video Games Is Worse Than In Movies 第35話

Samurai video games like Nioh might be becoming as cinematic as movies, but, you know, all of that goes right out the window when you make the protagonist some white dude with blond hair.

S1 · E36 · 2017年10月17日

How Video Games are Turning into Movies 第36話

The only type of video games non-gamers can start to get into are the ones that have hyper-realistic graphics. And then they realize they aren't playing a movie and the disappointment begins to set in.

S1 · E37 · 2017年11月14日

How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise 第37話

We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).